mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You're not in Equestria.

 

How can I get to Equestria?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

First, you make a left at the right turn by the four way intersection, and then you jump over this hole that you have to go into, and then you fly upwards into a volcano, and presto-chango, you're in Equestria!

 

What's the easiest way to clip a hangnail?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Deranged gunman.

 

Why does this cape smell so bad?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

cause you been farting on it

 

Can I have some Ice Cream?

[Scootaloodle 1,622]

Not yet, Apple are to release the Ice Cream on Halloween http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPoUISKGTBk

 

Can I have a melon?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

 

was that overkill?

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

 

What's the name of the game?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

The Game.

 

And you just lost it.

 

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and a human is not around, does a pony hear it?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Nein, the squirrel does.

 

How do I remember if I had homework this weekend?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Google.

 

Anypony want a used hard drive?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

No thank you.

 

Are there evil clowns in Equestria?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

Yes they haunt your nightmares.

 

Are any of the royal guard captains templars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

That's not a question?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

false. it is.

 

Imma take your grandpas style...no for real can i have his hand me downs?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

No, but my grandpa will hand down a butt whoopin' for trying to jock on his style!

 

Do you think a real live mouse would make a better mouse than the mouse you are currently using to browse your computer with?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.

 

You do realise that none of the Mane 6ix is not my favourite pony, and that my favourite pony is actually a non-pony entity, right?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I don't care about you. You're not important enough.

 

Where da weed at?

[Iudex 1,945]

Under the seat

 

Who am I?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

The pretender?

 

Why so many Celestias?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Why so many Lunas?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Moon'd.

 

Spiderman. Hero, or menace?

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Emo.

 

 

What's wrong with your faaaaaaace?!!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Long hair.

 

What do?

[SandmanTheTerrible 27]

Do what.

 

Why won't you take clowns seriously?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What clowns?