Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

@Werdowp a'ight what a coincidence I now have my alarm clock to me left !!

[Duality 10,738]

Fatal $50 note papercut. Call me a highbrow murderer.

Edited April 18, 2017 by Duality

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Gonna kick you with a lamp, imma bring you light motherfffff-filly, I mean filly.

[Maple Bat 3,568]

WII U TABLET ATTACK!!!!

[Messy Mane 9,006]

an applejack plush....classic *evil laugh* C:<

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Ps3 controller. You better die cuz I only got one and I need it.

[Catsle 604]

We can kill him, we have the technology (beats to death with phone) 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

My iPhone 6...

[Kalani. 140]

*hits you over the head with a pillow*

This is gonna take a while

[Hierok 11,829]

I'm like the joker. I can also make pencils disappear.

[MxFlix 155]

To my left, eh? Uhm... *uses headphones to blast your ears out*

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Toilet paper as I'm sitting on the toilet right now. I wipe and then force the used toilet paper into your mouth. It probably poisoned you but I could also rip the roll holder bar out of the wall and stab you with it. DOBBLE DEATH COMBO!!!

[Hierok 11,829]

1 hour ago, MisterFlix said:

To my left, eh? Uhm... *uses headphones to blast your ears out*

Not my ears.

But since I throw my brother at you, you will be deaf too. He talks like a lot.

[Zachary 5,517]

The Air Hockey? I can't do that, What if it Breaks?

[Messy Mane 9,006]

a tablet.......

[Hierok 11,829]

My pizza is ver, very strong.

[Sina 185]

Prepare to get clubbed to death by an empty water bottle!

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

I shall slay you with my horribly terrible planning that is captured in my agenda!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,427]

Get owned by this:  half-full of too sweet juice. :3

[Summer Breeze 2,522]

take this! 

my favorite plushy! he'll cuddle you to death!

[DJ Wolfe 5,310]

I'm gonna turn you off with my remote control!

[Kings&Hooves14 616]

Stabbity! Stabbity! I stab you with my pen! 

It's out of ink, of course--I wouldn't waste a perfectly good pen on murder!

[Sina 185]

*throws my cat at you*
She just happened to pass by  

[Hierok 11,829]

Throws my Donald Duck at you. He is so unlucky that he traps you inside his comic.

Edited May 1, 2017 by Hierok

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Tissue box. Work your magic.

Edited May 15, 2017 by BoredAnimeGif