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  1. Ziltoid the Omniscient
    Name: Jamie (aka Locke, Gau, J-Roc, J, Ziltoid, Tai, Dale Segno, Rinkadink, or Daaaadeee~!) Age: 28  Gender: Male  Country: USA  Likes:My family, cartoons, rock music, FF games, GoT, WWE  Dislikes: Small gatherings, crunchy food, most T Rump supporters, country music  Hobbies: rock band vocals, watching youtube w/ the toddler, smokin weed, drinkin beers, walks around the neighborhood Other Info: I work graveyard shift at a grocery store.
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    Oh. I dont drive. I have people to do that for me.
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    Ive played clarinet for 16 years. Actively from age 12-22. And recently stsrted playing a little more after few year hiatus. ^^
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    Im 28 with a job and family. So, I dont get a "summer vacation" xD
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    North Highlands, CA. It was the "bad side" of the train tracks in a semi slummy neighborhood of crackwhores and drug dealers. An arsonist lit our neighbors tree on fire once. Ive been a part of 3 drive by shootings. And a guy commited suicide at the playgound on the elementary school I went to. I loved the Boardwalk at Santa Cruz. Fun memories there!
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    Im not the man they think I am at home. Oh no....no.. ....no. I'm a rocketman. Rock.. et.. man! Burning out his fuse out here. Alone!
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    Fanservice episode v 2.0
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    I miss. My kids. I miss...my...wife. Its....lonely. Out. In space. On such a...timeless......flight.
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    I RATE YOUR CARE A ZERO YOU COULDNT CURE OUR SCARS DIE LOST IN THE VOID AND BURN LIKE YOUR CREATOR
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    Lucifer whispering silently into your mind. Who walks behind? Who walks behind? Standing tall. Invincible. But dont you forget your knives. To save your lives. To save your lives. Don't you forget about dying. Don't you forget about your friend, Death. Don't you forget that you will die...
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    Debbie just hit the wall. She's never had it all. One prozac a day. Husbands a CPA. Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plan? She was gonna be an actress! She was gonna be a star! She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car! Her yellow SUV is now the enemy. Looks at her average life and nothing has been alright since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna. Way before Nirvana, there was U2, and Blondie, and music still on MTV. Her two kids in high school. They tell her that she's uncool. Shes still preoccupied with 19. 19. 1985!
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    Metal Gear Solid for the original Playstation.
  13. Ziltoid the Omniscient
    Only thing I really like about Trixie is her great and powerful attitude.
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    Po Pow Pay!
  15. Ziltoid the Omniscient
    Bruce Lorne Campbell should be given every lead. Imagine him as Spider-Man, a finer choice indeed. Casablanca could've been improved if Campbell would've said, "Here's looking at you, you primitive screwhead!"
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    [INCOHERENT SCREAMS, SHRIEKS AND GROWLS]
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    I come home one Friday. Had to tell the landlady I'd lost my job. She said "That don't confront me, long as I get my money next Friday." Well, next Friday came and I didn't have the rent. And out the door I went. So I goes up to the landlady. I said, "You let me slide? I'll have the rent for you in a month. Next, I don't know." So she let me slide it on. I notice when I come home in the evening she ain't got nothing nice to say to me. But for 5 years, she was so nice. Lord, she was lovey-dovey. I come home one particular evening. Landlady said "You got the rent money yet?" I said, "No. Can't find no job. Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent." She said "I don't believe you're trying to find no job." Said, "I seen you today. You was standing on a corner, leaning up against a post." I said "But i'm tired. I've been walkin' all day." She said "That don't confront me. Long as I get my money next Friday." Now, next Friday come and I didn't have the rent. And out the door I went.
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    Monkeys like bananas

    Donkeys like bananas

    Doggies hate bananas

    But that's ok. Dont matter!

    1. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana...

    2. Ziltoid the Omniscient

      Ziltoid the Omniscient

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaCyaKDy3c

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    And now! Links to the songs of "shitty-thats-not-real-metal-you-fucking-poser music" I regularly listen to!
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    Shout out to the free thinkers! I also enjoy Youyouyou!'s reactions and Nate Alyns too.
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    Digimon: Digital Monsters!
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    I like: Rugrats The Loud House Invader Zim Avatar: The Last Airbender The Fairly Oddparents PAW Patrol Phineas and Ferb Recess Lilo and Stitch: The Series Johnny Bravo Chowder Regular Show Freakazoid! The Lion Guard Sheriff Callie's Wild West Badanamu I dont care for: Thomas the Train Dora the Explorer Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
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    When im walking around with headphones on, i'll sing but I dont realize how loud i can get sometimes and i'll get looks of either approval or disgust depending on how well Im singing I guess. lol. Other than that I sing in the privacy of my living room on rock band where im like a total expert and sound and look like Dave Grohl :v
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    I think they are. Ive tried to join a few forums based on my interests and theyre all dead, or full of regulars who dont want no newbies there.
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    Im not particularly strong but I do have that like hidden nerd strength that comes in handy when I need to lift something heavy.
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