T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

15 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

TPAM likes to look at animated gifs of horses dancing.

Rooofl ! How do you know that ??

T.P.A.M is a subject and servitor of Princess Luna, bow for your princess !

[Yoshi89 5,293]

I'm not worthy!

It is morning where TPAM is currently.

[Odyssey 5,716]

Nope it isn't.

TPAM has a fireplace

[Kamii 595]

Nope.

TPAM loves Pokemon

[TheRockASaurus Rex 50,749]

Yup

TPAM wants a hug

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

7 hours ago, TheRockARooster said:

Yup

TPAM wants a hug

Your godamn right !
The pony after me is not even a pony 

[IronM17 5,347]

Nope, I am a homo sapiens. 

TPAM don't like beer. 

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Wrong. I love beer.

TPAM likes wine.

[Kamii 595]

Not at all, but I still have yet to try more types of wine than red.

TPAM doesn't like drinking.

[Nsxile 26,895]

Wrong. While I don't drink alcohol much, when I do, I enjoy it. 

TPAM likes cider 

[TBD 17,254]

yes!

TPAM can jug 5 ciders

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, TBD 🚬 said:

yes!

TPAM can jug 5 ciders

I can jug more

The Pony after me is a fan of trash metal 

[TBD 17,254]

eh..not really 

TPAM like going to a rock concert 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

You're right ! 

T.P.A.M is a Princess Luna fan and he/she have good taste in Princesses

[TBD 17,254]

absolutely!

TPAM thinks Luna is the best pony AND princess. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

15 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

absolutely!

TPAM thinks Luna is the best pony AND princess. 

You're GODAMN RIGHT BOYO !

TPAM wants Luna to became the one and only true leader of Equestria !

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

TPAM wants Luna to became the one and only true leader of Equestria !

What is this "become" of which you speak? She is always the one true ruler of Equestria, she just lets Twi deal with the paperwork.

TPAM prefers tea to coffee...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

25 minutes ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

What is this "become" of which you speak? She is always the one true ruler of Equestria, she just lets Twi deal with the paperwork.

TPAM prefers tea to coffee...

What about Celestia then ?

No sorry I refer coffee  

TPAM prefer pepsi  

[TBD 17,254]

Yes

TPAM like sparkling waters

[Odyssey 5,716]

They're nice

TPAM can click with their fingers

[TBD 17,254]

yep!

TPAM can bent their back backward

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Hell no, I'm steep as a stick...

T.P.A.M is a good cook

[TBD 17,254]

pretty good

TPAM likes to cook 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

You're godamn right bud !


T.P.A.M is secretly in love of Twilight Sparkle !

[Cagey 4,248]

I don’t think so, at least not really. 

TPAM is afraid of heights.