Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

A pillow... It's always the darn pillow, ugh, just give me something else to work with for once!...................*Grumbling*, Fine, I'll smother him with a pillow...

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

oh wonderful... last time I played this game was at my old house... and I'm killing Bradley of all people.... well I will kill you with my sleeping sister... but make sure you die quietly she's got school in the morning...

[Grepper 3,192]

A small plastic bag that formerly held washers.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Smashing with my.. phone? xD <3

[Grepper 3,192]

I slug you with the computer bag that normally holds the laptop I'm typing this on.

[Yoshikupo 302]

my 3Ds awwww...I wanted to keep that

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

With my left hand! XP  

With my left hand! XP  

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

A backpack? ... This might take a while

[Guest]

A door.

 

*Puts up "Place head in between door frame for free food" sign*

 

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

An element.(Ya know, those metal things that radiate warmth)

 

...*Puts hands on either side of the legend, and proceeds to pull, hard, while grunting*...*Puts feet on wall to help with pushing, grunting even harder through all the strain*... I give up. *Grabs yer head and smashes you against the element.*... Mission accomplished.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you on the head with an Egyptian history book.

[SCS 7,537]

mixtape?

 

nah fam, my mixtape doesn't kill

 

my mixtape conquers

[Troblems 5,617]

Death by PS Vita. Not a bad way to go, if you ask me.

[Magic Note 2,748]

Death by a cell phone. Ouch, that's a harsh way to go.

[Jokuc 8,173]

*kills Kelldrick with a painting*

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

This is my evil black car, I run you over with it.

 

[Moonlit_Night 223]

I drown you with root beer...

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

Death by cardboard box from Amazon. 

[Chilla 22]

*Throws iPhone at their head* Well that just won't do anything.

[Troblems 5,617]

Smothered by stuffed animal Eeyore.

[-Octavia- 1,176]

A pillow? I had hoped for something less cliché.

[Kiri 7,289]

My orchids are to the left...Uhh, I don't think they're poisonous so..I don't know how I'd kill you with them? But regardless, you have somehow been killed by my orchids.

Edited September 28, 2015 by Quartz Aegis

[Prop 34]

I'll unscrew the cap of my Dr. Pepper and have you choke on it to death.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Finally, this old backpack gets to see some action!.. Too bad it's literally falling apart.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

prepare to die because i have a book and i will drown you in knowledge!!!