remove p l e a s e ? 800 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 What's the difference between a truck filled with dead babies and a truck filled with bowling balls? You can't unload a truck filled with bowling balls with a pitchfork. 2 out of my swamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Arty 6,252 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 Hey @KrazyDashie, I merged your thread for bad jokes/puns with this one. If you haven't, please try running a search of existing threads before starting one. If you have, thanks for trying. ^^ Kyoshi made this ^^ Come join us on Equestria.tv on Fridays at 6 PM Eastern for our weekly movie nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightlegacy 172 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 I'm not sure what the benefits of living in Switzerland are, but the flag is a big plus. 2 These days, the world has a tendency of taking itself much too seriously. It is my intention to not follow suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasQ 1,376 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 *Rarity, on 25 Oct 2013 - 07:10 AM, said: Broseph said: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side". Believe it or not, it actually took me so long to fully understand this joke ("the other side" meaning "death"). Maybe someone already said this before but, that's not actually the point of that "joke". Next time you post the VSauce video to make your point, watch it to the end and make sure it doesn't actually invalidate your point He says at 3:33 the same possible explanation of this chicken joke as Broseph had given. As to the chicken joke being an anti-joke: I always thought it was not supposed to be a joke (even a bad one) directed to the audience – it was a joke on stand up comedians themselves. It was supposed to show how bad their jokes can be sometimes, to laugh of them by mocking their usual type of punchlines. So I'd rather call it a meta-joke: a joke about the jokers and their jokes. To support my point, recall that it was the favorite joke of Fozzy the Bear from "The Muppet Show", used in exactly that context: to mock stand up comedians. The best science anti-joke I heard, though, is in this very same VSauce video, starting from 7:00 ;J My best posts list Recent post: Language Exchange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Circuit 1,842 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. I've been getting more into writing fanfics, mainly MLP since it has such a deep pool of creativity to pull from. I'm good with character and story concepts, so if you need help with a fanfic or something feel free to Private message me But don't be hurt if I have to decline if I'm tapped out for a bit. Otherwise I'm fairly good at it just sometimes I have to let my mind subconsciously think of some ideas. OCs: Radiant Sentinel, Sulfur Flash Sentinel (FoE descendant of Radiant Sentinel) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJLeeTeam 914 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 Here's a really cheesy one. When I first watched Canterlot Wedding at the beginning when I heard Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, in my head I was thinking of Princess Miyamoto because it almost sounds like that. I was picturing Shigeru Miyamoto dressed as a princess . My blog post on Starting Fresh with MLP:FiM: https://mlpforums.com/blog/2076/entry-16988-im-starting-fresh-with-mlp-fim/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmik Vek 764 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 Yo mama so fat that her photo weighs 10 pounds tamereenshort.ca Former name(s): ExperimentalMLPguy, ObliveonBr0ny, ObliveonRapt0rBr0ny, ObliveonVortex Angelus Corruptus (My OC) My PMVs and YTPs channel 100+ Underrated Metal Bands in 100+ Days (Blog) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetolebob18 728 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 The "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke is usually used to set up other jokes. For instance Q. Why did the punk rocker cross the road? A. He had his lip safety pinned to the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WriterOnTheRun 25 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 I only do clean jokes. So Lisa said she used a special soap called hydrogenated tallow acid that made her skin smooth and I said,"Stupid Lisa! That's just lotion, you idiot!" Haha so funny right? My oc Alexandria:http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/alexandria-r8049 *Tap tap* This thing on? Oh yes this is WriterOnTheRun, if you need an editor I'm your mare! Also trying to get into musical fan work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sommar 1,289 March 26, 2015 Share March 26, 2015 What does Moses do to his tea? Hebrews it. Haha get it?...never mind. xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gernia 691 March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Have you ever had sex while camping? It's f*cking in tents. This is a wheely bad thread that should be locked and put on brake. I am barely getting my clutch on the good aspects of this car crash of a topic. I should put myself in 5th gear and wipe the windscreens with this place. XD We also need to stop making 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong. 2 Signature by Kyoshi Hymenoptera is the most superior order of insects. | I'm the best Street Fighter player ever... in my hometown. Rosalina's #1 fanboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,260 March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Daisy" "Daisy who?" "Daisy me rollin, they hatin...." Country and Rock fan | Car fan (especially police cars) | Weather Pony | YouTube | Twitter | DeviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Buy a car! Four wheels and some seats! $99 per month! Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender. ....God thats awful 7 ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177 March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender. ....God thats awful That made my night man.... Awesome XD 1 My peep is against bullying.... Are you? http://mlpforums.com/topic/117034-suggestion-anti-bullying-campaign/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSelect 36 March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 What's big, green and sits in a corner all day? The Incredible Sulk! ...What? Too much? I'm your friendly neighbourhood voice actor and singer! My Youtube Channel: Brian Random Latest Videos: Anthropology / Character Voice Reel 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainDoubloon 856 March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 I heard this joke on animaniacs that cracks me up for some reason. Perhaps it's the way Yakko said it: What's green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Probably Lee 197 March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 You asked for terrible jokes, what do muslims do during foreplay They pet the goat's chin. KILL IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyePierce 115 March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it me when he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieBelle 302 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Cards Against Humanity: The card said "What gives me uncontrollable gas?" "Poorly timed holocaust jokes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ember Gleam 167 March 30, 2015 Share March 30, 2015 Anyone ever had Ethopian food? don't worry neither have they =) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Bit 1,531 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Oh hey guys! I thought I might mention there's this new kind of broom that's just been released! you could say its...sweeping the nation who was the roundest knight of King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference ---< Fanfic Writer, Music Maker, Film Director and Voice Actor >--- Don't expect anything incredible though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradoxical 1,735 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 Sir Cumference I like that series, don't dis it! (Seriously, it's a great math series for kids) So AppleJack what's on your bucket list The North field, then the East. . . Bucket, not Buck it. Oh, well then there's the red one, the one in the well. . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Spark is King 331 March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 I got a few. Is google a boy or girl? Obviosly a girl beacuse she doesnt let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. Black people started wearing their pants low. White people called it Saggin, but whats Saggin' spelled backwards. Those tricky white people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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