Ponifying Songs!

[Nightfall 3,950]

Got parts of songs that you can ponify? Post them here!

To the tune of "I'm Sexy and I Know It:"

 

I'm walking down the street, and this is what I see...

Everypony is a-looking at me...

I got some magic skills and I ain't afraid to show it...

I'm Twilight and you know it!

 

Stuff like that! Try it!

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

Chocolate Rain

Some stay dry while Pinkie Pie soaks her mane

Chocolate Rain

Better watch out when Twilight's insane

 

Chocolate Rain

Rarity is whining about her wet mane still

Chocolate Rain

Though Rainbow is drenched, she just stays chill

 

Chocolate Rain

Hits you like Applejack's buck

Chocolate Rain

Say what you want, but Fluttershy doesn't give a flying... feather

[Xanthous 44]

Sitting on a desk chair --

drawing Sweetie Belle with bad intent.

Drool is running down his mouth --

dirty mind and great talent.

oh megasweet

 

Aqualung needs to be ponified.

[Waplon 14]

When I was a young boy,

Said put away those young boy ways

Now that I'm getting older, so much older

I long for all those young boy days

With a show like this

With a show like this

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, baby

I'm a brony

Haters gonna hate, 'cause

 

The herd's so good

I wanna know why the herd's so good

Love and tolerate like we should

Because the herd's so good

 

Ponified Mellencamp for the win.

Edited April 21, 2012 by Waplon

[Szmeszek 29]

It's fun to stay at the:

EEE-QUES-TRI-AH!

It's fun to stay at the:

EEE-QUES-TRI-AH!

They have everything, for Bronies to enjoy,

You can hang out with all the Bro's!

It's fun to stay at the:

EEE-QUES-TRI-AH!

It's fun to stay at the:

EEE-QUES-TRI-AH-AH!

You can pet ponies' manes,

You can stay here for days,

You can do whatever you feel!

 

I have lots of ideas, but short time... I'll maybe write another one in about hour

[Guest]

I wrote one of my own to the tune of

:

 

If you're going to Equestria

Be sure to show love and tolerance there

 

If you're going to Equestria

You're gonna meet some gentle ponies there

 

For those who come to Equestria

All the time will be kindness to share

 

In the land

of Equestria

 

Gentle ponies

who all love and care

 

All across the nation

A new pony sensation

Bronies in motion

 

There's a whole Brony nation

With a new explanation

 

Bronies in motion

Bronies in motion

 

For those who come to Equestria

Be sure to show love and tolerance there

 

If you come to Equestria

All the time will be kindness there

 

If you come to Equestria

All the time will be kindness there

 

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Another one was a joint work with Hinochi and Vex3d to the song "Mrs. Robinson":

 

And here's to you, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Tia loves you more than you will know (woah woah woah)

Luna bless you please, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Equestria holds a place for those who smile

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

 

We'd like to know a little bit about you and your smiles

We'd like to help you make all of your cakes

Look around you, all you see are great, big, smiling eyes

Trot around the grounds until you feel at home

 

And here's to you, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Tia loves you more than you will know (woah woah woah)

Luna bless you please, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Equestria holds a place for those who smile

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

 

Whenever you go someplace your kindness always shows

Come down to the party with your cupcakes

It's a secret recipe, with trademark pinkie flair

Most of all you've got to hide it from the Cakes

 

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Tia loves you more than you will know (woah woah woah)

Luna bless you please, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

Equestria holds a place for those who smile

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

 

Singing your smile song on a sunny afternoon.

Going to the party, don't be late

Laugh about it, smile about it

When they've got the blues

You're always there to bring good news

 

Where have you gone, Pinkamena Pie

Ponyville turns sad eyes onto you (woo woo woo)

What's that you say, Mrs. Pinkie Pie

We know your smile will never go away

(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Edited April 21, 2012 by Guest

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

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[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Buck tha Royal Guards comin straight from the underground

A young filly got it bad cuz i'm blank

And no cutie mark so guards think

They have the authority to joke about the CMC

 

Buck that s**t cuz I aint the one

For a punk motherbucker with a horn and some wings

To be teased, and sent to the moon

WE can go hoof to hoof in the middle of a class

 

 

I'm good at this!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,284]

How about a REAL pony song?

 

[Grtxkkyz 387]

Discord:Be Prepared

 

I never thought hellhounds essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

 

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

 

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

 

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

 

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

 

Yeah,be prepared.We'll be prepared.Um,for what???

For the death of the Princess!!!

Why,is she sick???

No fool,we're going to kill her.And Twilight too

Great idea!!!Who needs a ruler???!!!

No rule,No rule,lalala!!!

Idiots!!!There will be a ruler

But you said uh

I will be king.Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!!!

YAAY!!!Alright,Long live the king!!!

Long live the king,Long live the king!!!

 

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all-time adored

 

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

 

So prepare for the coup of the century

(Oooh!)

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

(Oooh... La! La! La!)

Meticulous planning

(We'll have food!)

Tenacity spanning

(Lots of food)

Decades of denial

(We repeat)

Is simply why I'll

(Endless meat)

Be king undisputed

(Aaaaaaah...)

Respected, saluted

(...aaaaaaah...)

And seen for the wonder I am

(...aaaaaaah!)

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

Be prepared!

 

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -

Be prepared!

Edited April 28, 2012 by Dino-Mario

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

Rainbow Dashie

 

High in the clouds,

She's co-coming out,

Got her dash on, it's true

Need that picture of her

 

It's so magical

She'd be so fantastical

 

Feathers and wings

A tad glamorous

Not sure what it means

But this photo of her

 

It don't have a price

Ready for those dashing heights

Cause you know that baby, I

 

I'm a Dashie fan,

I'll follow her until she loves me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

Baby there's no other pegasus

You know that it'll be

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

Promise I'll be kind,

But I won't stop

until that pony's mine

 

Rainbow, you'll be famous

Chase you down until you love me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

I'll see you whirl,

Backstage at your show

Velvet ropes and guitars

Yeah, cause you know I'm starting

 

Between the flights

Eye candy and the rest

 

Sonic rainboom,

Rainbow dance in return

My lashes are dry

Happy tears I cry

 

It don't have a price

Loving you is cherry pie,

Cause you know that baby, I

 

 

I'm a Dashie fan,

I'll follow her until she loves me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

 

Baby there's no other pegasus

You know that it'll be

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

Promise I'll be kind,

But I won't stop

until that pony's mine

 

Rainbow, you'll be famous

Chase you down until you love me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

(Real good)

We're flying in the lightning

(Stop, stop)

That cloud in the far sky

 

(Don't stop)

for anyone

we're tired

but we'll still have fun!

 

 

I'm a Dashie fan,

I'll follow her until she loves me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

 

Baby there's no other pegasus

You know that it'll be

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

 

Promise I'll be kind,

But I won't stop

until that pony's mine

 

Rainbow, you'll be famous

Chase you down until you love me

Rainbow, Rainbow Dashie

[Squeaker 89]

Doing these are MY PASSION. I might put some up later, I wanna try to sing them first.

 

SPOILER ALERT: I sing like a possessed potato.

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

*to the tune of Billy Ocean's "Caribbean Queen"*

 

Equestrian Queen,

Now we're sharing the same dream,

With our hooves that beat as one

No more love on the one

[Grtxkkyz 387]

Be Prepared (Queen Chrysalis)

 

I never thought my changelings essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

 

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

 

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

 

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

 

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

 

Yeah,be prepared.We'll be prepared.Um,for what???

For the death of the Princess!!!

Why,is she sick???

No fool,we're going to kill her.And Twilight too

Great idea!!!Who needs a ruler???!!!

No rule,No rule,lalala!!!

Idiots!!!There will be a queen

But you said uh

I will be queen.Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!!!

YAAY!!!Alright,Long live the queen!!!

Long live the queen,Long live the queen!!!

 

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a queen who'll be all-time adored

 

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

 

So prepare for the coup of the century

(Oooh!)

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

(Oooh... La! La! La!)

Meticulous planning

(We'll have food!)

Tenacity spanning

(Lots of food)

Decades of denial

(We repeat)

Is simply why I'll

(Endless meat)

Be queen undisputed

(Aaaaaaah...)

Respected, saluted

(...aaaaaaah...)

And seen for the wonder I am

(...aaaaaaah!)

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)

Be prepared!

 

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared -

Be prepared!

[Waplon 14]

Here's one based on "Feeling Pinkie Keen". I won't tell you the original because it's really obvious.

Pinkie Sense

Very superstitious, Pinkie's twitching tail,

Very superstitious, anvil falls like hail,

Feels it in her shoulder, Gummy in the tub,

Twilight on the soapbox, you couldn't make this up

When you believe in things that you don't understand,

Then you suffer,

Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, ear-flop and knee-twitch,

Swarm of bees is coming, her nose has an itch,

Almost like a daydream, it's all going wrong,

Twilight won't believe it, but not for long

When you believe in things that you don't understand,

Then you suffer,

Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, nothing more to say,

Very superstitious, the doozy's on its way,

Fended off the hydra, Twilight Sparkle burns,

Still, she now accepts that, Pinkie Sense confirmed

When you believe in things that you don't understand,

Then you suffer,

Superstition ain't the way

Edited May 13, 2012 by Waplon

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

Doing these are MY PASSION. I might put some up later, I wanna try to sing them first.

 

SPOILER ALERT: I sing like a possessed potato.

 

Holy crap... POTATOES CAN SING?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

This is a story all about how

My life got twist-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

And sit right there

And tell you how I became the librarian of a town called Ponyville

 

In west Canterlot born and raised

In the study was where i spent most of my days

Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool

And reading some books inside of the library

When a Nightmare Moon

Who was up to no good

Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood

I figured out one little prophecy and Princess Celestia got scared

She said "My most faithful student, your movin to make some friends in Ponyville"

 

I whistled for a carriage

And when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the front

If anything i can say this carriage is rare

But i thought naw forget it I have to stop Nightmare Moon

 

I pulled up to the town about 7 or 8

And i yelled to the guards yo homes smell ya later

I looked at the town

I was finally there

To study the Elements as the librarian of Ponyville

[Aureity 3,055]

99 delicious muffins on the wall,

99 delicious muffins.

Derpy takes one down, drops it on the ground,

98 delicious muffins on the wall...

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I know it's a really really old thread, but I spent a lot of time on this.

Yes, there were other ponified song threads, but to be frank... this one seems to be the only one with many songs ponified with care.

 

I was listening to vinyl records in our home in Turkey, one being the Adventures in Utopia album. And the track Road to Utopia sounded particularly fitting for ponification, especially since it already had themes prominent in the show.

 

Thus, I give you

 

 

Road to Equestria

 

 

I flap my wings and then it happens again

I lose my way but I discover a friend

it's a typical day, on the road to Equestria

 

I trot along until my hooves are sore

I rest a minute then I trot some more

there's no time to delay, on the road to Equestria

 

and my destination is the Everfree

but I'm never far away from a library

 

it sparkles like Twi's mark

it's in my dreams with Luna

cause I've been all my life, on the road to Equestria

 

I will be there to share your tragedy

I know that you would do the same to me

it's a Pinkie promise, on the road to Equestria

 

when day is over and I'm trying to sleep

it comes so easy cause I'm not counting sheep

I am counting my friends, on the road to Equestria

 

and I may enter chaos again and again

but I'll reach that harmony in the end

 

discord, discord, discord growing all about

but if we stick together we can stick it out

 

will we ever find the loves we lost again

does this awesome journey ever have an end

 

and I know what I'm after

do I know what I'm after

guess I'll join in the laughter

on the road to Equestria

[DigitalRocket 185]

I've got 99 muffins because a filly ate one.

Edited January 27, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Spikey-Wikey 378]

Now if we're talking pony, you got a perfect one so let me draw it, swear it won't take too long, if you favourite it, you commish for life, on and on and on

 

From "Talking Body" by Tove-Lo.