Would a Human be able to carry Celestia?

[Bendy 1,821]

Would a Human be able to carry Celestia? A average Human, not Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

Granted, to be even allowed to carry Princess Celestia, she would have to consider you a really good friend (maybe even lover! Hey xenophilia and she could be a My Little Human fan) and wouldn't be her evil alter ego from TCB. 

 

So would without her using magic to make your stronger, could you still pick her up and carry her?

 

Would she feel sad and feel fat that you can't carry her? XD

 

And if she's sad thinking she's fat, how would you cheer her up?

Edited April 2, 2014 by Rush

[Karba 63]

Haha what a silly question.

An average horse weights around 500 kilograms, so probably not.

 

If i cant pick her up, i would probably say that i feel a bit sick and tell her that i would come back tomorrow, then pretend to forget about it.

 

If she gets sad i would tell her that shes not fat, but humans are weak. And then i would feed her with cake.

 

I would try to use her here to gain magical powers like "if u give me magical powers i will carry u" she gives me the powers and then i run off. Eventually i take over Equestria and enslave every single pony i see. (what)

 

XD

Edited April 2, 2014 by Karba

[Adachi 772]

If I was an earth pony, yes. But a human. No.

[Shanks 10,816]

Probably not, Celestia is estimated to be around 6 feet tall and would probably weigh at least 350 pounds, maybe even more than that. She is not fat by any means but she is tall and ponies tend to pack a lot of muscle which does weigh more than fat. If I was as strong as I used to be I probably could carry Celestia by a combination of my knee injuries and letting myself go have significantly weakened me but I am on the right track to getting that strong perhaps even stronger than that someday but I had a setback by getting yet another knee injury. If we were close enough to where she let me carry her I would think we would probably be lovers and in that case if she is worried about being fat, I can think of several ways to make her feel like the sexy mare she is if you know what I mean.

[DoubleRainbow_Dash 317]

The smallest ponies are about waist height on humans, so considering Celestia is bigger than the others she is about the size of a normal horse. And I don't think a normal human can carry a horse. She probably wouldn't feel sad about not being able to be picked up, she probably would know humans cant pick her up anyway.

[Legendary Trixie 21]

I'm surprised by the amount of ponies who cannot lift. I would lift her no problem. I also would flirt with her while holding her. Maybe even marry the wonderful princess.

[Fluttershutter 2,496]

I don't think she'd weigh more than an average human woman.

But my theory is that ponies with wings can control gravity. So if she doesn't want to be moved she could suddenly weigh a ton.

[Gary S. 102]

The smallest ponies are about waist height on humans, so considering Celestia is bigger than the others she is about the size of a normal horse. And I don't think a normal human can carry a horse. She probably wouldn't feel sad about not being able to be picked up, she probably would know humans cant pick her up anyway.

 

I doubt we can even lift normal ponies for long. They might weigh 110 lbs

[Aerodynas 439]

haha I love this post XD
 

As everyone else has stated though, I doubt it'd be possible to really carry her without her own support from her wings. I've been around horses and even cows, so noting her body type though, I'd say she weight around the same as a female deer possibly. 

Either way, I doubt she'd be offended. Honestly, she probably wouldn't even want to be carried haha but in case she did get offended, I would probably crack some of my pathetic jokes before saying something very very corny that references to all of them Dat speech skill

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Judging by horse weights? Probably not. But the ponies may not weigh anything like our horses.

[Fluttershutter 2,496]

The smallest ponies are about waist height on humans, so considering Celestia is bigger than the others she is about the size of a normal horse. And I don't think a normal human can carry a horse. She probably wouldn't feel sad about not being able to be picked up, she probably would know humans cant pick her up anyway.

She wouldn't be much more than five feet tall. And she's not built like a regular horse:

[Legendary Trixie 21]

I would just hug her for days and use her to sing me to sleep every night.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

It's possible that ponies in general are lighter than humans, but even if she were only the height of a human at most there's still her full length to consider, I think she'd be like three humans end to end. And then when she raises on her hind legs she more than doubles an average human's height. I just think that, even if marshmallow fluffy ponies, she'll just tip the scales a bit too much. Might be difficult to even get a good, balanced grip on her considering her dimensions.

 

So I don't think she'd get sad that I can't lift her. She's a monarch with millennium of experience, so my headcanon is that she's pretty much seen it all and regards most things with a detached amusement. If she did get sad, I guess I'd remind her of that?

[Denim&Venöm 19,100]

Average american male, 5'9-6ft, 165-195, I mean it could be possible. Could work if she piggybacked, was over the shouldered or fireman's carried. I definitely couldn't do it. 5'7-5'8 125-140, soaking wet.

 

I don't think she'd feel sad. She'd be "oh well, at least you tried" or "Oh good me in heaven, are you seriously that weak?"

 

But if she did feel sad and fat, I'd say "Prove it. Prove to me that you're fat. Me lacking any upper body strength doesn't count. If you can't prove it, I have no reason to believe it, and neither do you! Now let's claw our way to sugar cube corner so we both have an excuse to get fat!"

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

Well, compared to the other ponies I'd always imagined her being at least the size of a mare from our world, so that right there would lead me to assume 'no'.

 

But, even if that weren't the case I'm lead to wonder how much her horn weighs (although, I'm not sure if the wings would be that significant in this calculation), which would add onto that of the aforementioned mare.

 

And then there is her royal attire to take into account (assuming she's wearing it).

 

Given her nature as a teacher, I believe that she would be very patient and understanding of human limitations.

 

Even if she felt sad, one could simply remind her of the biological differences between homo sapiens and equines as the reason such an attempt failed..

Edited April 3, 2014 by TimeLordRainbowDash

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

Don't think so. In pony sizes she'd be about the size of a real horse. I've never tried picking up or carrying a real horse and I don't intend to.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

I once used my ultra-macho strength to scoop her up and carried her to my '14 Hyundai Sonata, where we then drove off into the sunset and had the most delightful date ever.

 

At the local Chuck E. Cheese's.

 

True story.

[Gary S. 102]

She wouldn't be much more than five feet tall. And she's not built like a regular horse:

 

Somehow you're right.

It's a difficult question. We don't even know how tall us humans would be. The 8 ft candy cane has kinda lost its weight after Equestria Girls, unless you're convinced that these humans are giants there. Already the teenie Mane Six are on eye level with her. Principal Celestia could carry Celestia with ease

[boothnat 13]

If she feels sad about being fat, I'll give her some cake!

[Firehearted 120]

By the sizes of trees assuming they are the equivalent to our world Celestia would be just as tall or taller than a human. So no. your average human wouldn't be able to lift her.

[Adorkable 2,737]

That was an awkward poll to answer. However, Celestia being larger than the average horse, I don't think it would be possible for a normal human to carry her.

[Solid 1,327]

After physically augmented and gallons of steroids?

 

Sure. Fireman's carry style.

[Scootalove 10,689]

A normal human would not be able to carry Celestia, unless someone is strong enough to lift and carry her.

 

Other than that, no.

[hawkflame 3,310]

An average human?  No.  But the question wasn't whether an *average* human could carry her. 

 

 A typical thoroughbred weighs about 1000 lbs.  Looking at pictures Celestia seems slimmer than a thoroughbred, but let's go with that.  The world record for a deadlift is 1155 lbs, For a squat, it's 1268 lbs.  Granted, the weight distribution for a barbell is more idealized for lifting  than that of a horse, but considering that Celestia is likely less than 1000 lbs, I'd say it's possible.  It would have to be a world class weightlifter, but possible. 

[Oblivion 20,267]

Me being the strong ole country boy that I am,I believe that I could actually carry her, also take into account that she is not built like a normal horse either, so I would say she probably weights about 300 pounds, when I was in highschool I use to squat roughly 400 pounds, so I do think that I could manage to carry her short distances, say about 10 feet or so.

 

So yes, I do believe that I could carry her short distances, as she is not nearly as built as an actual full size real life horse...