Your most random and funny thought.

[Smarts 1,623]

The basic idea is this. Name a time where you had the most random thought that was funny to you. I'll start off.

 

Yesterday in class, I was listening to the teacher give us a lecture, then it happened. I randomly thought about Whose Line Is It Anyway. It was when Ryan named Colin "Captain Salmon" during the game, Superheroes. I was about to bust out laughing, but was able to control myself just in time. Luckily, I didn't catch anyone's attention.

Edited September 19, 2013 by SmartyPants

[SkyStorm 334]

I was talking to my friends, and I felt hungry, and they asked me what I felt like doing that day and I replied banana ^__^

Oh, I worry about myself sometimes

Edited September 20, 2013 by SkyStorm

[Guest]

I wonder what substituting nutella with cocoa and honey would taste like on a bread.
 

The thing about me is, that i will put those thoughts into action. It tastes descent.

[Venomshank 121]

 I was imagining celestia having a tea party with derpy really trying to be patient

i wonder what that would actually be like...

like the "derpys gonna derp" animated meme but she's mashing the teacup against her face 

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Oh god I could dominate this thread...

 

Im going to start off with the last three random things I thought of, I will definitely be posting more later:

 

1. Smart Phones should be called Brain Cells. Like seriosuly? WTF isnt anyone doing this? DIBS
2. Shoals of Squids. No, they need to be called Squads of Squids. 
3. Astronomers need to be called Skyentists

EVERYTHING BUST BE A PUN! 

[RazzyJam 1,519]

So a buddy of mine just was talking about the TV show "House". If you dont know what this show is, google is your friend. But anyway, he described it as "a sick show" and I found this horribly punny.

 

Again, will post more later

[Jack Spades 162]

I have more than one!

 

-I'm as happy as a chocolate covered coffee bean!

-On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is cabbage.

[crazitaco 596]

We should attach mini electricity generators to hamster wheels at night to generate a bit of energy. It may seem kinda pointless but if a lot of people had hamsters then the collective energy would be alright. Not enough to power cities, but just supplemental energy.

I have alot of random thoughts, but lack the ability to recall them at will :/

Edited September 19, 2013 by crazitaco

[RazzyJam 1,519]

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? 

... TEN-TICKLES

 

FJDAFDJHSAFJDHSAFDS

I need to go and drown myself in a tub, brb

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

I have some weird one's..... but alright.

 

• Can you quack like a duck when you suck?!
• Why isn't the sun a planet?  

Not that weird, but yeah, odd.

[Rolls Royce 606]

When I was driving home one day, I came up with a completely devious plot to troll tailgaters just out of nowhere.  I planned on buying an armored Mercedes Benz S-class with a bumper sticker that says, "This vehicle stops for tailgaters."  And whenever I'm being tailgated, I'd slam on the breaks, severely damaging their car while leaving my armored Benz with a scratch or two.  This would obviously get me in huge trouble, but whenever I'm tailgated, I want to punch the driver in the teeth.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I was talking to my friends while we were eating lunch, and we were talking about Batman. Then I randomly shouted, ''Curse you, Ben Affleck!'

[kyoki wolfe 134]

My most random funny though? huh I have a lot but can't seem to think of one at the moment....most likely something along the lines of this.... "Boooooop! lalalala oh look at that kitteh  he's so adorable. he's like a little monster kitteh. A little...DEMON CHILD ZOMBIE CAT!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! " yep. Now do you see why I may have issues?

[Esk 201]

This probably won't be the first time I post something on this thread. Just throwing that out there.

Anyways, I was thinking about yearbooks, and I eventually thought to myself, 'you know, why don't they call yearbooks "facebooks?"'

They're books with faces in them, so they count....

[Zygen 6,066]

I have a tendency to randomly say orange when I'm in akward silence or bored, or just as a supplemental answer.

 

My dad says tomato juice for similar reasons.

 

Does that count?

 

Im random, but frankly i can't think of much else right this minute...

[Smarts 1,623]

 

 

  On 2013-09-22 at 3:38 AM, eskaryel said:

This probably won't be the first time I post something on this thread. Just throwing that out there.

 

I encourage multiple postings. It gives me a basic idea about just how random the lot of you are. Which is a good thing in my book strangely enough.

[Th3 Chaos Theory 89]

When ever I watch Spongebob, I imagine myself doing the retard run on a highway. (Retard run is a Call of Duty reference by the way)

[CornBreadGang 514]

I think about a lot of random stuff, for example:

If a silence looked away from a weeping angel, would the angel chase the silence, or forget the encounter?

Why isn't 0 divided by 0 one?

Wat.

Smack the crack, in the back, with a clack, watching gak.

 

I have the most legit mind ever.

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Courtesy to my cousin and my sister for helping me out on this one...

 

We were all eating Nutella and peanut butter on bread, and decided that it was a threesome. Nutella, peanut butter, and bread all had beautiful, beautiful toast babies. They tasted delicious. xD

[The Blades Shadow 444]

A few days ago, I was sitting on the bus, staring out the window, and one thought was in my mind. "At times like this, I sit and wonder... What's the square root of potato?"

I don't know why, but it was so random and yet so funny

[Guest]

Art class:" Im gonna paint it brown like the third reich."
Teacher looks at me.
Good friend of mine goes:"Dude what?"
Art teacher looks at her.
Art teacher walks away.

[LittleRawr 679]

Hmm, I have at least a couple per day, but now they've all slipped my mind...

 

Although I do like breaking into song. And the songs I mutter/mumble are random, at random times. Sometimes I do remixes. 

 

I remember I was humming something about spiderducks. Surprisingly frequently, those 'gangsta' songs in random places(Bathroom, math class, detention, walking to another class, etc.)

 

:3