movies/tv Is this the Krusty Krab? Best SpongeBob Quotes!

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Hero worship is unhealthy. Come along, Jeffery.

 

Edited May 28, 2014 by Little Black Dress

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

"What do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do today?"

Yeah, that one.

[Feather Grass 312]

Ledelelele

-Patrick Star

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,331]

Well of coarse there is this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7y6kXwMo_M

 

Or if you want innuendo 

[Khaoios 1,970]

Well: Ooh......you said number 11......

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Spongebob: But, you can't retire. There's evil afoot!

 

Mermaid Man: Ahh! Evil! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!"

 

Edited March 11, 2017 by Panzysoldat

[Sugar Pea 2,681]

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and meeeeee <3

I used to memorize that whole song as a child! xD

[Justin_Case001 4,868]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uny_cIRMVyA

 

Twenty character minimum, blabbity blah.

[~SadisticFluttershy~ 779]

Sandy: Can't you be stupid somewhere else?

 

Patrick: Not until 4:00

 

XD

[Khaoios 1,970]

Everypony.......i forgot the funniest scene:

 

[Midnight Starfall 179]

You can't forget this one!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE

 

*knock knock*

"Hello?"

"I love you."

*slams door in Patrick's face*

[Ze Uber Mensch 3]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE ON THAT SIR?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiZgYviBkuc

 

This whole scene= AWESOME

Focusing

this is also awesome

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNKubTsOFY4

Edited May 30, 2014 by rosu maikeru

[Jamaican Jam 112]

Mine was the one where Spongebob was trying to get Squidward to eat a crabby patty. Spongebob says it's good for your soul and Squidward then says I have no soul, *insert evil laughter*.

 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=tPWHU8aPBYONyATyoYK4DQ&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMH40LuAmHok%26feature%3Dkp&cd=1&ved=0CCcQyCkwAA&usg=AFQjCNHVjt0d9qrUoDZm0G5XnL83y6OzQQ

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

We sell weed illegallyyy

 

-Patrick

[Stick Shift 84]

Theres to many to list from Band Geeks

 

and Just one bite (You like Krabby patties, don't you Squidward)

Edited May 30, 2014 by Commander_Shepony

[Grumpy Enchantress 586]

This face is the best thing ever!

 

[TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos 1,197]

Fuuuuuutuuuuurrrreee!

[Khaoios 1,970]

Now you must acquire a taste for......Free Form Jazz:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Plankton:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

[PokeBolter 208]

I actually have 2 favorites:

 

1. Spongebob: We need a new idea , a new tactic. Patrick: I got it let's get naked! Spongebob: Nah, we'll save that for real estate. 

2. Hahahahahaha, Spongebob: To get to the opposite side. Patrick: I give up. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick (Said backwards)

It's weird there's no true stand out lines in the newer episodes.

[Evil_Derpy 64]

The First Place Snail Racing Cup Presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

[Khaoios 1,970]

Patrick: "I'm Dirty Dan"

Spongebob - "What makes you think your Dirty Dan?"

Patrick - "Because I'm Dirty"

[Ze Uber Mensch 3]

Wumbology! 

the study of WUMBO!

I BUMP YOU NAO! BISH! WHAT!? HAX

[More_Fluttershy 127]

You'll find lots of quotes in these episodes here. I won't take the labor to post all of them. 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0wS26uyWs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgK-OVpEEI

 

Speedy versions, sorry. 

Yeah, I'm a parasprite now!

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

This picture says it all: