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KillerKingBakudan

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  1. It's probably safe to assume they aren't exposed to it very often given how carefree their society is presented to be most of the time. Ponies in the medical field might be the only exception, but for the most part, blood isn't commonly spoken of. Not even in the newspapers where things like war, crime and pony-hating tyrants can become lingering topics. So without getting terribly graphic, let's say you were involved in some kind of accident and you've sustained a serious wound. You're bleeding, you have nothing but your clothes to use for dressing, and you feel like you're about to pass out. You need to see a doctor badly. Despite that, you have enough strength to walk into Ponyville in broad daylight. All the ponies are just carrying out their day-to-day activities, but that immediately comes to a halt when they see you covered in clothes that are soaking red. In your current condition, your presence there is a major cause for concern. The question is, how would they take it? Would they rush over to help and get you the medical attention you need, or would they freak out, scream and run from you like they just saw some "thing" from an R-rated movie? And what about the Mane Six? Would Fluttershy and Rarity be kind and generous enough to do something for you, or would seeing you actually make them betray their own elements?
  2. This is the THIRD person I've seen making threads about these characters being their waifus. What the fuck is happening here? Are you people TRYING to make this fandom look bad?
  3. Since the Mane Six wore skirts in the original EQG, Sakura would be another good influence for these statues. This is a Street Fighter character whose popularity more or less stems from endless panty shots, which this Bishoujo clearly delivers on. But if Shunya was tasked with designing another statue that was appropriate for kids, he could use her most recent design in SF5 where she wore bloomers to replace her red panties from the old games. It's basically underwear that has more of a resemblance to thin shorts than anything else. In essence, an SF5 Sakura Bishoujo can have her skirt flowing freely without upsetting parents. And so can the Mane Six.
  4. I don't think that will be too much of a problem. Shunya Yamashita has shown that he can design attractive females without putting them in raunchy poses or revealing excessive skin. If Jubilee wasn't already an established X-Men character, I could see her blending in with the EQG cast nicely.
  5. If Kotobukiya can turn Freddy and Jason into hot looking anime girls, there's no limit to what they can do with MLP. The finished sculpts have a long history of turning out better than the original illustrations too. I want to see Trixie and Sunset the most.
  6. If you're into high-end collectibles, you're in for a BIG treat. This was just announced at New York Toy Fair 2018. OH CRAP! I just realized someone already made a thread for this. Never mind. Feel free to ignore.
  7. There's no way this game will be a success. The demographic they're trying to appeal to is only a small fraction of the brony community, which by and large has zero interest in competitive gaming. And fighting games are nothing BUT competitive. They can cram all sorts of story related content and other modes into it. They can even hire the whole cast of FIM to voice the ridiculously small selection of characters. But in the end, there's no replay value in the single player aspects to keep anyone engaged. And if there isn't enough people playing online, why should I invest time and money into it? I feel that what TFS should have been from the start was an arcade-style beat-em-up, complete with online and couch co-op support. At least those games are quick are easy to play through, and since you get to play with friends, you don't have to feel bad for sucking at them.
  8. So what about all those family men who watch the show with their wives and daughters? Are they gay too? Are all the guys who took their little girls to see the movie in theaters gay? If the straight macho men tossing that word around are that rigid with their thinking, they're fucking braindead. And I can't think of being anything worse than that. Stupidity is the ultimate cancer to this world. I'm straight, but in all honesty, I'd rather be a gay intellectual than a straight dumbass.
  9. I found these two brushables at my grocery store while I was on a lunch break. I normally don't care for these toys. But considering how vastly they've improved the sculpts for these "All Abouts" over the standard FIM ones, I figured I could always trim the excess hair later to get them to look more show accurate. I find the mosaic art to be strangely appealing, even if most people find it off-putting. AND it's RD and Vinyl. Considering that they just happened to be the ONLY ones hanging in the toy section, I naturally felt compelled to buy them. I'm sure I'm gonna have a lot of fun with these. Lol.
  10. A lawsuit for a grand scale kidnapping where all the victims have been turned into stuffed toys and held for ransom in a claw machine? Yeah, I'm sure they'd love to see that evidence. Lol.
  11. The princesses decide to have another friendship festival. The Storm King's death has convinced every pony that nothing can possibly go wrong with this one. But it all goes to shit anyway. You've been invited to Canterlot, and upon arriving, you immediately discover that all the ponies at the festival have vanished. What you find instead is a portal. You figure you might as well step in; you're the only human there, so for all you know, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash could be setting up some elaborate prank with a nice surprise at the end. On the other side of the portal, you find yourself in an arcade. And at the center is a claw machine. Filled with pony plushes. All of which bare a remarkably similar likeness to the ponies you've been wanting to visit. In all seriousness, there are no duplicates as you see here. There's only one plush representing each and every pony from Equestria that you can name. In addition, you notice what appears to be an even mix of NON-pony plushes, including characters from Nintendo properties, Disney characters, Hatchimals, and other creatures you've never even heard of. It doesn't take long before you hear a mysterious voice addressing you over the arcade's intercom. The voice explains that the plushes you see in the machine in fact ARE your pony friends from Canterlot. This asshole has apparently cast a spell to abduct them all, turn them into stuffed toys and imprison them in this machine for you to rescue.... with the limited cash you have on hand. Once a pony has been removed from the pile and deposited into the prize chute, she will revert back to her normal, conscious pony self. At first, you respond in anger and attempt to break the glass. But it's protected by a force field. Nothing you do to the machine will work. You even try to reach into the machine from the prize chute to grab a pony, but each time you do, you get a brief electrical shock. You then hear the voice threaten to have you arrested if you continue to try damaging his property or stealing the prizes. So it's clear that you'll only be able to save just a handful of ponies at most. The voice also states that the arcade will be closing in ten minutes. Once those minutes are up, you'll be teleported right back to Equestria along with any ponies you've rescued. With so many non-pony plushes taking up space in the machine, it won't be an easy task. You've only got $5 to work with. And some of the most powerful ponies have been strategically placed in hard to reach positions. It seems like it would take at least one dollar for the claw to nab some of them. Which ponies do you try to save?
  12. Just saw this the other day, and I just had to post it.
  13. The longer it goes on, the more painful it's gonna be. The cheating victim might even think you were in on it. It's not about the shippers so much as it is the cheating victim's feelings. If Fluttercord was a thing, and Discord cheated behind Fluttershy's back for months or years, I'm sure she'd be more than crushed.
  14. You manage to get the two ponies to hook up. They get married, and for a while, they seem to be enjoying their lives together. But then you see one of them on a night out with a different pony. After quite a bit of drinking and dancing, and plenty of kissing, there's no doubt that she's being unfaithful to her partner. Would you try to salvage the marriage, or would you tell the pony's spouse and let your OTP fall apart?
  15. It might as well be. Even if it wasn't at first, I think changing it was a conscious choice from the animators. If Celestia got Luna's cutie mark without the black patch, you'd never be able to see it.
  16. Depends on the content. If there was violence involving blood and gore, and highly sexual themes, I'd feel pretty uncomfortable about it and walk out. But if it was R-rated for the use of swearing only.... I'm sure I'd get a kick out of it! I've always laughed at the thought of hearing all the show's voice actors cussing someone out in their characters' voices, and not cover it up with horse puns like "Congratu-pony-lations". If I'm lucky, maybe I can meet the Mane Six cast at a con someday, and ask them to read a vulgar transcript of mine as Twilight, Applejack, etc. That would be the highlight of my life!
  17. She doesn't care for anyone who shits on apples like that. So I'm assuming if a pony who did this was a purveyor of a different kind of fruit, she'd be seen as a threat, and anyone who supports their product. I guess you can say their fruit is like a religion to them.
  18. Applejack's being anything but that; her threats are very open! As petty as this feud might be, I don't think even the Pears have dissed apples as badly as Sunrise did. I wouldn't count on them working together if it meant saving all of Equestria from famine. If the circumstances for this meeting were different and Rarity wasn't there, who knows what Applejack would have done? I think someone's blood would have been spilled......
  19. This is exactly why I detest that flag. I don't care if it has a decades-long history behind it. I don't care if it's supposed to represent something positive. Rainbows are a part of nature. No group should try to appropriate them. Because when someone outside of that group wants to carry that same design element for any number of reasons, they're automatically assumed to be associated. The consequences to that can be dangerous. I'm saying this as a practicing artist who has a deep appreciation for the full spectrum of color. What in the world does color have to do with sexual orientation or gender identity? Absolutely nothing. It frustrates me that I can't wear something as beautiful as these without the potential of being labeled as gay and ostracized for it. If Rainbow Dash was a real person/pony living in our world, and if she was straight, she'd be fucking miserable. As for Bow Hot Hoof, when I watched Parental Glidance, I was totally convinced he's happy with where he is in life. I never got this feeling that he was emotionally disconnected from his wife or that he was living a lie.
  20. I get that Rainbow's sexuality is still totally up in the air. I wouldn't mind if she was lesbian myself, but I'm still seeing people assume she HAS to be for the simple fact she's got a rainbow colored mane and tail. Well, what about her dad? Bow Hot Hoof has the same colored hair that she does, and he's not chasing after stallions behind his wife's back, is he? The fact he got married and had a daughter at all should tell you the colors mean nothing. So why is it even a discussion still?
  21. And with this, Doc Wolf has just lost a subscriber. I won't continue watching somebody who doesn't have a clue. I've written off three people in my own family. THREE. And after several years of cutting off all contact with them, my life couldn't be happier. If I can refuse to forgive, I can certainly wish the worst for this pedo bastard and move on.
  22. Obviously because she didn't have that fateful encounter with Sunrise yet, so she didn't have any disdain for strawberries in mind.
  23. And by the way, I know Sunrise is a pegasus and not an earth pony. That doesn't mean she can't have earth pony siblings farming strawberries. If the Cakes can have unicorn and pegasus babies, why not?
  24. You move to Ponyville and befriend the Mane Six. You get to know them for several months, after which you learn from Applejack that since her family buried the hatchet with the Pears, a new feud started with the Strawberries. Of course, this began just recently when Rarity introduced Applejack to Strawberry Sunrise. And just as the Apples appreciate that you enjoy apples, and all snacks and beverages made from them, they're equally annoyed that you like strawberries and all items flavored as such. For that, Applejack gives you a choice: give up strawberries completely, or you're no longer welcome on her farm. Since much of the economy is dependent on Sweet Apple Acres, she'll also make sure that no vendor in Equestria sells you her family's products if you're seen putting anything strawberry-flavored in your mouth. Should you continue to consume strawberries, you'll still get to hang out with the rest of the Mane Six.... just not when Applejack is around. Which means time spent with any of them will become increasingly hard to find. This just underscores how bad the feud has gotten. As outlandish as it all seems, even after learning about her mother's side of the family, Applejack's experiences with Strawberry Sunrise were simply too negative for her to accept co-existing in Equestria with the Strawberries. Or anyone who has a taste for "the enemies' " produce. For Big Mac's sake, even Sugar Belle has agreed to stop selling strawberry treats at her bakery. But it gets worse. Sunrise hears about your situation while eavesdropping on Rarity, who she happens to be friends with. So she privately invites you to her house where she makes you an offer. If you give up apples, you'll get strawberries from her family's business for free. And with her influence, you'll also get to enjoy free desserts made with her farm-produced strawberries wherever they're sold in Equestria. In essence, you may not ever go hungry again. But if you reject her offer, or you continue eating apples behind her back, not only will you be barred from obtaining strawberries. Sunrise will also make sure that your friendship with Rarity falls apart. She'll fabricate any story necessary to make her believe you're an untrustworthy creep, and soon, you won't be allowed to go near her, Sweetie Belle, or any of her three boutiques again. She's even prepared false evidence in case you try to warn Rarity before hand. And likewise, your time with the rest of the Mane Six will still be limited because of it. Surely you must be thinking, "My friends are too important to me. I don't want to lose any of them, so I'll just sacrifice apples AND strawberries. Easy!" Except it isn't. There's been a series of parasprite infestations as of late, and it's led to an alarming crop shortage in Equestria. The Apples and Strawberries are the ONLY ones known to be successfully securing their produce. Even if you decide to put it off now, eventually, every pony will be forced to choose between living off one or the other until the farming industry regains its stability. And so will you. Which will you give up?
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