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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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*nervous chuckle* Yeeeah, he has a fancy language that only everypony in Canterlot can understand his speech. What he mean't was, do you need help bucking them apples for the, how do you call it, Applebuck Season?

 

Err...

 

Nah. Ah'm fine. Honestly bronies, ah don't really need help. :P

 

Bad day, huh? Too much hard cider? :P

 

*hic*

 

......

 

*hic*

 

Actually I am I never really touched the barn door! I blasted it with my watch that I have here!

 

Oh, galdernit. Gimme that thing, that's wayyyy too darn dangerous for a colt like you.

 

 

Dear Applejack,

 

I got slapped in the face today because I asked for a piece of pie (JUST ONCE) from my sister...

 

Your thoughts?

 

Go marchin' right up to that sister o' yours, and tell her how ya feel. Don't hold nothin' back!

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Hmm okay then! In the meantime, I shall keep practicing my awesome skills to compete for the Iron Pony Competition, with me, the colt with the 'tude AND soon to be the Iron Mare!

 

*with a Russian accent* Hmm.. what is this "Iron Pony Competition" Rip Tide has mentioned, miss Applejack? :huh:

 

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Err...

 

Nah. Ah'm fine. Honestly bronies, ah don't really need help. :P

 

 

 

*hic*

 

......

 

*hic*

 

 

 

Oh, galdernit. Gimme that thing, that's wayyyy too darn dangerous for a colt like you.

 

 

 

 

Go marchin' right up to that sister o' yours, and tell her how ya feel. Don't hold nothin' back!

 

I need a few more shots of some of that cider. Just nothing too strong, though.

Gotta learn stuff through denial and error.

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Hmm okay then! In the meantime, I shall keep practicing my awesome skills to compete for the Iron Pony Competition, with me, the colt with the 'tude AND soon to be the Iron Mare!

 

*with a Russian accent* Hmm.. what is this "Iron Pony Competition" Rip Tide has mentioned, miss Applejack? :huh:

 

 

Er, wait. Hold your horses.

 

It's called the Iron MARE competition for a reason, ya know... :huh:

 

no it's mine and i know how to use it! i was trained by a professional!

 

Okay, ah give up. Keep the darned thing.

 

I need a few more shots of some of that cider. Just nothing too strong, though.

 

*hands over a bottle*

Don't drink it all or you'll be feelin' mighty sore next mornin'.

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Er, wait. Hold your horses.

 

It's called the Iron MARE competition for a reason, ya know... :huh:

 

 

 

Okay, ah give up. Keep the darned thing.

 

 

 

*hands over a bottle*

Don't drink it all or you'll be feelin' mighty sore next mornin'.

 

-glug glug glug-

 

what was tha -hic-

whoops, too late...

-hic-

-belches and vomits all over floor-

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Gotta learn stuff through denial and error.

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Applejack I need advice from you....I didnt do so good on my math test and I failed and im afraid to go tell my parents (they will ask) because the will punish me so should I lie and say I passes or should I be honest?

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Iron Mare Competition? *awkward expression on his face* ...I knew that. *nervous chuckle*

 

Sure ya did...

 

ha ha! I win! and I challenge you to a race!

 

Maybe after ya help me clear out all the apples in Sweet Apple Acres. Or are ya still too lazy fer that?

 

-glug glug glug-

 

what was tha -hic-

whoops, too late...

-hic-

-belches and vomits all over floor-

 

Euch...ah'll clean that up...

 

Applejack I need advice from you....I didnt do so good on my math test and I failed and im afraid to go tell my parents (they will ask) because the will punish me so should I lie and say I passes or should I be honest?

 

Don't lie, pardner. It'll only get worse an' worse. Just tell em' the truth, say you're sorry, an' work harder fer next time.

 

Why does Winona have such a smelly breath? AJ, go clean her out!

 

*sniff sniff*

 

She seems fine ta me...

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hey applejack i bought 6 bottles of apple cider that says sweet apple acres cider, have you been taken lessons from pinkie pie on how to break the fourth wall

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Now that I think about it, do you know Jappleack?

 

Apparently ah hit her with a shovel. Ah don't recall doin' that, but oh well.

 

um I'll be in there! *nervously smiles then runs into AJs house*

 

Hmph. A pony that lazy couldn't beat Snails in a race.

 

Hi AJ. I have been trying to talk to you but I have been busy. Think we talk at Sweet Apple Acres soon?

 

Erm, a'ight.

 

 

Why were you so scared of Zecora?

 

She's an evil enchantress.

 

hey applejack i bought 6 bottles of apple cider that says sweet apple acres cider, have you been taken lessons from pinkie pie on how to break the fourth wall

 

Funnily enough, ah lost a barrel full o' cider the other day... :huh:

 

Dear Applejack,

 

I took that advice and jolted right up to my sister and told her how I felt about her being a douche. She slapped me again so I grabbed the frying pan and planted it right on her dome. Your thoughts?

 

...ouch. Err...what happened next?

 

What's that thing in the middle of your farm that looks like a phone booth? I just saw flashing and some weird sound and it appeared...

 

The, err, TARDIS-whatchamacallit?

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