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Aureity

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judging by the apple mark on your flan. You must be the honest, hardworking Applejack. Pleasure to make you. I'm called HotShot. (extend hoof)


sorry for the bad writing I have no Idea whats wrong with this evil key board.

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I would never want anything like that to happen. I just wanna know if you truly care about your family.

 

Yes ah would, but ah sure hope it don't happen. 

Applejack, do you put ponies before all other species?

 

Now that's interestin'. Truth is, ah don't know, since ah've never been put in that sorta situation before.

 

 

 

Do You like Oranges?

 

Mah aunt fed em to me by the bucketful while ah was in Manehattan, ya know. So, err..not really.

 

 

Applejack, how are you so sexy???

 

 

...what?

 

 

 

Applejack, does Apple Bloom behave?

 

Hah! Mostly, but ah've had to bail her outta trouble with the school bullies on more'n one occasion.

 

 

 

judging by the apple mark on your flan. You must be the honest, hardworking Applejack. Pleasure to make you. I'm called HotShot. (extend hoof)

sorry for the bad writing I have no Idea whats wrong with this evil key board.

 

Ah'm surprised ya can even use one. It ain't easy tappin' the keys when your hooves take up the size of half the darned thing. Pleasure's mine.

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Hi, my names frost, i've just finished working out and i was wondering, do you have some Apple Juice?

 

also, can we go out sometime.... like a date?


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Aureity, on 03 Aug 2013 - 12:01 AM, said:Yes ah would, but ah sure hope it don't happen. 

Now that's interestin'. Truth is, ah don't know, since ah've never been put in that sorta situation before.



Mah aunt fed em to me by the bucketful while ah was in Manehattan, ya know. So, err..not really.



...what?



Hah! Mostly, but ah've had to bail her outta trouble with the school bullies on more'n one occasion.



Ah'm surprised ya can even use one. It ain't easy tappin' the keys when your hooves take up the size of half the darned thing. Pleasure's mine.


so Applejack can I ask you a favor

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I'm sure none of us would want it to happen.

 

Yep, let's not think 'bout it.

 

 

 

AJ,

Just a random thought, has Spike help on the farm before, I mean, before you save him from the Timberwolves?

 

Err....maybe? Ah don't recall.

 

 

 

Hi Applejack!

 

Why don't you like mathematics? 

 

Ah can't make heads or tails of the fancy stuff. The hay is an integral, and why the hay should ah care about it?

 

 

 

Applejack, do you keep all the money your family makes for yourself?

 

Profits go towards our family savin' account. Why would ah take the money mah fam'ly worked just as hard ta earn?

 

 

 

Hey Applejack I just felt I should say....IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE MY FAV PONY! (My profile pic as evidence).

Oh and why do some ponies call you "stupid"? Sure, you work on a farm all day, but I think you're smart! :)

 

Ah ain't heard no one call me stupid 'fore. Ya see 'em, send em over here and ah'll sort em out...

 

 

 

Hi, my names frost, i've just finished working out and i was wondering, do you have some Apple Juice?

 

also, can we go out sometime.... like a date?

 

Apple juice...ah'm sure we have some in the cellar, hang on...

 

*Oh great, suitor number 5256...*

 

 

 

so Applejack can I ask you a favor

 

Well, let's hear what the favor is first.

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Yep, let's not think 'bout it.

 

 

 

 

Err....maybe? Ah don't recall.

 

 

 

 

Ah can't make heads or tails of the fancy stuff. The hay is an integral, and why the hay should ah care about it?

 

 

 

 

Profits go towards our family savin' account. Why would ah take the money mah fam'ly worked just as hard ta earn?

 

 

 

 

Ah ain't heard no one call me stupid 'fore. Ya see 'em, send em over here and ah'll sort em out...

 

 

 

 

Apple juice...ah'm sure we have some in the cellar, hang on...

 

*Oh great, suitor number 5256...*

 

 

 

 

Well, let's hear what the favor is first.

 

 

you see I have no wear to live mind if I live in your barn as my new home

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AJ,

I didn't understand math myself, it use to be easy, but then it got harder on me, so I know how you feel about math.

 

Ah know, right? Used ta be so straightforward, addition and all that. It started gettin' hard when they replaced numbers with letters.

 

 

 

you see I have no wear to live mind if I live in your barn as my new home

 

Err, well...ah...guess. If ya repay me by helpin' out around the farm. Sound fair?

 

 

 

Try watching this the whole way through. I bet you can't.

 

 

 

Are ya nuts? Ah got better things ta do than stare at the screen fer ten hours straight.


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Ah know, right? Used ta be so straightforward, addition and all that. It started gettin' hard when they replaced numbers with letters.

 

 

 

 

Err, well...ah...guess. If ya repay me by helpin' out around the farm. Sound fair?

 

 

 

 

Are ya nuts? Ah got better things ta do than stare at the screen fer ten hours straight.

 

 

sounds like a deal (shake your hoof) so what do I do first.

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sounds like a deal (shake your hoof) so what do I do first.

 

Ya can start by helpin' me pickin' up all the branches what got shook loose durin' last night's storm.

 

 

What's the best way to get rid of caterpillars, somethin' awful?

 

Yech, ain't that the sorta thin ya usually do?

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Ya can start by helpin' me pickin' up all the branches what got shook loose durin' last night's storm.

 

 

 

 

 

Yech, ain't that the sorta thin ya usually do?

on it mam (pick up branches) how long has this farm been around?

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