Yes-Man

Yes just yes.

Yes.. Yes... I'm probably just overreacting.

So I'm just sitting there. Doing... stuff... Then for some reason I had a realization: What if Hasbro lies, and EG is canon. They haven't given us much reason to trust them, anyway. I have no idea why that just came to my mind, but now I'm curled up in the fetal position, rocking as I type this. What if they are lying to us? What if they will make it canon. (and I just now had the realization that I'm being a hypocrite. Do all those things I said months ago mean nothing!?)

(I'll just be talking to some imaginary person...) Mass Effect 3's ending sucked! It was too obscure. No, it's not. It makes perfect sense if you actually take a few minutes to actually think about it. The extending cut was far enough. BioWare isn't gonna spoon-feed you and them suck you off while you eat. It's their story, they can do whatever the hell they want. Mass Effect 3 was lazy! Mass Effect 1 was waaaay lazier, given the fact every other weapon, armor, ship, and enemy is a reprint of another. EA ruined Mass Effect. No they didn't. They actually didn't have much say other than more DLC's and huge decisions. If you wanna blame anyone, blame Casey for giving everyone unrealistic expectations. EA HAS GOTTA STOP MILKING GAMES. They sure would if nobody bought their content or games. Complaining on the Internet amongst other people who feel robbed because Sims City had iffy service won't do jack-shit. EA IS THE WORSTEST COMPANY EVERZ!!!1!1!l (Not lying, people actually voted them as that. Over Bank of America and some oil company. Lolno. The fact you voted them over a company that foreclosed homes for no reason and another that killed wildlife says a lot in itself. BETHESDA IS BUGGIEST COMPANY EVER. I, for one, haven't encountered any bugs besides the Lydia doorway thing. Don't see where this comes from. Kaidan Alenko is a boring character. He has no back-story or personality. Just because somebody is calm and kind doesn't mean they're bland. He also has a better back-story than Ashley, Tortuted BAaT Student vs Suburban Military Life.

(Call me conceited or whatever, but was this inspired by my status update?) Johnny Test. Terrible animation, terrible plot, terrible sound effects, terrible everything. The worst part is, no matter how much everybody hates it, it will continue due to it's cheap production value. Annoying Orange should've remained an Internet series. He's great for a 3 minute skit, not so much for a 23 minute recurring television show. Almost Naked Animals was bad. Character designs were painful to look at. The duck was sorta amusing, but that's all it had going for it. As for Problem Solvers, it's meh if you watch it with your eyes closed. It's painfully obvious they tried to top Adventure Time's zany characters.

Pokemon. Frankly, it's really boring and repetitive. The entire game is, "Catch, Train, Fight" All of them, actually. Sure, there's new features, but they're based entirely on that system. Minecraft is a big one, too. It carries the same problem that Pokemon does: over-reliance on a single gameplay type."Hit brick, make new brick." It's only fun/challenging before you make a house, which takes a good half hour or so. Final Fantasy, too. Just... Too complicated and stuff. @@Circadian YES. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THANK YOU.

9/10

Oh my god I can't breathe.

8/10

8/10 A bit generic, but I like it.

No offense, but ya'll would still complain if it ended when it was supposed to. I do agree, a lot of the newer episodes are crap. There re some decent ones, though.