Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[JonasDarkmane 19,787]

I kill you with a candle holder

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a tube of lip balm.

[Clod 8,294]

I kill you with my new MLP cup.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Wow, killed by a car door

[Grepper 3,192]

*Runs you over with a forklift*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A book called Om-kas-toe again. Someone ought to put that away.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you on the head with a large Maglite flashlight.

[Star Racer 198]

A coffee mug.

[Grepper 3,192]

I bash you with a steel-toe boot.

[Star Racer 198]

Two pairs of pants that look like photocopies of each other.

[Grepper 3,192]

I uproot a tree and smash it into your forehead.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I flash you to death whit my camera >:3

[Grepper 3,192]

I pick up a piano and throw it on top of you.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I pick up a piano and throw it on top of you.

Auch, that hurt! I shall punish you by trowing a movie!!!

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you with a toothbrush.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Hurt!!!! I will trow some tea!!!!

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

draw go!!!

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

I'll stab you with a USB stick...

 

that probably wouldn't hurt that much..

[Grepper 3,192]

I use a hacksaw on you.

[Guest]

Ouch death by guitar amp 

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

Getting a couch to the face has got to hurt. :/

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw packing peanuts at you. That will be fatal for sure!

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

I hurl a 4GB SD card at you!

[1111 1,284]

A bottle of men's one a day vitamin supplements ah ha take 10,000x you're daily  vitamins. 

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

I'll stab you with my house keys!