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Hey @KrazyDashie, I merged your thread for bad jokes/puns with this one. If you haven't, please try running a search of existing threads before starting one. If you have, thanks for trying. ^^


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*Rarity, on 25 Oct 2013 - 07:10 AM, said:

 

 

Broseph said:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side".

Believe it or not, it actually took me so long to fully understand this joke ("the other side" meaning "death").

Maybe someone already said this before but, that's not actually the point of that "joke".

 

Next time you post the VSauce video to make your point, watch it to the end and make sure it doesn't actually invalidate your point ;) He says at 3:33 the same possible explanation of this chicken joke as Broseph had given.

 

As to the chicken joke being an anti-joke: I always thought it was not supposed to be a joke (even a bad one) directed to the audience – it was a joke on stand up comedians themselves. It was supposed to show how bad their jokes can be sometimes, to laugh of them by mocking their usual type of punchlines. So I'd rather call it a meta-joke: a joke about the jokers and their jokes. To support my point, recall that it was the favorite joke of Fozzy the Bear from "The Muppet Show", used in exactly that context: to mock stand up comedians.

 

The best science anti-joke I heard, though, is in this very same VSauce video, starting from 7:00 ;J

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.


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Here's a really cheesy one. When I first watched Canterlot Wedding at the beginning when I heard Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, in my head I was thinking of Princess Miyamoto because it almost sounds like that. I was picturing Shigeru Miyamoto dressed as a princess :lol: .

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." 

 

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" 

 

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." 

 

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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I only do clean jokes.

 

So Lisa said she used a special soap called hydrogenated tallow acid that made her skin smooth and I said,"Stupid Lisa! That's just lotion, you idiot!" Haha so funny right?


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Have you ever had sex while camping? It's f*cking in tents.

 

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This is a wheely bad thread that should be locked and put on brake. I am barely getting my clutch on the good aspects of this car crash of a topic. I should put myself in 5th gear and wipe the windscreens with this place. XD

 

 We also need to stop making 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

 

Because 7 was a registered six offender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

....God thats awful

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Oh hey guys! I thought I might mention there's this new kind of broom that's just been released!

 

you could say its...sweeping the nation  B)


who was the roundest knight of King Arthur's round table?

 

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Sir Cumference

 

I like that series, don't dis it!  (Seriously, it's a great math series for kids)

 

:o  So AppleJack what's on your bucket list

:huh: The North field, then the East. . .

:wacko: Bucket, not Buck it.

:wat:  Oh, well then there's the red one, the one in the well. . . .

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I got a few. Is google a boy or girl? Obviosly a girl beacuse she doesnt let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. Black people started wearing their pants low. White people called it Saggin, but whats Saggin' spelled backwards. Those tricky white people

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