The Tale of PwNC

[NavelColt 22,880]

This one time at Admin Camp, we were contacted by a stranger from another site. They joined our fair forum for the sole purpose of PMing the entire administration, in where they gave us a link to some 4chan wannabe message board they were apart of. There, some thread was a popular location for trolls to congregate and discuss potential places to troll, as well as their progress in doing so.

 

After attacking some fetish-related sites in the early on pages, the scoundrels turned their sites to MLP:FiM after one of their bone-headed leaders brought up horses in a slurred insult to one of the members they were trolling. Seeing as we're the biggest, baddest, most awesome pony forum around, they stumbled upon us before any other.

 

Their target locked, the troll heard openly and shamelessly discussed the usernames they had chosen, specific threads that made them laugh, and posted screenshots amongst themselves of things to make fun of. Their apparent plan was to join in a rather vast number, lurk for a while, and attack in one large swoosh the following day (a Saturday).

 

Little did the heathens know that we had inside information, now. Our snitch (we'll just call him Carl), who was a non-troll, took displeasure in their thread, and came to warn us.

 

Friday, late in the evening, the heavens roared, and heavenly bells rang, as Swoop and NC took down every last mentioned account from the trolls' open and amusing thread, in a matter of less than a minute.

 

One can only imagine the sheer dumbfounded looks upon thine trolls' faces, as they one by one reported to one another that they had fallen, before the battle had even begun.

 

 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

All will kneel before Monkey D. NC

[Yellow Diamond 7,568]

At last the Bush Doctrine is put to good use by preemptively defeating trolls on the internet.

 

 

Friday, late in the evening, the heavens roared, and heavenly bells rang, as Swoop and NC took down every last mentioned account from the trolls' open and amusing thread, in a matter of less than a minute.

 

Reminds me of 90s wrestling matches when "Stone Cold" Steve Austin would run down to the ring, beat up a bunch of guys, and drink several cans of beer afterwards. The crowd always went nuts.

[Zoop 8,384]

While some prefer to lead from the safety of the rear, NC joins the rush forward at the front, spilling tainted and sinful blood at every turn, singing praise to the sun with every strike.