gaming Cookie Clicker, the most fun (and pointless) game on the internet?

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

I really wanna try this but the website is down I keep getting a "bad gateway" error. I so wanna try this 'cause this sounds soooo much fun. 

[Dusknight Haze 161]

I'm at 86 million cps and 66 billion in stock with over 4 quadrillion lifetime made.

 

I already have the grandmothers coalescing into a hive mind entity.

 

Each individual cursor I can purchase costs over 200 billion.

 

I'm getting to the point where I'm probably going to cheat so I can both get all the upgrades and get the "cookies taste awful" cheating achievement. Yes, there's an achievement for that.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

my latest updates to the game.....jsut took a screenshot of it.

 

Grandma's arn't too happy, lol

 

Still a fun game...I tend to keep it running for long periods too.

 

[An Old Head 4,816]

my latest updates to the game.....jsut took a screenshot of it.

 

Grandma's arn't too happy, lol

 

Still a fun game...I tend to keep it running for long periods too.

 

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You think those grandmas are bad? Look what I've got:

 

 

They've turned into Jabba the Hutts! I think one of the quotes at the top stated that they had become transmutated with cookie dough. Yeah, they were angry!

[Starshine 16,333]

By all things that is holy what the glorious f***

 

I guess I'll give this game another try... I just have to see this grandmapocalypse with my own two eyes.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Now I feel like playing this addictive gaming masterpiece,which a lot of people are too addicted to it. Oh well, time to click some cookies.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Cookies. Too many cookies. SAVE ME FROM THESE COOKIES!!!

 

At time of posting I only have 32.4 cookies per second. This will go up. Help Me!

 

 

EDIT: HELP!!!!!!!! 400.563.2. I now have cookies on the brain.

 

 

Edited September 6, 2013 by Questioner

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

This grandma apocalypse is sounding mroe and more like the game [Prototype]. Quake, the Borg and or "The Flood" from Halo. and even as far as FEAR, and Doom 3, 

 

seriously

 

News : wrinkled "flesh tendrils" visible from space!

 

News : remains of "old ladies" found frozen in the middle of growing fleshy structures!

 

News : large "flesh highways" scar continent, stretch between various cookie facilities!

 

News : all hope lost as writhing mass of flesh and dough engulfs whole city! News : nightmare continues as wrinkled acres of flesh expand at alarming speeds!

Edited September 6, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

I don't get it, but i'ts so addicting for some reason...

 

This has to be the weirdest game I've played in a while, no doubt about it.

 

Yet it's so pointless. XD

[\/ 651]

I'm currently at 5.6 million cookies per second. It's tough, but for some reason I can't stop playing it.

 

Found a good way playing it, though:

 

Having this playlist here played in the background.

 

 

It kinda fits to it in a really strange way...

Well, there is always that cookiepocalypse that will kill everyone with obesity and diabetes, so a dark and doom-impending sounding song fits it all too well.

[Xievie 498]

I finally activated One Mind just now...

 

Should I really be this scared? I dunno, I'm finding it creepy. Currently have 70m CPS, though. c:

[Winterbass 763]

This. Is. The. Best. Game. EVER!!!

 

I found out about it a few days ago and damn, this stuff is almost as addicting as real chocolate chip cookies. I've always found those grandmas suspicious but when I finally got to the One Mind upgrade.. woah.. what the hell?

 

Currently getting around 62,5 million CPS, I'm not gonna stop until I have 200 of everything.

[Starshine 16,333]

 

Finally got all achievements and all upgrades... (the one that requires me to take Elder Pledge ten times is freakin nuts)

 

Ortail said that there will be dungeons... This will be sweet X3

[StarStep 42]

Ooh, this game! Started playing it quite a while ago, as have a few people I met at BUCK Con. Here's my progress:

 

 

Gotta love some of the celebrity quotes that pop up.

 

Jeez Look at all those clicks!!   My finger was getting worn at just 25k clicks and you have 100x that!

 

Anyway here's what I managed to get done in about an hour and a half. I don't know if my mouse will recover. I was kind of sad that selling the 1 grandma I had didn't get rid of the background tile where they show her. Oh well. I may have to buy some in the future to see what this grandmaocalypse is all about. Thanks for finding this time waster golden everfree

[The Handmaid 19]

I started playing the game at 6 a.m. in the morning, and it wasn't the exactly best choice in my life. I am now addicted to the game, but still try to keep the times I play to a minimum.  Seriously I played this game for about four hours straight and that's when I knew I had no control over my life anymore. 

Edited September 10, 2013 by The Handmaid

[silverreverb 129]

did anybody restart the game? if you soft-reset the game, you'll get heavenly chips based on how many cookies you had when you reset. these chips give you a 5% multiplier to your cps. I started this time with a 130% cps and after a few hours I'm already at 200k cps

[Starshine 16,333]

^I have tried that, gotta say I'm very pleased with my new 890348 heavenly chips

 

The formula, according to the wiki, is

Rounded downward of course.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

well...I got bored of it.found out a way of hacking it,and got bored.Moving on....It was fun while it lasted. Which was all of a week. Yay. I also reset it ...so I got 100% achievements and upgrades

Edited September 10, 2013 by Flutter Dash

[SongBrony 419]

This game is freaking stupid!!! ...SO WHY THE HELL AM I STILL PLAYING?!?! It's really addicting and my finger and hand are starting to cramp up....

[Standard User 2,127]

Just under 43,000,000,000,000 cookies all-time. Making over 250,000,000 Cps. I'm currently trying to buy two more portals to make 100 and then I'm just gonna spam time machines and cookie upgrades.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Jeez Look at all those clicks!!   My finger was getting worn at just 25k clicks and you have 100x that!

 

I used a program that allowed me to configure certain keys on the keyboard to recreate a mouse click when pressed. I changed every one of them to do so and then mashed the keyboard

 

It's getting real slow at the moment, though. I'm currently at 196 cursors, aiming for 200 for the achievement. It takes forever... *adopts Pinkie voice*

[Jokuc 8,173]

Apparently everyone loves this game. I thought it looked boring. But my friends told me to try it..............

 

 

 

And it was.

 

Lamest game ever.

 

Never mind, that's curiosity.

 

 

Edited September 10, 2013 by Jokuc

[Standard User 2,127]

THE GRANDMATRIARCHS ARE ANGERED

 

THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE UNIVERSE

 

Nah, but really, I'm just staring at the screen and waiting for Red Cookies to make Golden Cookie Chains.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Did... Did I win? I seriously cant tell. 

 

 

No but really, this game needs to be fixed. You can defeat the entire point of playing by opening the game, going into the URL bar, and typing Javascript:Game.cookies=99999999999999999999999999999999999999. 

 

And I hate programming

[Standard User 2,127]

No but really, this game needs to be fixed. You can defeat the entire point of playing by opening the game, going into the URL bar, and typing Javascript:Game.cookies=99999999999999999999999999999999999999. 

 

And then you get an achievement denoting how you cheated, and cheated-in cookies taste horrible. 

 

Considering it was released barely a month ago, there are dozens of ways to "break" the game. In the original, you could just edit your save file directly to give you as many of each building as you wanted.