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Howdy, everypony! Just noticed that my friends had their "ask" threads up, and ah was feelin mighty left out, so here we are! Ah may not be as popular to ya'll as my friends are, but ah'll try my best

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For Celestia's sake, bronies! Are these types of questions all ya guys care about?

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Ah'll say, they nearly swiped our business clean outta our hooves! A big shoutout to mah friends Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity! Without all of ya'll helping, it wouldn't have been poss

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*sighs* I guess if it makes you happy I'll help you out!

 

Dr. Whooves: um nope I'm just scanning the area for things that might've came from space!

 

Ooookay.

 

I've done play before, but who did ya do "play" with when you were a young filly? Any friends, in particular?

 

Well, mah brother used ta play with me. When he could get off o' doin' chores.

Apple Fritter used ta live with us, too. Those days were great.

 

Dang I couldn't free Discord.....what should I do now?

 

How bout, er...not try?

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Why do you and Fluttershy barely ever talk?

 

We do, pardner. Ah guess Hasbro just ain't got the time ta film idle chit-chat 'bout the weather 'n all.

 

yea the doctor can be a little strange sometimes!

 

Everypony here's is a tad strange, ah'd say.

 

Do you thing Pegasi and Unicorns are showoffs?

 

Nah. They're just usin' their talent.

 

I thought I did that already. *Goes to check*

 

Yep, the statue isn't there...

 

 

 

 

...IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

 

.........................

 

How come your front hooves aren't as strong as Rainbow Dash's? You've been standing on them your whole life when kicking trees...

 

Yeah, but ah don't gulp protein shakes 'n weight-lift like Dash does...

 

 

Applejack do you know where mah plowin' yoke is?

Ah feel buck nakers without it on.

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Ah, er....

April Foals?

 

Why do ya always wear yer hat?

 

It's special ta me, of course.

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True, so do you need help at all?

 

If ya could figger out who ran off with mah apple cider the other day, ah'd be awful grateful.

 

Har har, AJ.

Ah gotta get to work an' Ah don't care how much yer friends wanna see me like this.

 

Awright, third stack o' hay from the barn door.

 

 

What's up with your face here?

 

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If ya crashed inta a tree, ya'd make that face too. *winces*

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If ya could figger out who ran off with mah apple cider the other day, ah'd be awful grateful.

 

Uh.

 

When exactly was this? I remember randomly seeing an abandoned cart of cider and drinking it all.

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ok! *looks up into the sky* I'll be back! *walks up into the sky and on to a cloud*

 

Huh. Ah sure don't see that every day.

 

Well, you seem unusually happy there.. :o

 

Ah wouldn't call it happy...dazed seems ta fit it more.

 

Uh.

 

When exactly was this? I remember randomly seeing an abandoned cart of cider and drinking it all.

 

A cart...?

Nah, ah'm sure ah was luggin' it on hoofback.

 

*comes back to Applejack* well Rainbow Dash didn't take any!

 

Funny, she was mah first suspect, too. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

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Now that you mention it she was acting a bit suspicious when I went up there!

 

...well, hay. Ah can't fly ta clouds, so ah guess ah'm stuck here.

 

Applejack do you know what that clipity-cloppin' sound was in the barn last night?

Sounded like tap-dancin', er somethin'.

 

Sorry, ah was asleep last night. Didn't hear a thin'.

 

Applejack, do you have a favorite band, and if so, what's your favorite song by them?

 

...a...band?

 

Err...ah ain't got one.

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