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  1. Hemlock_Conium
    Time to get started of Lyra and Bonbon!! I missed the Rarity + Pinkie Pie challenge, but I probably would have butchered it beyond recognition anyway. LES GO!!
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    Again, Kyoshi, you manage to blow my mind!! It's perfect, precisely what I wanted. (I used an app called percolator- it's really fun to play around with.) Thank you!!
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    Got chocolate + honey + yogurt smeared all over my face today so I looked like a walking poop for ten minutes.

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    FLYING MARSHMALLOW PONI WITH NO COLORS AND PEGASUS WINGS I did pegasus wings cause I can't draw booterflie wings. (Also it's a pretty big deal since I've only drawn Rarity once or twice.)
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    Come watch me draw "Sonic Rainboom" Rarity at join.me: 169-437-663

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    Pretty great! (Not necessarily my favorite form of art since it smudges all over my hands no matter what, but nonetheless excellent!!)
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    I imagine people who picked 'i hate them all' as crotchety old men shaking their fists at kids across the street playing catch and thumping their canes against their porches.
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    Kyoshi? I hope you don't mind, but I changed my username, so the sig 'Vodka_Mutini' doesn't really make much sense. If you will, when you have free time (I'm in no rush to get it), could you possibly make me a different signature? Text: Moonsongs and Starcharts Font: Something whimsical, but not overdone. Image: Maybe a waist-up view? You can take your time, I really don't mind at all. Thank you again!!
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    New doll

    Hemlock_Conium replied to DITR's topic in Merchandise

    The Celestia in the movie is literally a fucking giraffe. Her legs are half the width of Texas and her shirt is way too short. The Celestia doll looks like a bruised banana sent through the garbage disposal one too many times and held together by cheap tape and bobby pins pulling the "hair" in, which is actually a ratsnest crossed with a dead possum.
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    I'll work on it right after I get done with Alicorn Pinkie! Since there are so few, I'll gladly do whatever pops up. (Post limit sentence) How's this look? If there's anything you'd like me to change, simply ask. If you use it, please credit me in your signature or something. OuO
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    I really can't draw much other than scribbles and pones. Sorry!! I'd love to, but it'd look like it went through the garbage disposal a few times.
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    request shop Anypony want an avatar?

    Hemlock_Conium posted a topic in Requestria

    I'll be glad to draw anyone an avatar. Notice I say draw. If you need examples of what I can do, just look at my deviantart page. (They won't be all pixelly and gross as that, though.) Link me the OC/Pony/thing you want me to draw, the resolution, and be as precise as possible if it's something unusual. (I made my avatar, by the way.
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    I highly prefer the fanon names, to be completely 100% honest with you. (Though Marble is pretty adorable, if you ask me. Marble.) Then again, would Pinkie's "rock" name be Peridot or even Picromerite, had her full name not been announced? That's my theory OuO
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    You know what? Yesterday, I smothered a 13 with love and tolerance because he said "GAY FUCK U" on an extremely well done alicorn Rarity pic. To take it word for word: "Do you need a hug? Because you don't seem like you feel very secure with yourself if you sink low enough to cuss out people simply enjoying art and use homophobic slurs. Dear, don't harass people who haven't laid a finger on you." And then other people went batshit bananas and my reprimand was lost between capslock and text speak. But you know what's just as bad? A group of people (Three boys, go figure) in my class last year would call eachother women as a derogatory term. "Move out of the way, woman." "What are you doing woman." "You're a woman." When they were finally confronted by the teacher, a teacher that would go off on WEIRDLY DEEP side conversations in the civil rights unit, who asked them why they used it as an insult they replied (I shit you not): "I dunno." And then I flipped a table. (Also I don't let the gay insult get to me cause I'm about as straight as a slinky.)
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    1. Quadruple hate 2. Hate 3. Tolerate 4. HATE 5. Enjoy Pewdiepie makes awful rape jokes whenever a woman is on screen. He then issued a half-assed, back-handed apology just so he wouldn't lose viewers. A month after that, he went back to making rape jokes. Why can't every one go watch Cr1t1kal? He makes tons of sex jokes, but I don't think he's ever made a rape joke.
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    My profile now looks like a pastel colored cheesecake. I feel accomplished.

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    2. Sugar Pea

      Sugar Pea

      Can I eats your profile? :3

    3. Hemlock_Conium

      Hemlock_Conium

      NU.

    4. Sir.Flutter Hooves

      Sir.Flutter Hooves

      You're welcome.

  17. Hemlock_Conium
    As long as they aren't r34, I can't get enough sock pones! Also, fur tufts in moderation can be pretty adorable. And stripes are the best pattern in my opinion. Thick stripes, thin stripes, all good in my book! Have some cute sock pones.
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    Jeez, who took a dump in your cornflakes? Quit being such a harsh grammar-enthusiast. And plus, so what if they get a few minor words wrong once or twice? It's pretty annoying having someone correct you for a slip.
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    So we're gonna ignore the hinted lesbian relationship Princess Bubblegum and Marceline from adventure time have? And the hinted gay relationship between the cops in Gravity Falls?
  20. Hemlock_Conium
    A word of advice: Your speaking voice sounds a BIT tired and your acting voice is a pinch inaudible. Project your voice as much as you possibly can while staying in character! Make sure you enunciate and make sure you say every word with a guillotine-like preciseness. Record yourself over and over and over again and listen to yourself, then find what you don't like and change that. Soon enough, you'll have voice acting wrapped around your finger!! (Other than that, great job!)
  21. Hemlock_Conium
    How do I put something in a spoiler? (I am a sea slug when it comes to this sort of stuff OnO)
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    I wrote a Snowdrop poem, if anyone gives half of a ponytail. It's pretty weak, not one of my best filks. (I'm late to the seasons party darnit)
  23. Hemlock_Conium
    Duh! I thinks it's obvious we should all live under the Oceanic Democracy. FREEDOM!! FREEDOM AND SEAPONIES AND SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO'S!!!!!
  24. Hemlock_Conium

    Six more posts till I'm a cupcake... *hyperventilates loudly*

  25. Hemlock_Conium
    And honestly, I'm touched that someone who obviously abhors bronies would take time out of his day to search up things to fit this video, use correct names for official merch, and even look up popular pone memes like Sweetie Belle durelle and- eugh, the thousands of pony gangnam style gif remakes. And even look up cosplays and con pics! It's interesting, to say the least.
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