Ziltoid the Omniscient

"Professional" Twitch streamer that relies on their Patreon subscribers to make money. -----------'''-------"" "Here's my wishlist if anyone wants to buy me anything!" "Shout out to xXXxsnipescope420360XxxX for sending me $100 in Steam cash so we could play PUBG together!" XOXO

YOURE A JERK BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT YOUR SHOW IS TRASH BUT YOU ALSO ALREADY KNEW THAT

Correct opinion: Mella IS Money

That time when Megadeth won a Grammy and on their way to accept the award they played Metallica's Master of Puppets on the speakers

Angel. Who is your favorite PAW Patrol pup?

Ive watched WWE since it was WWF. But ive fallen behind on it in the last couple weeks tbh

Im now where my hair is the longest ive ever had it. The only people who tell me to cut it are all over 40. Lol.

Bootsy Collins and his Rubber Band, Sly and The Family Stone, Parliament/Funkadelic, James Brown, Little Richard, etc.

Bullet with Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins

Whats funny is I sneezed as I was getting ready to type this answer xD It was not an enoyable sneeze. Do you personally know anyone who actually tried eating a laundry detergent packet?

And now a conversation between me and my older brother one of the last times we spoke to eachother: Him: "You know. Im not racist but I just wouldnt want to live next door to black people." Me: " Um. Brady. We lived next to a black family for 13 years and we were all really close friends." Him: "I know. I know.... But I really wouldnt want to live next to Mexicans." Me: "Um. When you first moved into your own apartment your neighbors were Mexican. They became one of your weed dealers and yall became friends." Him: "I dont wanna live next to Russians." Me: "*sigh* Our across the street neighbors were Russian. But I didnt care for them either. Not cause they were Russian but cause they were just assholes." On my own personal racist note I don't care for my neighbors right now. They're hispanic. They have so many people coming and going out of the house, I dont really know who actually lives there. They blast mariachi music til after Midnight. The guys are cool and down to earth and'll help you out with carpentry or mechanic work. But the women are snobs who act confused when you dont speak Spanish then talk shit behind your back. Their children have little to no supervision or discipline. They had dogs. They died cause they didnt take care of them. Their cats they had now live with us because they just decided to wander into our house one day to eat and stuck around. They had been severly under fed. And we never had any problem with flies and roaches, until they moved in next door. v.v So I can kinda see where my brother was coming from when he said he wouldn't want to live next to Mexicans. Im totally down with the Blacks and the Gays though. And Middle Eastern people are some of the nicest folks I've met.

Ive been to a few from courthouse weddings to small intimate gatherings to grandoise events

I have a socially acceptable sleeping schedule

Im starting to think I drink an unsafe amount of energy drinks throughout the week

[obligatory "Theyre turning left!" joke]

I think ive only played up to third strike. But heres a list based on characters I played best as: 10. Twelve 9. Oro 8. Dudley 7. E. Honda 6. Blanka 5. Cammy 4. Vega 3. Chun-Li 2. Akuma/Ken/Ryu 1. Dhalsim

I drink, I smoke, I fuck. My kind we fight in the club. I mix up that vodka with that chronic and I feel that love. I dream, I work, I bleed. I say things that I dont really mean. I'm not into jailbait but my girlfriend is only seventeen.

Im taking a week long PTO starting on the 1st and im excited about it

I got one of those Windows PC Virus Middle Eastern Guy who probably lives in Michigan or some shit scam calls once. You're in your bathroom, taking a nice healthy number 2. It's taking some time and you've forgotten to bring your phone with you to the toilet. How do you pass the time?

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Never coukd get into it. Also, I must be one of the few people in this world that legit likes TTG. :/

Ive heard of Pentatonix but I dont think anyone'll come close to the vocal harmonies of The Beach Boys

*sips* Fetid! How dare they present this to me! They hide their finest bean! Everything ive said is just quotes from the 2007 Ziltoid album by Devin Townsend :v