The Give-Stormwing-Stupid-Ideas-To-Do-In-A-Hotel Thread

[Stormbringer 346]

Hayo! This is me.

 

I need stupid ideas to keep myself entertained in a hotel room with three other males in Florida for one week straight. Post below. Make sure they're safe.

 

I'm already wearing a Nic Cage mask and dragging a potato around.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

flip all the furniture upside down before you leave

[Stormbringer 346]

Considerable. I'll be on a band trip, so my band teacher would kill me. Conidered.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

well you could always wear your nic cage mask on the front and a troll face mask on the back of your head

 

or run door to door offering to sell poisonous potatoes

[PoniesPlease 365]

OOH! Do the thing where you fill the blanket with the pillows and toilet paper to make it look like a body, then wait for the cleaners to come in 

Edited January 15, 2014 by PoniesPlease

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Cakebandit :3,

 

Nic Cage's for the elevators and in Disney.

 

@@PoniesPlease,

 

YES. 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

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Edited May 6, 2021 by Blue

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Blue,

 

That... That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. 

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

That... That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. 

I agree it's gonna be hard to top that one

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Cakebandit :3,

 

It's gotta happen. It can't not happen.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

tape a cigarette under the fire sensor and run out (actually happened during a school trip.. ahhhhhh good memories... good memories..)

@@Blue,

 

btw.. i am so doing that.. oh man you are a genius....

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Doc. Volt,

 

Dude, where am I gonna get a cigarette? I'm fifteen and I'm not going near those deathsticks. 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

i don't smoke either, my friends had them.. half of the class smoked... pratically all the girls... gilrs drinks and smokes lot more then guys here in Italy.. i was 14 when it happened!

[Smarts 1,622]

• Put a bucket of water above the door to drench the intruders in water.

While they are sleeping, put the nic cage mask right in front of their face. When they awake from their slumber, they will have the face of Cage staring into their souls.

[Clover Heart 978]

Shave the carpet.

Build blanket forts.

Put "surprises" into the mini bar.

Play "Will it flush?" with your roomies.

Football.

Highlight all the contradictions in the Bible.

Goldfish cracker fight.

Build a sundae bar. Charge your bandmates for admission into your room.

Midnight karaoke battle.

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Clover Heart,

 

You... You... sir/mam... Are a genius. Going to do blanket forts, goldfish cracker fight, charge them to get in. Sounds great. 

 

@,

 

Doing that, too. Having an icicle towelfight like Blue suggested. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

Walking door to door and overact like Nicholas Cage to sell cookies.

[Delernil 952]

Stack all the towels/blankets/clothes anything cloth into a pile then just jump onto them.

See how many take-out boxes you can keep and stack in the fridge

Take out the bible and read it. All of it. >

[Stormbringer 346]

 

 

Take out the bible and read it. All of it.

 

 

bible

 

 

read it

 

pfft

 

Good ideas. I love the cookies one. 

[Starshine 16,334]

When you're about to leave, hide a glass of full cream milk in a particularly hard to seen place. That will give the next tenant a pleasant surprise.

 

 

 

Spoiled milk smells like Satan's socks locker, and it takes hours to get the stench off

 

 

[Judgement 445]

Hotel?! Marvelous! Here is what you should do in the elevator:

 

Put random objects in it, then send it down to the lobby.

 

Press all the buttons just to tick off people.

 

Tape the emergency phone to the wall.

 

ASIDE FROM THE ELEVATOR:

 

Give your hotel room a new "style", by buying posters of hated famous people (like Justin Bieber) and when you leave, leave those posters COVERING the walls. Or even better! You could tape those posters to the inside of the elevator!

 

(Trying to be inside the safe zone of not getting arrested. No offense to the ideas of posters before me, as they are good ideas, but it seems like some of those ideas are a little too much to be able to do without getting arrested.)

Edited January 16, 2014 by Judgement

[Stormbringer 346]

@@Judgement,

 

Indeed, indeed. I thought about getting mini Nic Cage heads and placing them in random places. Maybe even in Disney. 

[Evil Nightmares 552]

shit in the sink before you leave. oh and steal all the towels. All while wearing a Nic Cage mask.

Edited January 16, 2014 by Evil Nightmares

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Stick a bouillon cube in the shower head. When someone takes a shower, cube will melt, covering them in soup XD

 

 

 

Or you can do it with red jellybeans. Looks like blood when they melt 

Edited January 16, 2014 by DolosusDoleus

[Stormbringer 346]

@,

@@Evil Nightmares,

@@Judgement,

 

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD HAS SUCH GREAT IDEAS.

 

 

*Nic