Me: "Today, we're learning German Calculus."
Them: "Wait what? I don't know German or Calculus!"
Me: "Good! You're learning both at the same time. But first, here's your life vest, we're going to learn how to perform a 450 flip during blindfolded wind surfing lessons."
Them: *gets launched into the sky*
Terrible jokes aside, I have tutored people in the past and I think I could get them to graduate high school.