mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Futurama.

Who wants to join TGAPMT's army?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Leatherbehlt does.


How come whenever I suggest a family picnic Tupac and Biggie show up and ruin it.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

It's retribution for claiming I want to join TWASPMT's army.

 

Why does Trixie have so many followers? This is ridiculous.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Because... she's great and powerful... the only rival to.TGAPMT...

Why do you build dis?

[Nightfall 3,950]

Because.

 

Is this familiar to you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfbF44UeRBY&feature=player_embedded#!

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

No

 

 

Can I win?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Nope, Trollestia will ensure that you don't.

Why are you dressed like that?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because your mother shops at value village.

How come I can't afford Value Village clothes :/

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Because the banks steal your money and label it as tax

Why are old people slow at driving?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because you peed in their drinking water.

How come VinylRave is an evil enchantress?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because you listened to pinkie pie's judgemental and ignorant statements about him. You need to be more diplomatic and open minded.

 

Why is Zecora so good at rhyming?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

The key,

You see,

To her constant rhyming

Is perfect speech

And impeccable timing.

 

Why do I watch such terrible movies on Netflix?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because as the years go by, and profits fly, greed will rise, and truth will die. Staying entertained, shall soon cause you to be pained. For the modernized movie, is only good for the boobies.

 

Why do boobies almost always come up when I try to write poetry?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Because your childhood was repressed. Your mom never breast fed you and just wanted to be friends..so your creepy uncle Frank who work as a carnival clown wet nursed you.


Why did I just type that?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Because your trying to tell us a secret from your past

 

Which voice actress from MLP FIM is the cutest?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

-Explodes trying to pick-


So tell me now n show me how. to understand what makes a goood maaaaaaaannnnnn

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

I'll tell you how my pony friend, it's the totally masculine trend. Shooting deers drinking lots of beers, and driving around in a rusty Kia, so hope you understand what makes a man. Even if you know a guy called Stan

 

Why take the time, to make all that rhyme?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

because logic dictates you to.

Fee Fi Foo Fum how come i can't think of a witty ryhme?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Because you fail.

Why is MT so skinny?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Because MT is not getting enough saturated fats.

 

 

 

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I am a delicious flavor

why do i smell like freedom fries?

[Rolls Royce 606]

Because testing that free sample of cologne was a good idea.

 

Can I have it?

[LyraHeartstrings 482]

Not only can you have it, you can keep all the greasy, puss secreting flesh it comes with!

 

Do these wings make my horn look fat?

[Pixel Stick 927]

I AM FREAKIN INSANE.

 

Why do you ask?

 

Wow, that was so two pages ago.  Nevermind.

 

And your wings are awesome.

 

Will you forgive me for my being two pages out of date?

Edited February 17, 2013 by Harvan

[Rolls Royce 606]

Only if you wash the thing Lyra gave me.

 

It's 1 in the morning, should I be going to sleep right now?