T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[IronM17 5,390]

Sure

TPAM is in love.

[Guest]

True!

TPAM has owned or cared for a succulent before.

[Outnick 1,228]

U are talking about the plant? If so it's false since i had to google it to know what it is

 

TPAM has a long hair

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Uh... just had a haircut recently, but in general, yes 

TPAM has curly hair

[IronM17 5,390]

Nope

TPAm has long hair. 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Nope, never, not even when we were all getting into grunge/metal.

 

TPAM has at least one grey hair

[IronM17 5,390]

nope

TPAM has stagefright.

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

that would be weird, considering my title is Stage pony.. well IRL it's not my favorite place to be but i can do a presentation without a problem

TPAM loves parties

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Small parties, yes.

Big / public parties... hell no

 

TPAM likes to try out and learn new things.

[O-78 28,607]

Sometimes, it depends on my mood.

TPAM sucks at badminton.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

I always destroy the rackets because I hit the ball too hard. So I got a tennis racket for it...

But eh, I don't play it very often, so yeah, I probably suck at it

 

TPAM wants to have more flowers at home.

[Janicethelight 108]

True.  I wish i didnt have a black thumb so i could have flowers all over!

 

TPAM likes potatoes!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

10 hours ago, DasCapschen said:

I always destroy the rackets because I hit the ball too hard. So I got a tennis racket for it...

But eh, I don't play it very often, so yeah, I probably suck at it

Playing badminton with a ball? That's truly bad at badminton or we've lost something in translation

Me? I keep falling off the horse

Spoiler

It's normally referred to as just "Badminton"

 

I will happily eat potatoes. Roasted is my favourite style.

 

TPAM likes watching motorsport

[DasCapschen 7,766]

But @Dawnchaser, the thingy in the image is the ball 🤔

Might help to explain in German we call Badminton "Federball" (feather ball) 

Thus this thingy is also the Federball, which you hit with a Federballschläger.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Ah, @DasCapschen fair enough , we call it a "shuttlecock" and sometimes just call it a "shuttle"

In what manner do you destroy the racquet? The only damage I've ever managed is by hitting the floor, unless you're meaning breaking the strings.

(Wonder where my graphite racquet is?)

 

TPAM likes watching motorsport

[DasCapschen 7,766]

yes, the strings always become kinda loose because I hit it so hard and then I just end up with big holes in the mesh

Funny how that tiny, light ball can withstand that, but the racket breaks

 

I don't really watch motorsport ; I mean I'd maybe watch a Rallye, but not F1 or so. It's kinda boring.

TPAM has been go-cart racing before

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

50 minutes ago, DasCapschen said:

Funny how that tiny, light ball can withstand that, but the racket breaks

...and how what you might think would have lots of drag is the fastest racket sport

"While testing out new racket technology in 2013, Malaysia’s Tan Boon Hoeng set a new world record with a 493 km/h smash."

Yes, many times, slightly hindered by big and heavy me but have the strength to hold the kart in the corners

 

TPAM gets travel sick

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

nope,(unless it works like homesickness in which case i do miss traveling)

TPAM has worn colored contact lenses

[The Recherche 29,968]

I have not, no. I haven't even worn standard contact lenses, though that may change soon.

T.P.A.M. actually owns a pony?

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

as much as i'd like to, no(i don't really want to now that i think about it, real life ponies aren't as cute)

TPAM sings in the shower

[Cash In 22,382]

Except for one or twice, I don't do it.

TPAM likes wearing shorts - they're comfy and easy to wear.

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

yup,i wear them whenever the weather allows it, and sometimes when it doesn't

TPAM had a punk rock phase (or still do)

[Kevin Tang 2,426]

Uhhh... What is that thing called "punk rock phase"?

TPAM has a standard weekend with nothing special happened.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Pretty much.

TPAM is prepared to kill, if necessary.

[Lord Valtasar 12,691]

not really, i'll fend off whoever tries to harm me, but not kill anyone(i doubt i'd do it even in a war)

TPAM is scared of heights