GAH, MUFFIN MOUNTAIN! Wait... this isn't the majestic peaks of the Muffin Mountain. But... this isn't Ponyville either.
What the hay... MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Oh, Amethyst, there you are! And what am I doing here, we live together you silly filly.
Well, yeah, but... nevermind, what are you doing HERE! In case you haven't noticed, this isn't our house.
Yeah, looks kinda more like a creepy old temple of some kind. Oh, and it's in the middle of the jungle. Oh and there's eight other ponies with us.
Wh- AH!!! Where the buck did you all come from?
Amethyst Star, watch your language!
Oh geeze, sorry, it's just... who the hay is all here? Vinyl, the prince of the Crystal Empire, Photo Finish, a whole bunch of ponies I don't even know and, *gasp* OH MY GOSH, IT'S DARING DO!
Oh yeah, it is Daring Do.
Mom, how the hay do you know who Daring Do is? You don't read those books!
Oh horsefeathers... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let's just say your father's Hearts and Hooves Day present last year was me dressing up as her for... reasons that will remain unspoken, and I will leave it at that.
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...
Well great, now I can't ever enjoy Daring Do ever again, thank you sooooooooooooooooo much!
Yeah to be honest, I didn't need to know that either. The body pillows with me on them have been bad enough.
Oh sweet Celestia, it's really you, THE Daring Do! But wait, you're not real... you're a fictional character.
Uhhhhhhhh... yup, that's right, totally a fictional character! Who the hay are all you ponies anyway and what the hay is going on here?
It appears we've all gone and stumbled somehow into a strange pocket dimension of some kind with hundreds of other ponies scattered across dozens of different regions, yet we're all still capable of hearing, seeing, and interacting with one another. It's really fascinating stuff!
Oh my goodness, Doctor, sweetie, is that you?
It sure is, Derpy! You doing alright, honey?
Yeah! Well, as well as I can in the middle of the jungle with our daughter, Vinyl, and a bunch of other ponies I don't know, including a fictional character. Where are you?
I'm... how do I put this? I appear to be in the Dream Realm.
But how's that possible? I thought we'd just determined that this is a dream.
I'm not sure that's what it is. Not entirely at least. There's definitely dream magic at work here, but something else as well.
Is Dinky with you?
No, she's... right below me somehow, but in Trottingham.
Trottingham's beneath the Dream Realm?
No, it's... nevermind, this is all very confusing even for me. Dinky dear, you alright?
Oh yeah daddy, I'm great!
Dinky, there you are!
Hi mommy!
Are you OK, muffin?
Oh yeah! Miss Fluttershy's here, and my friend Sunny, and a really pretty pony who's really nice, and a super lucky pony, and a pony who talks like dad but a lot more seriously, and a really big and old pony with a beard, and a hipster that keeps annoying Miss Fluttershy, and a pony that keeps talking about killing zombies, raiders, and nuclear apocalypse, and for some reason a really mean cat lady.
Well... she certainly seems to be making friends.
Sorry sweetie, I missed most of that. There's this poor little blind filly I'm trying to help direct, and the presence of a monstrous living nightmare and what I'm pretty sure are evil versions of Celestia and Rarity... for some reason... is not making that easy! Carrot's here though, so that... kinda makes it better.
Oooooo, Carrot's there! HI CARROT!
Derpy, is that you? What the hay is going on? One minute I'm in the middle of a great dream about getting the best shiatsu massage from Aloe and Lotus, the next minute I'm surrounded by my neighbors, some ponies I don't know, a Saddle Arabian, and a bunch of nightmarish entities, AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYPONY IS CALLING ME GOLDEN!?!?!
Well that was your first given name at birth.
YES! But nopony is supposed to know that! IT WAS MY NAME FOR ALL OF FIVE MINUTES BEFORE MY PARENTS CHANGED IT TO CARROT TOP, GAH!!!
Don't worry everypony, we'll figure out what's going on. We just need to get a handle on things.
Oh, I already know what's going on.
Everyone: YOU DO?!?????!?!?!?!?!?
Mhm! Mister Discord was here earlier apologizing to Miss Fluttershy. Said something about somehow having more cider than even he could handle and crossing over the Dream Realm with his Chaos Realm and the only way everypony was gonna be able to get out is if we all set buckball teams and play each other for some reason, which is all going to be determined by voting from these weird things he call 'moo-hams' in another dimension entirely that have little sausages where their hooves should be, and they all somehow know about all of this going on and are dictating these events as we speak. At least I think that's what he said.
Everyone:
Hey mommy, can I go play with the nice nuclear apocalypse pony? She said she could teach me how to blow a raider's head clean off from 200 yards away!
Go ahead, muffin.
Yay!!!
Well, this is certainly a pickle we're in, isn't it?
A pickle, dad? Try more like an existential crisis from Tartarus!!!
Now calm down, everypony. It seems pretty straightforward to me. All we have to do is help the moo-hams determine who the best ponies are for representing us in the buckball tournament, and as soon as everything's over with, we'll be out of here. Piece of cake.
Huh... ya know when you put it like that, this almost starts to make some kind of sense. Almost.
Thanks Miss Daring Do. For a fictional character, you sure are nice! I'm gonna have to start reading your books!
I agree with the pathetically puny pegasus!!! This tournament is our best chance to escape to the real world!
That sounds positively fabulous, darling (not to mention, deliciously wicked). With that said, I think it's obvious who should represent our little group.
Oh, so you're talking now, huh ladies? And who just might that be?
Heheheheheh, simple, the three godlike beings standing before you, of course! I, the great Daybreaker, this lovely creature called Nightmare Rarity, and the almighty Tantabus will easily crush any competition standing in our way!!! Even mere mortals such as yourselves should be able to understand that!
Yeah, I think I'll take a hard pass on that.
Same.
No kidding.
Y-y-yeah, what... what they said. Big... giant... scary ponies and nightmare monster thingy.
OK everypony, you know what to do! We gotta look out for each other and somehow find a way to get the best ponies possible as deep into this tournament as we can! And uh, hey, moo-hams? If you're actually real and are listening, we could really use your help getting the, ya know, good ponies further along in this thing. So if it's not too much trouble, we'd really appreciate if you gave us as many votes as possible and not, ya know, some of these terrifying monsters and villains and... weird cat ladies that seem to be stuck with us. LET'S DO THIS!
Seriously? This is really our plan? We're really going through with this, mom?
Yup! We sure are sweeti- oh wait, hang on, I knew I was forgetting something! If this is a dream and chaos realm, then I should be able to- AHA, GOT IT!
Got what?
My suit of course! Now I'm ready for anything. C'mon Amethyst, into the fray, FOR EQUESTRIA AND THE MUFFINS!!! HYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
WHERE IN THE HAY DID YOU FIND YOUR BATSUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNGLE, AND WHERE THE BUCK DID BANE COME FROM??????
Your mom's the Batmare?
Um... noooooooooooooo- wait, how has a fictional character heard of the Batmare?
Ummmmmmmmmmm... dream magic and chaos magic, I don't make the rules!
This is going to be the most surreal experience of my life, isn't it?
COME AT ME EVERYPONY! HAVE A TASTE OF JUSTICE, I GOT PLENTY FOR ALL OF YA!
GO GET 'EM HONEY, YOU GOT THIS! ALLONS Y!!!
Yes, yes it is...
Stay tuned for the ongoing adventures of the Hooves Family - Derpy Hooves, Doctor Whooves, Amethyst Star, and of course Dinky Doo, + Carrot Top... and a shitload of other ponies along with them, as they make their way through the whacky, wild, wonderful ride that will be the 2018 MLP Forums World Cup!!! Until next time, everypony, this is Batbrony signing off. I'M OFF!!! *cue dramatic exit*