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How many of us have ever been in this situation?

 

Your parent/friend/sibling/boyfirend/girlfriend/etc. walk in on you watching an episode, or looking at merch, or doing some other pony related activity?

 

What have you told them in that split second before they had a chance to react?

 

Share your 'one-liner-explanations'

 

 

"Don't complain, it's not like I'm watching porn." - Said to my father when he walked in, about half an hour after a long, embarrasing, pointless and uneccessary discussion on the topic.

 

"Cant talk now, watching ponies while shooting nazis." - Said to my best friend while simultaneously listening to a PMV and playing Red Orchestra 2 at the same time. (I have a dual monitor setup)

 

"Coming from the person who has pokemon posters covering the walls of his room." - Said to a friend after they had yelled 'WTF' after walking in on me just after the previous friend.

 

The latter occurences happened just after each other. It was an all-nighter LAN party at my house and, being an early riser, I had woken up before everyone else and started watching ponies and playing mroe videogames.

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"Yes, yes I watch ponies. What do you care?"

 

Is mostly my sentence because I care not what others think of it. I watch my ponies and if they don't like it then they can simply go buck themselves. Sorry about the language.

 

I have no shame.

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You only need these three tried and true words...

 

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I never needed them though. Nobody thinks it's wrong for me to like ponies!

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"Yeah...and your point?", which is also usually my typical response when someone questions why i like anything.


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My brother was the first one to walk in on me (before I stopped caring who learned about it), and he gave me this look, then this look, and I just sat there for a second then replied...

 

*cue awkward laugh* "Ponies man!"

 

He then proceeded to stomp off after saying a few choice words! XD

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You guys and your philosophical/fearless responses :P I for one just blamed 4chan when my friends accidentally saw a post I made about MLP and went "ponies, wut?"

 


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My "friend" told a whole bunch of people I watched My Little Pony.

Them: "Wow, you watch a little girls show?"

Me: "Wow, you watch Jersey Shore?"

Them: "..."


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Them: LOL YOURE GAY YOU WATCH MY LITTLE PONY.

Me: After intensive research I have come to the conclusion that motion pictures do not have the attributes needed to change ones sexual orientation, thus my prefrences on a tv show does not make me a homosexual.

Them: SAY WORDS I CAN UNDERSTAND (They seriously bucking said that)

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"Come at me bro"

 

"Better than all the other s*** you watch that you call entertainment"

 

"You jelly"

 

"....okie dokie lokie...."

 

 

(I say this one a lot and it applies to pretty much anything)

Other: Haha you watch a girl's show

 

Me: Oh no, I guess now I will change the errors of my ways now that a complete stranger has told me something I find entertainment and joy in is supposed to be shameful, thank you.

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