Suddently....YOU ARE AN ALICORN!

[Cloby604 87]

You are in ponyville like any other pony....and suddently you become an alicorn.

 

CONCRATULATIONS!!

 

Now...as a princess representing the element of.....UUmmm let's say..... You represent the element of pies....

 

What are you going to do first?

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Give free Pie's to the ponies of Equestria...free Pinkie Pie's!

 

 

Free Pinkie Pie's For Everyone!

Edited July 17, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Continue being...ugh...you had to put the condition...continue making delicious pies. 

[PoisonClaw 8,165]

Can it be cake instead? I don't much care for pies (both the food and Pinkie varieties). 

 

If not, then I'd just start throwing cream pies in the faces of whomever I come across and see how long it takes for the townsfolk to get sick of it and drive me out of town. 

Edited July 17, 2014 by PoisonClaw

[Cloby604 87]

Can it be cake instead? I don't much care for pies (both the food and Pinkie varieties). 

 

If not, then I'd just start throwing cream pies in the faces of however I come across and see how long it takes for the townsfolk to get sick of it and drive me out of town. 

 

But ofcorse! From now on!By the power of.....umm......... YOU NOW BECOME THE PRINCESS OF CAKES!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Wait, so I have been demoted? Just great.

 

All the pies for me.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Well, now that I am a cute cartoon pony, I am going to need some time alone.

Quite a large amount of time alone.

 

 

 

After that I shall begin building the iron pie empire, and with industrailized warfare, begin to take all of Equestria.

[Hovershy 3,814]

If I was an alicorn, I would smile and wave because that's probably what Celestia would have me do

 

[\/ 651]

I become the alicorn of everything (not bagels) and then

She's back from season 4 controversy and is here to haunt your nightmares.

Edited July 18, 2014 by V .

[flutterdango117 154]

hmm you mean my pony persona Mary Drawer?  if i became one i would give the pies to as many ponies who need it, always smile and talk to ponies who needs a shoulder to cry on

[Monotone 101]

I would throw pies at the faces of innocent ponies in frustration of representing a new and useless element, then pleasure myself uncontrollably 

[\/ 651]

Nobody commented on Oprah. She is angry. Alicorn Oprah will kill you all.

[Espurr 449]

FREE PIES FOR EVERYONE! Ahh. Then I will sit back and play video games while eating a slice of apple pie.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

get my wings surgically removed and become a Unicorn again but I will be Immortal 

Give free Pie's to the ponies of Equestria...free Pinkie Pie's!

 

 

Free Pinkie's For Everyone!

yay (purposely grabs Pinkamena-Pills) your coming with me mate

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

i'm gonna fly first, then eat pies all day.

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

Wind Chaser the alicorn, I'd market that into the ground.

 

The alicorn t-shirt, the alicorn backpack, the alicorn action figure, the alicorn missile launcher...

 

Kids are going to love that last one.

 

I'd be the Prince of Getting An Undeserved Promotion For No Reason At All.

[~Sylveon~ 188]

Meet the mane six and hopefully become friends.

[Luna 831 466]

Meet the mane six give pie to my wife luna give Candace pie give celestial a lot of banna pie so she can have diarrhea for what she did to my wife luna.

Edited July 17, 2014 by luna831

[Lightning-flickr 214]

Get my minions to build me a giant dart bored so I can play darts using twilight, Cadance, Celestia, Luna and myself 

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Not completely sure how that would work out, tough...

[LightningMana 146]

*prances about with a cutie mark pie with pies stuck on my horn while stomping in pies*

 

PIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS SHALL CONSUME ALL

 

 

 

....because the cake is a lie~ o3o

Edited July 18, 2014 by LightningMana

[crisahys 149]

I would make Chocolate Pies for everypony! Just get Discord to keep the chocolate rain going in those collecting pods in the field. 

 

[Live Forever 316]

Wait, could I be Twilight then?

"Hey, Pinkie, could you tell the others I will be... on vacation to... Canterlot for a week?"

"Where in Canterlot?"

"It doesn't matter! Goodbye!"

"But Twilight! What about this creepy dude typing out what we say?"

"Oh, crap. They're on to me! Gotta run!"

"Twilight? Ah, well! (hums Smile Smile Smile)"

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Excuse me, I refuse to be the Princess of Pies! It's Princess of Mathematics or nothing!

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

OwO