Ask Applejack!

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

 

Heh heh....

 

Which one, if ya don't mind me askin'?

 

....F-f-..Fluttersh-shy....

 

Ah horses, Ah'm a nervous wreck.

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Lets go on a date, Or my Pet Dino will eat you

[Kamil 315]

.....galdernit it.

 

Dash'll tease me about this fer ages.

Don't worry, we've got recordings of her singing too. Not sure if any of them were solo pieces though.

 

Anyways, is there a trick to apple bucking, or is it just pure strength?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Lets go on a date, Or my Pet Dino will eat you

Your pet Dino is dead, he got attacked by a timberwolf the other day.

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Your pet Dino is dead, he got attacked by a timberwolf the other day.

Your pet Dino is dead, he got attacked by a timberwolf the other day.

Shit not my X Drake, now whos gonna eat the people after I beat themShi

[Gikkleslick 41]

It's to late! I ate it all! *grabs your hat and runs away*

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*Stops mike*

 

Gimme that hat. *Takes it*

 

What are you, a kleptomaniac? Eesh. Now, what do I do... with... this thing... Hm. What would most people do if they just took a hat from someone... IDEA! *Takes off hat and puts the other hat on* Hm, I look stupid in this. *Magically casts hat into the sun*

 

...Wait. Who did that belong to?

Edited January 12, 2014 by Dr. Ocsid

[Mysterypony92 581]

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*Stops mike*

 

Gimme that hat. *Takes it*

 

What are you, a kleptomaniac? Eesh. Now, what do I do... with... this thing... Hm. What would most people do if they just took a hat from someone... IDEA! *Takes off fedora and puts the hat on* Hm, I look stupid in this. *Magically casts hat into the sun*

 

...Wait. Who did that belong to?

*teleports AJs hat to me* ha ha!

[Gikkleslick 41]

*teleports AJs hat to me* ha ha!

Well, it's been reduced to ashes now.

 

Wait, that was applejack's hat?

 

...Oh. Whoops.

[Kyubey 60]

Is there something you're not telling us, Applejack?

Edited January 13, 2013 by potahto

[Aureity 3,055]

It's to late! I ate it all! *grabs your hat and runs away*

 

Ya give that back right now, mister, or you'll be in a whole heap o' trouble!

 

*takes off sprinting*

 

 

....F-f-..Fluttersh-shy....

 

Ah horses, Ah'm a nervous wreck.

 

Well, looks ta me like her speech has done got rubbed off on ya.

Nah, ah don't mind.

 

 

Lets go on a date, Or my Pet Dino will eat you

 

Now lookie here mister, ah don't take kindly to threats. If ya asked in a polite, civil-like manner, ah'd tell ya no. But since you're goin' the nasty route, ah'll give ya three seconds 'fore ah buck you into the air.

 

 

Don't worry, we've got recordings of her singing too. Not sure if any of them were solo pieces though.

 

Anyways, is there a trick to apple bucking, or is it just pure strength?

 

Strength 'n timing. Ya may not think it, but y'know that err, strange-ish form o' mind? Zen or whatever? It helps.

 

 

 

Your pet Dino is dead, he got attacked by a timberwolf the other day.

 

Shit not my X Drake, now whos gonna eat the people after I beat themShi

 

*snicker*

 

 

Well, it's been reduced to ashes now. Wait, that was applejack's hat? ...Oh. Whoops.

 

...where'd mah hat go?

 

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Is there something you're not telling us, Applejack?

 

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What the buck.

[Bright Honor 2,419]

Is it safe to say tht RD has stronger forehooves but you have stronger hindhooves? Because though she beat you in hoofwrestling, your kick is more powerful than hers.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

So AJ, what's your favorite flavor of apple pie? Just kidding. Is your brother stronger than you? He looks send a statue of Discord 50 feet up in the air.

[100 beasts kaidou 321]

Prince BB: Not you again.

[cmarston1 5,953]

So how is your friendship with Rarity going currently? Like do you two still get on each other's nerves sometimes or are you two getting along perfectly fine?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

HOWMANYAPPLESDOESANAPPLEJACKEATIFANAPPLEJACKCANEATAPPLES.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Gikkleslick 41]

...where'd mah hat go?

 

Well, uh, I didn't know it was yours. So I tried it on. Then I threw it into the sun. Then I realized it was your hat. So  I brought it back. Unfortunately the sun burnt it up so it's basically a pile of ashes now.

 

*Laughs nervously*

 

[Mysterypony92 581]

What are you going to do about it?

[Thundershock 310]

hey applejack,have you ever tried to grow anything else besides apples?

[SkyGust 71]

Where are your parents? 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

What are your favorite cultivar of apples?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

hey applejack,have you ever tried to grow anything else besides apples?

You mean a beard?

[mane6 27]

Hey Aj i love apples too. They are my fav frut and they make great drinks! And yummy apple pie!!

[Thundershock 310]

You mean a beard?

i actually meant something like other fruits.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

i actually meant something like other fruits.

Like a mustache?

[Thundershock 310]

Like a mustache?

not a mustache either!

i meant fruits such as lemons or pears,etc.