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HopeTheWanderer

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  1. Long story short: Every kind of animal except Humans. Alright, to be more specific, I will list ten species in no particular order. Since humans have fallen so far below the league of non-humans, consider any so-called "homosapians" completely omitted. 1. Jaguar, Panthera Onca Perhaps one of the largest of the big cats and the species that I have the closest bond with. Since they have low stamina and cannot afford to chase their prey down, Jaguars are masters of stealth, are adept swimmers, have the most powerful jaws of any cat and the tactics to back it up. In fact the name 'Jaguar' literally means "Cat that kills in a single blow." That should be a testament to how adept they are at hunting and stalking. Not to mention, their camouflage is some of the best. 2. Elephant (African or Asian, doesn't really matter, both are amazing.) The largest beings to walk the land, and sages of the Earth. Elephants are some of the most amazing species in existence, their specialties are certainly their wisdom, and their tusks make for some good defense and offense, the connection they share with their fellow herd members as well as the ecosystem. they play an important role in it. Unfortunately, our species, in its arrogance and stupidity, insists on hunting elephants to extinction...well, only a matter of time before said humans become what they've always been - prey...in more ways than one. Oh and that's not even touching on an elephant's deep attunement to the Natural world/Real world. 3. Red Fox, Vulpes Vulpes (or for that matter, foxes in general.) I think this species needs no introduction. They are smart, sly and are really good at the use of Outside-The-Box tactics in order to survive. They aren't bad at stealth either and are very good at catching prey, plus they look very fair. 4. Brazilian Wandering Spider, Phoneutria nigriventer Considered to be one of the most deadliest spiders in the world, if not the deadliest, the Wandering Spider is a nomad, to the point that they will sometimes stow away, especially in bananas, to get where they need to go. When things get dangerous, the wandering spider is an agile and competent fighter, if his or her warning dance goes unheeded, then expect no mercy. 5. Horse (actually, more like Equines in general). 6. Sus A rather under-appreciated species and certainly quite remarkable and intelligent. Unfortunately humankind has taken to enslaving and killing billions of Sus AKA Pigs per year, for unnecessary reasons. 7. Bovine A species that is known for their exceptional Paternity and Maternity, however, such is rare since, like Sus and horses, bovines are yet another species that has been an enslaved and killed as part of a global genocide, which is simply unacceptable. 8. Donkey Did I mention that I like Equines in general, this is more proof of that. Donkeys are, like Sus and Bovines under appreciated beings, they are very much intelligent, and certainly sensible. 9. Assassin Caterpillar, Lonomia obliqua Each of those spines contain a very deadly toxin, easily capable of killing a human, most predators avoid the Assassin Caterpillar, that is how lethal they are. Plus, the idea that a Caterpillar can easily take out a human is just too badass. 10. Great White Shark They are very misunderstood for starters. Plus, they aren't really someone you don't want to piss off, once again.
  2. I can't say I blame you, I don't watch much Tele myself, aside from the odd Doctor Who or Top Gear episode.
  3. I hate us, as a species. We never seem to learn, we forgot how to think, we have absolutely no place on Earth nor do we deserve any positions of power. We can't leave our fellow species alone without screwing them over at best or committing mass genocide on them at worst. We can't even be get along with ourselves. Other primates no doubt are ashamed to even be associated with us. We seem to really love various forms of brainwashing and/or propaganda, we don't think before we act, and we look hideous compared to other animals. Just let our species die, with much haste.
  4. Since I am pretty much vegan....I don't think they have any reason to fear me. That doesn't mean I will lie about our species' very frequent screw-ups... I would explain that humans only really needed meat during the ice age, but that we became addicted and saw that as reason to begin the mass torture of other species, most of which are far wiser than even our species. I would of course say that most humans are for the most part pretty blind(I don't mean in the literal sense) and brainwashed by the government. In other words, I would just...tell the truth.
  5. Hope barely managed to hide his blush. "Well I...fell to earth, literally." The stallion replied curtly. "You see, I am from Aeria, not sure if you've heard of it. T'was a city built by us unicorns to sail through the skies. My people were kind of vain, like that. Life there was pleasant enough and Griffon raids kept things from getting too boring." He took a moment to finish off his food. "There were complications though, the leader died and was replaced by one more tyrannical. When that leader died, the magic holding Aeria up dissipated and it plummeted, many lost their lives. As far as I know...I'm the only survivor." Hope asked a passing waitress for the tab and then payed fifteen bits for their meal.
  6. Well, the designs still look like the stuff of nightmares(their eyes stare into your soul).
  7. In the show, cake is pretty much Tia's favorite food. Pretty simple What I don't understand is the thing with Celestia and bananas, other than a rather lame innuendo.
  8. Having finally seen this film. I hated the way it was advertised and I couldn't stand the film in general, it sucked just like the first and certainly seemed to have just as little effort put into it. Plus, I'm just not a fan of MLP being turned into a very, very obvious commercial for Bratz things.
  9. Oh Celestia, you beautiful, motherly and attractive(she really is quite the mare) winged unicorn. Tia has always been my favorite of the winged unicorns/alicorns, even over Luna. *sigh* and to those people who are on the "Celestia is an evil tyrant...for some reason" bandwagon....*censored* you too.
  10. In other words, not all that different from the person who though making Equestria Girls was a good idea. I know people enjoy Equestria Girls 1 and 2. But like it or not, they are just blatant cash-grabs meant to sell toys, and it really showed(yes, the show is meant for the same thing, but at least it had this thing called effort and felt like more than an advert) Plus, it really brought FiM down quite a few notches and made G2 and G3 look good. Best for EG to be retconned, in my opinion.
  11. I don't hate my parents. I just don't love them either.
  12. I think Flash Sentry fits Equestria Girls, in the sense that both are very bland, irritating and clearly just a way for Hasbro to make a quick dollar. Hell, the whole EG universe is so bland and pointless that I just pretend the films never happened.
  13. I'm more of a Furry first and brony second. I got into FiM through mostly the same circumstances you did and always thought the Brony fandom was just another branch of the furry fandom, which is not a bad way to see it. Also about the sexual sides. Let me make one thing crystal clear: Every single fandom has a sexual side to it, the furry and brony fandoms are nothing special in that regard, get over it.
  14. The line "Hey Vegans, what about these canines" and the pointed to teeth so pathetic that any true carnivore or omnivore would laugh at or be embarrassed by- I'm pretty sure I don't have to explain this. "Where do you get your protein." - where do you get your osteoporosis? The very idea of Fur-kids - Yeah, sorry idiots, but an adult is an adult regardless of species. The idea that other species cannot consent - its been proven that they can, besides, as I mentioned before, an adult is an adult regardless of species....even if humans are rather...childish in comparison to all others...besides pretty sure a non-human doesn't consent to being killed for the "food" on one's plate or consent to be raped so one can steal their mother's milk. So-called "Animal Lovers" - So you love your dog? Why are you eating that cow then? Fake Animal Rights/Liberation activists - PETA, USHS, you know who you are. American Football - Just...no. Most other sports - I'm not even done yet. Bullfighting - Maybe if the bull impaled the matador and those assholes who zapped his testes with an electric prod, then I would say otherwise. Dog fighting, cockfighting, circuses and rodeos - Pretty much the same Social Networking sites - I have my reasons. Honey - never liked the taste and hate the fact that the captive honeybees suffer for one bottle of the stuff, did I mention that its vomit too?
  15. Hope nodded and took a small bite of his salad. He had known of Saddle Arabia of course, but he did not know that zebras roamed there, but to be fair he knew little about the place as it was. The stallion briefly looked into Zecora's eyes as he ate before looking away, he barely caught her blush, and didn't bother trying to hide his own. "It is beautiful tale, Zecora. And your voice is unlike any I have heard."
  16. The brony fandom, may seem odd coming from a furry such as myself, but the brony fandom is beginning to appeal less and less to me, especially after that lazy 'Equestria Girls' cash-in was released and everybody acted like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Plus, some bronies are kind of gross.
  17. Quite a few, but the indisputable one would be Zecora with her wisdom and open-mindedness. The fact that even being regarded as a pariah doesn't get her down(at least not often).
  18. Ironically, the Funimation dub is much closer to the original Japanese version of the show.
  19. Video games that try to mix Singleplayer and Multiplayer - Do not get me wrong, I understand what alot of game devs that do this are going for, but it rarely works out well, especially with people who try to make one's experience as miserable as possible. So for now, just stop doing it, keep Singleplayer and Multiplayer separate and every thing will be fine.
  20. To be fair, being bi, I am not too far off. Soarin, Big Macintosh or Fancy Pants are probably the big ones I admittedly have a crush on(of the males anyway).
  21. indeed. Bridle Gossip was the episode that got me into MLP. Helps that Zecora was so easy to relate to. Also, she is just oh-so lovely and has probably the sexiest voice.
  22. And oddly enough, its the better of the two openings. The American one was never exactly good per-say, it was basically the one thing you would just fast forward through just to get to the episode itself.
  23. (You don't have to make up stuff in poems if you don't want to, or at least not all the time ) "Few have the honor of hearing a zebra's tales. I would also...like to get to know more about you. " He replied, reaching over to nuzzle Zecora briefly. "I also know very little about the zebra homeland and I would like to broaden my knowledge of it."
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