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Duel accepted!

 

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*I then pull out a dagger made out of the same materials as the armor*

 

You go first.

*pulls out armor made of pure meteorite*

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*pulls out shadow bow*

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*pulls out quiver of Unholy arrows*

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*attaches Obsidian Shield to armor*

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*fires a volley of 6 arrows towards your unprotected areas*


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Parabolas. Quadratic equations. Ahahaha, I hate Algebra.

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*pulls out armor made of pure meteorite*

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*pulls out shadow bow*

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*pulls out quiver of Unholy arrows*

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*attaches Obsidian Shield to armor*

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*fires a volley of 6 arrows towards your unprotected areas*

*I crouch, missing most of the arrows, and then run, limping a few times, and while running, I call an artillery strike upon you.*

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*I raise my obsidian shield to the artillery strike, the missiles hitting the shield and exploding into fragments*

*I pull out a Small Shadow Blade*

*I rush forwards, jumping over you, and swing at your back multiple times*


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Parabolas. Quadratic equations. Ahahaha, I hate Algebra.

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*I raise my obsidian shield to the artillery strike, the missiles hitting the shield and exploding into fragments*

*I pull out a Small Shadow Blade*

*I rush forwards, jumping over you, and swing at your back multiple times*

 

*I am paralyzed and I lose the duel, but then a group of men that look like they're in a mafia run to you with their guns that have FMJ bullets from different sides and shoot at you multiple times*

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*I am paralyzed and I lose the duel, but then a group of men that look like they're in a mafia run to you with their guns that have FMJ bullets from different sides and shoot at you multiple times*

I challenge da loser!

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*Freezes time to explain that no one could heal themselves after being shot in the face, because losing function in the brain would cost someone the ability to even think about healing*

 

*Unfreezes time*


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*Freezes time to explain that no one could heal themselves after being shot in the face, because losing function in the brain would cost someone the ability to even think about healing*

 

*Unfreezes time*

*I create a living clone after I die to tell you that I shit on logic's mouth, and then I lick your eye*

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*I stop time, walk behind you, resume time, and punch you in the head and push you on the floor since I'm no longer locked by the chains of logic*

*The chains of science lock you up instead*

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