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  1. There is only Ditzy.
    Amabilis' Rainbow Dash Club post # 6: The Plot Edition
  2. There is only Ditzy.
    The Led Zeppelin BBC sessions.
  3. There is only Ditzy.
    ... and then, when you go over it enough times inside your head, the word suddenly loses its meaning, and becomes just a series of consecutive characters that are supposed to make sense somehow, but don't.
  4. There is only Ditzy.
    Have you ever been doing something very mundane, and then, suddenly stopped to wonder if there are other people out there who have had the same experience? This is our "Little Moments in Life"-thread, where we share those fleeting, little bits of everyday life that go unacknowledged and unappreciated by most of us. Let me start off with a few: -Have you ever been sitting in a train, at a railroad station, with another train right next to your train, and when one of them starts to move, you can't tell which one it is? -Have you ever had to pull your underwear or pants out of your asscrack? -You ever fall asleep on a late afternoon, wake up after dark, and you can't tell what goddamn day it is? -Do you ever stare into a blank, white wall, or a bright light source, and then suddenly notice those little, translucent crittery thingies that seem to float across your field of vision? WHAT ARE THOSE?! Why do they do that?! -Have you noticed how god awful your face looks like in a bathroom that has blue, fluorescent lighting? Every zit, pimple, scab, scar, boil, abcess, and pockmark you've had since birth, magically come back all at the same time. -Do you ever drink something really cold, really fast, and then get brain freeze? You know, that sudden, unbearable shrilling and piercing pain in your skull, that, at the time, seems to last fucking forever, and you're desperate for it to go away, and when it finally does, then what do you do? YOU TAKE ANOTHER GULP FROM THE GODDAMN DRINK!!! Why do we do this to ourselves?! Are we all subconsciously into masochism or something?! -You ever take a 15-30-minute nap during the day, wake up, and then have the taste of catpoop in your mouth? How? Why? Why does this happen?! And hey, why does it only happen after POWER NAPS, and not full-night sleeps?!?!?! Post your own experiences, compare, and discuss!
  5. There is only Ditzy.
    This one made me happy for so many reasons ;__; <3
  6. There is only Ditzy.
    She's so beautiful. I can't take it sometimes.
  7. There is only Ditzy.
    Yet more Dashie. What were you expecting, Ninja turtles?
  8. There is only Ditzy.
    Hello, Rainbow Horse club. Today's first post is very Dashabetes-y with adorable faces, cute walk cycles, and... Ditzy breaking the laws of probability?!
  9. There is only Ditzy.
    For several reasons. I have a few friends here, first of all. Secondly, I don't need to be a brony in order to join MLP-themed forums. Thirdly, I do whatever the hell I goddamn well please.
  10. There is only Ditzy.
    It would, if I actually identified with the label, which I don't. I'm not a brony, and I don't think I ever really was.
  11. There is only Ditzy.
    Brony music. Too many shitty remixes and WAY too much dubcrap, and pop punk floatin' 'round. Not a fan. Parties/raves, and party animals. Goes nicely, hand-in-hand with the above-mentioned, boring, unimaginative, and repetitious club music. Coffee. I've never understood the appeal. It's just too bitter for my tastes, no matter how much I dilute it with milk and sugar. Alcohol and drugs. Makes people do dumb things. I used to be a substance abuser, but now I know better. Bronies. Possibly THE most hypocritical bunch of self-entitled pieces of shit I've ever come across. I have too many bases to cover, so I'm not even gonna try to explain my position on this.
  12. There is only Ditzy.
    Let this little chart answer the question on my behalf: Ewwww. Icky humans.
  13. There is only Ditzy.

    She's been gone such a long time, longer than I can bear, and if she says she wants me, tell her that I'll be there. And if she says to you she don't love me, please, give her my message. Tell her of my plea. And I know, that if she had me back again, I would never make her sad. I've got a heart full of soul.

  14. There is only Ditzy.
    Why would you cross over the word sexy? Derpy is the sexiest pony in existence, and that's an objective fact! Relating to my previous post about Ditzy being the original founder of the Wonderbolts, I now have visual evidence:
  15. There is only Ditzy.
    "I'm on a vacation in Finland, and I've been trying to use the atm's here, but instead of giving me dollars, they give me Finland money. Am I doing something wrong here?"
  16. There is only Ditzy.
    Dear bubble horse club, today, Derpibooru was inundated with derp. There was derp, and ditz, and cute, and insulin, and sugar, and syrup, and ruined pancreata *EVERYWHERE*, and the place was about to melt down into a whimpering pool of sweet, bubbly bubble mess because of all the adorable, and it made my day. ;__; It was beautiful <3
  17. There is only Ditzy.
    Pocket pool. It's one of my favourite games.
  18. There is only Ditzy.
    One more before breakfast xD
  19. There is only Ditzy.
    There ya go. British anarcho punk, power pop, and American pop punk.
  20. There is only Ditzy.
    Oh god. There are so many... grape jokes that could evolve from this.
  21. There is only Ditzy.
    No, but I *can* play Achilles' Last Stand on guitar. That's gotta count for something, right?
  22. There is only Ditzy.
    Little known fact: Ditzy is actually the original founder of the Wonderbolts, but eventually dropped out of the position and public spotlight, because she was uncomfortable with all the attention and fame.
  23. There is only Ditzy.
    All this beauty... <3
  24. There is only Ditzy.
    Heart Full of Soul by The Yardbirds, featuring pre-Zeppelin Jimmy Page and his now iconic "Dragon Tele".
  25. There is only Ditzy.
    Yet more diabetes-inducing postage. I'm gonna need a new pancreas at this rate.
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