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then I honestly wouldn't mind I've never really payed attention to the background ponies

 

oops what if I didn't forget to right my what if the first time

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The time space continuum would tear open and everything would be all Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey, you just can't put that much cool in one place! *we'd need to call Gordon Freeman and Dr. Who in to fix the problem*

 

What if I actually did steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

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I can't because I only know how to be 20% cooler and there being 2 Rainbow Dashes is scientifically impossible

 

What if I ignored the impossibility and was 20% cooler?

 

NINJAS!

 

then I would *BUCKET* you with the cookie jar

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Only Rainbow Dash can decide who is 20% cooler or not, it is not my place to say.

 

What if, now that I can't see with this cookie jar on my head, I accidentally push somepony off a cliff?

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then they'll be pancakes instead of cupcakes tonight (@ F I R E F L Y)

 

what if Flutterbitch were to break down your door and yell YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME! at you

 

then it would be Rainbow Dash and there would be a rockslide and her wing would get stuck under the rocks

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I would hug her, hopefully calming here down rather than getting mauled in the process!

 

What if I was mauled in the process?

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I would hug her, hopefully calming here down rather than getting mauled in the process!

 

What if I was mauled in the process?

 

Then you'd be Slender(er) Man!

 

What if The Lunar Republic was Real?

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Then I would be the propaganda specialist for Luna and everypony would follow the new world order because of my mind control.

 

WELCOME TO THE LUNAR REPUBLIC, WHERE EVERYPONY LISTENS!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq23ShhOrPg

 

What if I wasn't the evil power behind the republic?

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Then we would all be asking "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

 

What if we really all are pondering the same thing?

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then The Lunar Republic would be to weak and eventually die, and all of Equestria would be in Anarchy

 

holy fucking triple ninja

 

then we would have the same idea and it would fail

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Then Ponyville would never be the same again, and Celestia would have to build a new civilization from scratch.

 

What if Celestia built that civilization on Earth?

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We would all become ponies and my new world order would begin after Luna's revolution.

 

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?" - Woody Allen

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You would be the Thrall I send to assasinate take care of Luna, that way I am not put into harms way! :P

 

What if you did not succeed?

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