Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

What you don't like my trick?

 

No, ah do not. Galdernit, it's downright dishonest ta trick somepony like that by pretendin' ta be somepony else.

 

Awhile ago, When I was 6, I think, my brother told me if you drink about a thousand (I think) gallons of Apple Juice, you will get drunk. Is that true?

 

A thousand gallons? Literally a thousand? Hah, ya'd probably have bigger problems ta worry about than gettin' woozy in the head.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Well I think it's funny!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Well I think it's funny!

 

throws an apple at mike "don't be mean to AJ!"

[Mysterypony92 581]

*throws an apple right back at Jack*

throws an apple at mike "don't be mean to AJ!"

 

*throws an apple right back at Jack* I'm not being mean at all! Now don't throw apples at me!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*throws an apple right back at Jack* *throws an apple right back at Jack* I'm not being mean at all! Now don't throw apples at me!

 

*dodges apple* Yes that was mean, wasn't it, Applejack!?

[Mysterypony92 581]

I don't have to deal with this! I'm leaving! *uses watch to teleport*

 

*dodges apple* Yes that was mean, wasn't it, Applejack!?

 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I don't have to deal with this! I'm leaving! *uses watch to teleport*

 

well, next time, don't pull pranks!

[Mysterypony92 581]

well, next time, don't pull pranks!

 

it's my thing that's what I do!

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

 

 

No, ah do not. Galdernit, it's downright dishonest ta trick somepony like that by pretendin' ta be somepony else.

 

 

 

A thousand gallons? Literally a thousand? Hah, ya'd probably have bigger problems ta worry about than gettin' woozy in the head.

 

Ha ha ha. Good point. How's your grandma's hip doin'?

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hey Applejack! How are you today?

[lizzyisapony 3]

Hello Apple Jack!

 

I was wondering.... What's your favorite non-apple related activity?

 

Do you play any sports in Ponyville, and if so, do you know of any that a new pony like me might enjoy getting into?

 

Thanks!

[Gikkleslick 41]

Wait, so dishonest things make you angry?

 

 

...*Evil grin*

[Mysterypony92 581]

Wait, so dishonest things make you angry?

 

 

...*Evil grin*

 

ummm I don't think you want to mess with Applejack?

[Aureity 3,055]

Well I think it's funny!

 

*sigh* Ah bet Dash would, too.

 

throws an apple at mike "don't be mean to AJ!"

 

Erm...

 

*throws an apple right back at Jack* *throws an apple right back at Jack* I'm not being mean at all! Now don't throw apples at me!

 

*takes cover from apple storm* Stop wastin' the perfectly good apples!

 

*dodges apple* Yes that was mean, wasn't it, Applejack!?

 

Well yeah but-ow!

 

Ha ha ha. Good point. How's your grandma's hip doin'?

 

We bought her a new hip replacement, but she says she preferred the old one. *rolls eyes*

 

Hey Applejack! How are you today?

 

Fine, thank ya kindly.

 

Hello Apple Jack!

 

I was wondering.... What's your favorite non-apple related activity?

 

Do you play any sports in Ponyville, and if so, do you know of any that a new pony like me might enjoy getting into?

 

Thanks!

 

Try hoofball - it's easy ta learn and hours of fun.

 

Wait, so dishonest things make you angry?

 

 

...*Evil grin*

 

Depends. Somethin' like stealin' or cheating, ya betcha.

[Loffy09 16]

Hai applejack! How are you?

[Gikkleslick 41]

Well, I can't currently think of anything, so I'm gonna use this watch I stol- er, acquired from a nearby team of mercenaries to turn invisible while I think.

 

Oh, and if that team of mercenaries comes around, let me know. One of them is really fat and loves sandwiches. He also carries around a minigun he calls "Sasha".

Edited August 25, 2012 by Dr. Ocsid

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

 

 

 

Well yeah but-ow!

 

 

 

 

O.o oh, i'm sorry, AJ! are you alright?

[Mysterypony92 581]

I heard that you like to make bets with Big Mac! Is that true?

[Aureity 3,055]

Hai applejack! How are you?

 

Ah'm fine, thank ya kindly. How bout ya?

 

 

Well, I can't currently think of anything, so I'm gonna use this watch I stol- er, acquired from a nearby team of mercenaries to turn invisible while I think.

 

Oh, and if that team of mercenaries comes around, let me know. One of them is really fat and loves sandwiches. He also carries around a minigun he calls "Sasha".

 

Ah...huh?

 

Forget it, ah'm not gettin' involved in one o' your no-good schemes.

 

O.o oh, i'm sorry, AJ! are you alright?

 

Yeah, ah'm fine. Used ta gettin' beaned with apples...

 

I heard that you like to make bets with Big Mac! Is that true?

 

Occasionally, over the small things.

[Gikkleslick 41]

Ah...huh?

 

Forget it, ah'm not gettin' involved in one o' your no-good schemes.

 

MY no-good schemes!? GGVGFGSGIPPJEF-

 

I mean, what do you mean? I'm just trying to conduct an experiment.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Well then I want to make a bet with you!

[Aureity 3,055]

MY no-good schemes!? GGVGFGSGIPPJEF-

 

I mean, what do you mean? I'm just trying to conduct an experiment.

 

Sorry, ah ain't buying your story.

 

Well then I want to make a bet with you!

 

It can't involve any money, ah'm flat-out broke as of now.

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Yo! Remember me? I'm the colt with the 'tude, Rip Tide! Are you... JackApple?

[Akmentop 1]

Have you ever lied in your life before?

[Aureity 3,055]

Yo! Remember me? I'm the colt with the 'tude, Rip Tide! Are you... JackApple?

 

Er, close enough.

 

Say, Dash told me something 'bout ya. Hrmm...

 

Oh, that's right. Do ya have a bucket by any chance, pardner?

 

Have you ever lied in your life before?

 

When Discord turned me, ah did.