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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    Let's see... I can't stand bias, especially in the media. It is the job of the media to give an unbiased account of a story. But instead, we get far left media outlets sweeping anything that goes against their viewpoints under the rug, and you get yellow journalism. I'll give you a great example: about two weeks ago a Pakistani man was shot and killed by israeli special forces for attempting to stab infidels. Of course, the media "forgot" to mention that the man was attempting to stab people and was killed in self defense. All they said was "Pakistani man shot and killed by Israeli forces." And everyone believed them and sympathized with the dead man. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
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    I have a buddy that everyone just refers to by his last name. I sometimes call him Totodile too because that's what he sounds like.
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    So, Gregg Allman just died.

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    One last ride, then it's night-night forever.

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       I took the HIIIIWAY TO NITE-NITE!!

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    With wreckless abandon.
  6. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    OP take a cookie. Someone needed to say it. And in the spirit of this thread...
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    Impatient people, you ready to be let down?

    Red Dead Redemption 2 has been delayed until spring 2018.

    You've just been let down.

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    I'm single because I got cheated on.
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    I read a few weird ones before. *cough* Get Some Young *cough*
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    Superman, Kirby, Bruce Lee, Amaterasu, Ganondorf (maybe), and One-Punch Man. Goku is very far from immortal whereas Superman is, well, himself, Kirby is the pink ball that has killed not just world destroyers but entire universe and dimension destroyers as well, Bruce Lee needs no explanation, Amaterasu is a God that can cut through diamond, slow time while retaining her own speed, and otherwise defeated the root of all evil, Ganondorf can only be killed by holy weapons or silver weapons, and is known to possess the power to destroy armies, and One-Punch Man's name explains it all.
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    State of Decay: Lifeline. For those who are fans of the 2013 zombie survival game State of Decay, being offered a new map, new story, new characters and new weapons in Lifeline was huge. And is it a good game? Yes it is! It's just lacking in some aspects, but it is by no means a bad game. My biggest problem was the map itself. Yes, they did make a new map for us, but of the entire map (which was a reasonably large city), you could only actually explore around 40% of it. Technically more, but 60% of the map is covered by this thing called the "Danger zone" (insert Kenny Loggins reference here). What happens there is, the zombie spawns increase dramatically, so you're dealing with endless spawns, and you are also much more likely to encounter multiple freak zombies, which have been known to rip the most talented player to shreds if you're caught with your pants down. There is no loot in the danger zones, no interiors to buildings, and no reason to spend more than two minutes in them. They are thinly disguised invisible walls constructed likely because the developers couldn't afford to make a full map. For something that promised a new map, this is especially troubling and a huge let down.
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    Very well written. Engaging and somber, but also very wise and clever. You should be proud of this one.
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    ReDeads terrified me as a kid. I was so scared of them that i would do whatever i could to avoid places that had them. They look kind of derpy now, but back in the late 90's? They looked so realistic. That combined with the noises they make, the fact that their bodies don't instantly vanish when you kill them, that they paralyze you and slowly approach you... brr. Dead Hands were runners up only because they were more uncommon, so you ran into them less. The fact that they grab you with those arms, pull your head up, and then that head of theirs slowly lowers towards your neck to bite it... Remind me: why was this rated E for Everyone?
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    I can't stand having long hair. It gets in the way.
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    The last thing I drank was the fear of my enemies. And then also some whiskey.
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    Crafty like a fox, hungry like the wolf.
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    Hey. What's goin' on?

    A. The Mesozoic Era

    B. The Cenozoic Era

    C. The Protozoic Era

    D. The Paleolithic Era

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      What? No Pre-Cambrian Era?

         ...Ageist!

       

        Haw! Gad that was terrible!

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      How dare you assume my era!!!

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    My thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Manchester. The more disgusting thing is there are those who are celebrating it. 

     

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Celebrating what? That there's a city called Manchester?

         ...I don't get no news.

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      At least 19 are dead and 50 are wounded after an apparent suicide bombing in Manchester.

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    What is the best name for an arsonist who also murders?

    I vote arsassin.

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    That's tough. I'm saying it's a tie between Dead Island and The Last of Us.
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    Can't afford a switch, so I don't care.
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    I shouldn't be surprised, honestly.
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    When I was in high school, we had pat downs, K-9 units sniffing out drugs, kids bringing knives to school, regular fights, our food sometimes came with bugs and used band aids cooked in, hate crimes, rampant MRSA infections, and we had bomb threats like every other week. I consider my old high school a correctional facility. Yeah, it was a straight up prison.
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    You ready to be let down?

    The Voyager probes are both expected to go quiet by 2020-2025. They are destined, perhaps eternally, to wander the milky way, never to transmit information again.

    You've just been let down.

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      The middle of the galaxy tastes like cherries. 

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       I hear that Voyager will just keep traveling unhindered for several more thousand years, picking up debris and stuff until it reaches the end of the universe... where it then gains sentience to come back to threaten mankind & all of existence!

        That'll be cool!

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Or it will get bored over time and rage quit the universe, i.e vanish

  25. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    Once upon a time cartoons used to. I remember Static Shock had an episode all about gun violence and school shootings. Another about homelessness, and their primary plot was about gang violence. Now cartoons are just fart jokes and brain drying. What happened?
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