Annoying Questions

[Gingerpotato 889]

I've just been thinking over a few questions that really get on my nerves and I wanted to see if you guys had any that annoyed you. Here is my list at the moment:

 

1) What if Zelda was a girl?

 

All.Of.My.Rage. Its fine if someone says it as a joke to make others laugh but honestly if I heard someone say this with complete honesty, I think my little nerd heart would die.

 

2) Are you alright?

 

Used in the completely obvious times when you are certainly not alright. For example, when I was a little lad I fell over on the playground. I cut my knees up pretty badly and there was blood all over the tarmac. It was then that someone asked me if "I was alright". I'm 8 years old, on the floor, blood pooling around me with tears in my eyes. Of course I'm not bloody alright.

 

3) What do you want to be when you get older?

 

I don't like this question at all. To me, it seems as if as soon as you answer this, you sell yourself towards that specific goal. If I were to answer with "Scientist" as a teenager and the person were to come visit me in 5 years and find out that I work in Mcdonald's I'm sure they'd be disappointed. I don't like specifying exactly what I want to do in life because that almost puts you on a one way system without any more options. My opinion though.

 

So, what about you guys?

[Dany Heatley 160]

1 question that I will hate and always have to to answer...

 

How tall are you? answer: I dunno

whoa you are so tall!

Why are you so tall? answer: I have no idea

Are your parents tall? answer: nope

 

 

 

 

Trust me, this is the most annoying question anyone can ask you ever...

[Discordian 6,015]

I hate "How are you today?"

 

Mainly because I'm mostly in a very complacent mood and I never know how to answer it. I can't say good when I'm not particularly good or bad when I'm not particularly bad. Sometimes I'll just say "good" for the hell of it but another reason that question annoys me is because no one ever waits for an answer. They say it as such a robotic statement that they don't even think about the answer and just walk away. Generally this means they don't hear or care what I said and when I say "how about you?" they don't hear me because they are already gone. Annoys the living **** out of me when they do that.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Whenever I'm asked how I'm doing, I actually tell them. Then, they either have to listen, or they can walk away and feel like a dick.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I don't have any questions that annoy me, but whenever someone who asks a question and doesn't pay attention to the answer, that annoys me.

[Vicke 3,189]

When i get old, i'd like to be a tree.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Here's a few.

 

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" - Haaaaaaaaagh... the classic irritating question.

"Where are you from? The middle east?" - Being called a white man during middle school, I take great offense questioning my ethnicity.

"You like Metal? How can you stand all of that screaming?" - Self explanitory.

"You mad?" - If I am mad, why the hell would you ask such a question? Dick.

[roomforapony 285]

"You like Metal? How can you stand all of that screaming?" - Self explanitory.

 

OH MY GOD THIS.

 

Or like, you'll tell someone you like, oh let's say, Nine Inch Nails or something and they'll be like "Oh aren't they screamo?"

[Slurpy 300]

I really hate when people ask me "why won't you talk to me?" when it's obvious I'm pissed off and want them to go away

[Anonymous~ 591]

It really annoys me when people ask me the following: "Why are you so silent?". I always respond to them:"Why are you afraid of the silence?", which makes them puzzled and they never respond to me. Still, it is really annoying. ._.

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

2) Are you alright?

 

That actually pisses me off to no end as well.

[Warbalist 133]

"What's wrong?"

 

Why are you assuming something's wrong? You know what? You're wrong! GTFO!

[Fluttershy4life 150]

When I'm upset I don't talk much because I begin to cry if I do and I hate it when people say "Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?" 50 billion times -.-

That or when people say "Hey remember when......?" and they mention something REALLY embarrassing or upsetting.

Or when people say "hey whatever happened to you and...?" That is the worst!

[PaganPony 92]

Oh my god! The "Are you alright?" question is a big one for me. I guess I must ALWAYS have a pissy face or something, but I'll just be minding my business, reading or drawing or something, and three people will come up and ask me that wretched horrible question.

It's gotten to the point where I don't even care if their intentions are good anymore, it's just annoying.

 

Also "Can you teach me how to draw like that?" Or "How do you draw like that?"... how do they expect me to explain that? Practice constantly. There. I've taught you.

 

In a snobby tone, "Why do you like to read?"... why do you like to be a drooling moron?

 

 

 

Oh, I'm a horrible person.

I accept that. *cough*

[Mephala 2,633]

I hate when people are forcefully cheerful around you and try to be polite and ask questions when you know they'd rather be anywhere else. It annoys me to no end when people bull5hit me.

Oh my god! The "Are you alright?" question is a big one for me. I guess I must ALWAYS have a pissy face or something, but I'll just be minding my business, reading or drawing or something, and three people will come up and ask me that wretched horrible question.

It's gotten to the point where I don't even care if their intentions are good anymore, it's just annoying.

 

Also "Can you teach me how to draw like that?" Or "How do you draw like that?"... how do they expect me to explain that? Practice constantly. There. I've taught you.

 

In a snobby tone, "Why do you like to read?"... why do you like to be a drooling moron?

 

 

 

Oh, I'm a horrible person.

I accept that. *cough*

 

I can't draw so I don't get the second one, but THE LAST ONE. Argh!

I also get "Why do you play video games? You're a girl!" a lot. Most of those people are now in an asylum or a hospital.

Edited March 29, 2012 by PinkieDaShy

[Page.Turner 940]

"Are you alright?" yes "Are you sure" ...yes... "OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME!?" Yes.

 

Or, when people ask or try to lecture me about my life/money/work/school/etc.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

"What are you giving up for Lent?" Nothing.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?" Yeah, like everyone else.

"Do you, like, celebrate Hanukkah?" No. Despite the fact that the rest of my family is Jewish, I'm not.

"Do you go to synagogue?" WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A JEW?

"Do you know about Jesus Christ?" NO. TELL ME MORE.

"Isn't Socialism bad?" (and variations of this question) I don't even know how to answer this.

"If you're not Christian/religious how do you have morals?" I don't. Duh.

"What's it like being an atheist?" My head gets itchy every couple of minutes and I'm overly self-conscious when I'm on my meds.

"Why do you hate God?" Why do you hate leprechauns?

[Strafe 594]

The game where you ask a question then constantly ask why after every answer is really annoying.

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

Generally specific questions don't bug me. But when there's a non-stop stream of them, THAT'S when i get annoyed. (Depending on my mood of course. I usually don't like to answer tons of questions though, especially if i'm trying to do something).

[TOMahwk 351]

I hate being asked

 

"Do you want this?"

 

Well, I'm not the kind of person to really want things, and if i do want it, I will go over and pick it up. It's fine if its only 1 time, but when people ask 3 or 4 or 20 times, it annoys me.

 

Also "How was work today?"

 

I clean tables and set silverware on them. For hours at a time. It's boring.

Edited March 29, 2012 by TOMahwk

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

"How's was school today?" - Dude, its the same thing every day. Sheer and utter crap that bores the living Jesus out of me. The onlything good about school is all the silly people I get to hang out with. Last year was the only year I could describe as actually fun to go to school. That was when everybody acted like Peter Griffin and I was the Pinkie Pie of 7th grade, and you know what that means...

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

"What are you doing?"

 

I don't know, WHAT THE FREAKING HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?!? This is especially annoying because my siblings constantly ask me this question when what I'm doing is either none of their business or could be easily figured out from a two second look in my general direction.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Why are you so good looking?

How come you're so charming?

Why can't I be like you?

 

Man I hate being constantly asked those questions.

[MrJK 399]

*Person #1 approaches Person #2 who is crying (Not me, i don't cry ^^)

 

*Person #1 asks "Are you ok?"

 

[NewCalamity 3,454]

- Are you gay?

- Why don't you talk?

- What is wrong with you?

 

They are my big three. Majority of which are asked at school, of course. Seems to be a lack of tolerance and enlightenment where I live, strange.