Lord Pretty Pie

That is a very odd concept. A+ for creativity and all that, but gory stories just aren't my thing.

I actually did see that bar and considered it as a possibility, but thanks for clarifying. As for the fanfiction... Don't suppose you could give me a link?

I couldn't have said it better myself.

How would one shoot such a gun?

This is a game I just found while randomly surfing the interwebs. Drawn entirely by a five year old girl. In a way, it is related to MLP, seeing as pictures on the site depict toys from the show, but other than perhaps her inspiration, there is no relation. Check it out! http://www.ponycorns.com/

Um.... Thank you?

For a boy, I really like the name William Robert. Sounds great, right? That is, until you notice it is "Billy Bob". As for a girl name, if I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her Sacomoponycam Hogglesmognazl. No need for an explanation there I think.

Using my keen sense of direction, I track Dirac Wright down. Upon finding him, I use the spinning dragon take-down that I learned from an aging kung-fu master to incapacitate him. Either that or I made the move up on the spot and I'm lucky it worked at all. Either way, I now have the cookie! "MINE!!!!" I shout as I flee the scene victorious.

Just the other day I was looking at this picture I found on the internet. The picture was a painting, and it carried a rather interesting message. It had many different colors on it. There was red, and blue, and orange, and green, and yellow, and purple, and black, and white, and brown, and teal and many variations and shads of each. Looking at the picture was like looking at the sole of the artist, The longer I stared the deeper into his or her sole I was draw, until I found myself completely absorbed by it. Looking around, I could still see all the colors, but they were now swirling around me, creating all sorts of interesting scenes... After you fall asleep from my long and pointless story, I take the cookie out on a date at a fancy restaurant, so I can get to know it better.

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I just have one note up front. Is the character a male or female? Because you said it was a "Mare" Which is a female, and you said "Filly" Which is a young female, yet you talked about the character using "He" And "His".

Welcome to the herd! It's always great to see more people wanting to better themselves, especially if the means of betterment is Ponies! Hope you like it here on the Forums, I know I do!