Quiche Lorraine with roast parsnips, Russian salad, Red Leicestershire cheese & tomatoes...
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Later, defrosted reheated take-out chicken tikka massala with an onion bhaji, bread & marg, followed by mini apple & blackcurrant pies with ice cream.
"Do you know what pH is?"
"Oh yeah that's about whether something is acid or not?"
"No, it's the logarithm to base ten of the reciprocal of the hydrogen ion concentration of an aqueous solution"
"We can't do any experiments with these ones because they are poisonous, we can't do any experiments with these ones because they are highly explosive, and we can't do any experiments with these ones because they are radioactive."