staff Pithy title to announce new mods!

[Troblems 5,617]

So I'm not really sure why this didn't get an announcement, but since I haven't seen one, I figured I'd make it! Both @@11th Doctor Whooves and @ are now full, global moderators. You may or may not have already noticed this, since it's been a few days, but if you have any issues, go to them. They love questions. Lots of them. 

 

They both have their focus sections, Beyond Equestria and Show sections respectively, but they'll also now make my workload lighter. Congrats to them both!

[Passion 3,484]

They love questions. Lots of them.

 

What is the terminal velocity of a penny?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to witness the event, does it make any sound?

Are mermaids real?

How come that Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga was a president for 32 years?

If atoms are 99.999999999999% empty space then why don't things pass right through them?

How come that tribal Shamans, who never leave Amazonian rainforest and have next-to-none contacts with our civilization know literally EVERYTHING about Australia and their native citizens and traditions?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

 

...

 

I had to.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Pfft.

 

Back in my day, new mod threads had REAL titles with REAL humor.

 

The forum has died.

[Jeric 46,850]

Path and Whooves, you two ...

 

 

Seriously though, congrats to you both. You deserve it. Having you two as friends has been rewarding in an of itself, but having the pleasure of working beside you as colleagues for many months has made my time on staff an experience I can't properly express.

 

Here is to a long and successful journey ... toward our shared goal of driving Simon crazy!

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

Very much appreciated guys, and thank you so much for entrusting us with this honor and responsibility. I can only hope we fulfill it to the best of your expectations.

 

****couldn't think of a witty reply, boooooooo

[Magic Note 2,748]

Congratulations to both of you! I know both of you will do great jobs here.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Congrats to you both. Celebratory tea is in order...Earl Grey, hot. 

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Mesa honored to be taking on dissa heavy burden. Mesa accept this with muy, muy humility and, uh...dignitude.

 

 

Seriously though, I'll try not to let anyone down

[Troblems 5,617]

Mesa honored to be taking on dissa heavy burden. Mesa accept this with muy, muy humility and, uh...dignitude.

@@11th Doctor Whooves, has since been relieved of any responsibility for trying to talk like Jar Jar Binks. That is all. 

[Sir Hugsalot 9,294]

Congratulations to You both! Here is a banhammer, for both of You, forged just yesterday of souls harvested from dead internet trolls!

But seriously, good luck  

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Congratulations to You both! Here is a banhammer, for both of You, forged just yesterday of souls harvested from dead internet trolls!

But seriously, good luck

 

I would accept this hammer, but I was long ago given my own Weapon of Banness, the Ban Keyblade.  It was forged in the fires of the Chipmunk Fandom, and given to me by my first Admin.  It's seen me through my trials, and I won't be giving it up any time soon.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,294]

I would accept this hammer, but I was long ago given my own Weapon of Banness, the Ban Keyblade.  It was forged in the fires of the Chipmunk Fandom, and given to me by my first Admin.  It's seen me through my trials, and I won't be giving it up any time soon.

You can wield it as a backup weapon!

 

Do it for me... pleaseeeeee?  

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

You can wield it as a backup weapon!

 

Do it for me... pleaseeeeee?

 

I can't say no to a Rarity emoji.  Fine, I'll keep the hammer as a back up, but my Keyblade is my main Ban Weapon.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,294]

I can't say no to a Rarity emoji.  Fine, I'll keep the hammer as a back up, but my Keyblade is my main Ban Weapon.

Yayyy :3 

 

Put it to good use sometimes, please

 

*shows Lightwing* Here's Your testing subject :3

[Yellow Diamond 7,568]

In today's episode, Troblems covers for Spoon as he fails to make an announcement that he promised to post days ago.

 

We've got two awesome people who are now mods. What more is there to say? Give 'em their due congratulations!

[Simon 4,557]

 

 

So I'm not really sure why this didn't get an announcement, but since I haven't seen one, I figured I'd make it! Both @11th Doctor Whooves and @PathfinderCS are now full, global moderators. You may or may not have already noticed this, since it's been a few days, but if you have any issues, go to them. They love questions. Lots of them.    They both have their focus sections, Beyond Equestria and Show sections respectively, but they'll also now make my workload lighter. Congrats to them both!

 

That's the most pathetic announcement any of the mods have ever gotten </3  Luckily it was only Whooves and Path, nobody important. 

[mars 4,862]

Congrats, Path and Whooves~~ *hugs tightly*
You guys will definitely rock your new positions.

 

In today's episode, Troblems covers for Spoon as he fails to make an announcement that he promised to post days ago.

 

We've got two awesome people who are now mods. What more is there to say? Give 'em their due congratulations!

can we fire Spoon, or is that out of the question?

[Guest]

Congratulations to you both, especially my old FiM teammate Pathy...always knew you had it in you! <3 I'm sure you both will do a fantastic job in your new roles.

[Kivil 1,721]

Man, I want to become a mod.... I haven't been here for a while, but I would really like to be one. That is why I am posting so much

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

I already know that Pathfinder is doing a good job (I still remember that brohoof  :okiedokielokie:). 

 

I still wish the both of you good luck ^^

Man, I want to become a mod.... I haven't been here for a while, but I would really like to be one. That is why I am posting so much

:comeatus:

[professorsawyer 0]

Well done on getting mod you ponies!