You had found a horse farm, full of "Pinkie" clones for sale. What do?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

All the Pinkies and Bubble Berries (males) exist in the farm only to survive, talk around, play, and breed. They are stripped of their powers (except their Pinkie sense), and they're all miserable, doing the same things (and raising their foals, if any; if not fighting over what little things they have) again and again.

 

If you buy one (or a couple or a few), how will you treat your "Pinkie"/"Bubble Berry" clone? As a pet, or as a companion?

 

Would you buy one, a couple (a male and female), or several (of the same gender)?

 

P. S. Never, ever, mention or show anything to do with "fun" or "partying" within the farm: you can do it at home to put them to mood-lifting work, but in the farm, it will create an unpreceeded disaster!

[Malinter 3,064]

Such a place cannot exist, the multiverse cannot comprehend that many Pinkies and Berries.

 

Also, nothing exists that can strip tem of there pwers (short of some dreaded Nega-Pinkamina whcih would kill you instantly)

[PokeBolter 208]

If this was real I would buy a Berry and then give him his powers back so he would become incredibly fun again.

[Scootalove 10,684]

I would buy a couple of them, then sell the rest to the Pinkie Pie fans. Both of them can be my companions, since they can still be treated fairly.

[Moved to Elsewhere 11,329]

I would buy one of them to keep as my very best friend. I would hug her and squeeze her and love her.

[Silver Letter 1,830]

I would take a Pinkie Pie home and we have lots of parties.

[Tetris 115]

Ill take a pinkie home and we'll have fun! Making pastries and stuffs.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

I'd buy a Pinkie Pie. Because, why not? 

[Spagem 505]

Yeah, why not? I'm not into pets, but this would be an exception. 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I'd buy 2 pinkies. Take them home and make them companions. Lots of parties all the time, and staying up late, and cuddles as we watch scary videos.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then just for fun, I go back to the farm and mention parties there.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

I would buy all the Pinkies and show them the way of the pony they were clones after...

 

God help the universe.

[88888888888888888888 129]

I would buy all the Pinkies and show them the way of the pony they were clones after...

 

God help the universe.

 

Remember. They are wild Pinkies.

 

A riot will begin!

A uproar will start!

The era of the Capitol will cease to exist!

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

Remember. They are wild Pinkies.

 

A riot will begin!

A uproar will start!

The era of the Capitol will cease to exist!

Then their is only one response....

 

 

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I'd buy a Pinkie and help her to be fun again.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

A farm full of Pinkie Pies? *Faints from the idea*

 

I would actually buy at least 10 Pinkie Pies and 1 Bubble Berry, give a Pinkie Pie to my young cousin and my friends, but I would keep three Pinkie Pies. One to breed with the 1 Bubble Berry and the other two...well to keep as my personal guards. I wouldn't have any other use for them, but I guess that if I get bored I could actually play with them for a little while whenever I don't feel like playing games or watching television. Now this is not your everyday household pet...this is Pinkie Pie. If I were to play with the Pinkies and Bubble Berry, I will have to make sure that they stay happy. Because a sad Pinkie Pie and Bubble Berry can make things go bad. To see Pinkie Pie sad, it will be like taking a punch to the gut...it's gonna hurt.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

I would definitely want to take a Pinkie Pie home with me.  But we would come back to visit the farm sometimes.

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

It's simple, really. I would grind them up, turn them into a liquid, evaporate the fluids until I have nothing but dust and crumbs, get a cotton candy machine, and start whipping up some to feed alllll the kids in Africa.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

It's simple, really. I would grind them up, turn them into a liquid, evaporate the fluids until I have nothing but dust and crumbs, get a cotton candy machine, and start whipping up some to feed alllll the kids in Africa.

 

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You're banned from buying Pinkie's sir!  :okiedokielokie:

 

 

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

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You're banned from buying Pinkie's sir! :okiedokielokie:

 

 

No need to if I already turned all of them into nice, fluffy, and tasty cotton candy. Edited June 20, 2014 by TheDarkMysteryMan

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

No need to if I already turned all of them onto nice, fluffy, and tasty cotton candy.

 

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Time to pull out the transmutation circle then. :okiedokielokie:

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Well...what if I had a barn full or RARITYS?

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,838]

@@TheDarkMysteryMan,are you selling the Rarity's? I could use a few for...experimentation..

 

Edited June 20, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Too late...

 

Already went ahead.

 

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

I like how TheDarkMysteryMan's avatar is disgusted with his own posts.

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

I don't see it as irony.

 

I see it just being disgusted of something within the vicinity of her. Perhaps a rotten fish of some sort