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One time I lied to my mom. Worst thing I've ever done. And it wasn't just a minor lie... A couple months ago, I was in Spanish class, and I was playing some game on my iPod Touch. The teacher caught me and she told me to put it away. The next day they sent me to the Dean's office and said I had a detention for having my "phone" out (teachers can't tell the difference between phones and iPod Touches). So then at home, I said, "Mom, I got a detention for having my phone out....but honestly, the teacher caught me when I was putting it away!! I wasn't texting or anything!" Total lie. My mom called the teacher, who was sure I was playing on my phone, and then she told me she was going to call the phone company to ask if I was texting or not...Then guilt won over and I told my mom everything that actually happened. She locked me in my room for two days without my iPod, phone, or any human contact besides with her, and even she wouldn't talk to me - she only brought me food. I was only able to leave to go to the bathroom. It kinda sucked. I'm a good liar, by the way, so I could have gotten away with it. I even looked her in the eyes with a straight face and lied to her face. So had I not felt horribly guilty about lying, I would've gotten away with it. But yeah, since then I don't lie as much. Only about minor things....like if my mom asks if I ate the last cookie I will say no. I did that last year!! It was horrible. My stepmom was sitting nearby and she completely ignored it XD I'm not mad at her though...I basically chugged a couple gallons of tap water after I tried it....Watching clouds of cinnamon fly around the kitchen was really cool though

Among more adorable fluttershy seaponies, I found more cuteness. Yes, I do realize only one is a seapony.

that art is good but doesn't capture the cuteness well.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart exploding. Hnng! So cute <3 ...I just had a thought...if sea pony pinkie pie is this cute...HOW CUTE IS SEA PONY FLUTTERSHY?!

Must. Befriend.

Haha, no, I meant I never look at the date on posts.

Woot! Thank you for the welcome~ How many of us fruit pastries are on this forum?

Really? I never ever look at the date. Ever.

But I don't caaaaare Also, I'm too lazy to look at the date~

I love Hercules, but 1. They got his name wrong in it, it's a movie about the Greek gods and his name should be Heracles 2. They got pretty much every Greek myth wrong. I'm not even sure why I like Hercules.

1. Vines - I even started a thread about them to ask how to get rid of my phobia (it ended up going away mostly when I talked to my friends about it, but I would still scream if I saw a vine). 2. Shots. Oh God. Last time I went to the doctor's for a physical I spent 10 minutes just pacing and crying because I did not want my tetanus shot. It didn't hurt, but I still HATE them and am scared to death of them. 3. Horror stories and movies. Not the actual story/movie, but what it includes: slenderman, bloody mary, etc...So many nights I've spent falling asleep with the light on that I've lost track. (4.) Centipedes/Millipedes. This isn't an actual fear, I'm just really disgusted by them.

I didn't make any of these....they're by Kagaya. Just google the word "Kagaya" and it will pop up. Most beautiful things ever. Seriously.

"Don't Wake Me Up" by Chris Brown. THERE'S SO MUCH DARN AUTOTUNE....I change the station whenever I hear it. It's like he wants to sound really bad....

nice poem.......~but it explains nothing~ well I mean it doesn't explain much.....except it kind of agrees with what I posted..? Kind of. A little.

Oh...um I would probably be scared of myself. I wouldn't date myself, no....I'm a very creepy person in reality 0-0 And isn't that like, some sick type of incest...?

Last time I thought about this, I contemplated killing myself, because really, what's the point of it all if we all die anyway? And we're so small, we don't impact the universe at all! We could even be not real; it doesn't matter, does it? Most likely there is another planet out there with intelligent life but I don't see us reaching it in my lifetime. So what's the point? Even someone like Adele or Gandhi or Martin Luther King or Marilyn Monroe...someone who's had a big impact on the world, only has a big impact on the WORLD. Nothing else. So what is the point of living? We should all just become selfish bitches/dicks and not care about anyone else. BECAUSE WHY DOES IT MATTER? Now that I've put it into perspective for you, enjoy the rest of your life as a useless being

I'd participate, but I'm a lady, and having hairy legs/armpits is not something I would particularly want. You guys have fun though...

As long as you like it, go ahead, but I don't recommend wearing female clothing in public. It would raise a lot of questions, especially from little kids and those who know you. Unless of course you look similar to Kurt Hummel from glee, then questions would likely not be raised.

everyone tells me my eyes are pure blue. When I look in the mirror they look grey. *Confusion* my dad says no one actually has an eye colour, that people's eyes LOOK like they have colour because of light reflecting...but how does everyone see blue and I see grey?! (I voted blue/blond hair).

Verrry nice. But...how is this your ponysona? I don't think you did any of what your ponysona did (I hope not), and I also hope you don't wear real-live dragon scales around your neck, and I also hope that this ponysona has at least SOME of your personality! A ponysona it the ponified version of you.

Okay. So. I like the art. A lot. I'm assuming she's listening to music (I am killing myself wondering what she's listening to). Things it would be good for you to fix: -the lines. They're a bit wobbly here and there, it looks like your hand was shaking... -the horn. it looks like it's on the side of her head, versus in the middle of her forehead. -the wrinkles in her cape/dress/whatever she's wearing (I'm not saying it's so bad I can't tell what it is, it's just that since the whole pony isn't visible, it's kind of impossible to tell either way). The thing looks like it just came out of the laundry - again, wobbly lines. It's not wrinkles in the places that it should be wrinkled. Things I like: -the ear. I know it's silly, but it's just so detailed -the face expression. you got it JUST RIGHT. I know you traced it and all, but really, if you messed it up at all, even the smallest details would make it not right. -the shading. Honestly? It's almost perfect. I LOVE when people take the time to shade things. -lots of other things that I can't put into words, but I know are there. Ok, well, I'm done here~ I hope you actually wanted a critique....it would be bad if you didn't (but it'd be YOUR fault for not saying so).

Oh MY GOD IT'S AMAZING!!!! But so...un-Fluttershy. I cannot imagine she would EVER wear that.... BUT STILL AMAZING! I don't even...I can't criticize this. Too good. ~Moving on~

Not the ones I know. The only person that I know that supports it is my lesbian friend. One of my straight friends actually thinks I'm lesbian because I support it. Not fun.