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[Zalgo 593]

 

*turns back into normal pony in the normal world* you just teleported phsycic paper... DR. W gave me some /)^^'

 

...sure. *the eldritch abomination eats you*

[Avneercell 67]

*rips through its head*

...sure. *the eldritch abomination eats you*

 

[EpicPwny 33]

Nice one, but lightning isn't enough to stop me, and I'll use my own game references to counter your game references, btw I thought I might mention that not only am I a zombie Alicorn, I am Dovahkihn, FUS RO DAH!

 

*uses Dragon Storm shout while epicpony is stunned*

 

*epicpony recovers from their stunned state just in time for me to smash him with my Deadric Warhammer*

 

*as epicpony is once again stunned, I cast a combination of a fire and ice spell*

 

*I use my warhammer again in hopes of an execution attack, but it's just a normal attack and I allow you to recover*

 

But sir... there is one you fear... in their tongue is EpicPonahkiin... EpicPONYBORN!

 

*uses Slow Time, slowing down Zom, and then uses Elemental Fury, speeding myself up.*#

 

*conjures a storm thrall*

 

*pulls out Spellbreaker*

Edited April 21, 2012 by EpicPony

[ZomBrony 347]

But sir... there is one you fear... in their tongue is EpicPonahkiin... EpicPONYBORN!

 

*uses Slow Time, slowing down Zom, and then uses Elemental Fury, speeding myself up.*#

 

*conjures a storm thrall*

 

*pulls out Spellbreaker*

 

I don't know Skyrim quite well enough to understand what you just said, but I also have Deadric Armour, and while you were away, I learned Whirlwind Sprint

 

Wuld Nah Kest! (something like that) *is all of a sudden behind epicpony*

 

*summons a cockatrice and holds epicpony's head so he's forced to look at it*

 

*after turning to stone I attempt to break you with my warhammer, but the Cockatrice starts staring at me*

 

*I act quickly and use Wuld Nah Kest again so I'm behind the Cockatrice*

 

*I stomp on it so hard that it explodes and undoes the Cockatrice's petrification*

 

*I run towards Epicpony with my horn aimed at him*

[EpicPwny 33]

((The Spellbreaker is a shield that deflects all types of magic, whether it's a spell from hands or a staff, or even a dragon shout. Also a Storm Thrall is a Storm Atronach that doesn't die after 3 minutes, it lasts until all it's health has been depleted.))

 

"FUS... RO DAH!" *blasts Zom into the wall*

 

*Zom gets back up*

 

"Fu... Fu..." *tries to shout but needs to recharge*

 

*pulls out Daedric Sword of Flames (Epic)*

[ZomBrony 347]

((The Spellbreaker is a shield that deflects all types of magic, whether it's a spell from hands or a staff, or even a dragon shout. Also a Storm Thrall is a Storm Atronach that doesn't die after 3 minutes, it lasts until all it's health has been depleted.))

 

"FUS... RO DAH!" *blasts Zom into the wall*

 

*Zom gets back up*

 

"Fu... Fu..." *tries to shout but needs to recharge*

 

*pulls out Daedric Sword of Flames (Epic)*

 

Let's see if you recognize these shouts, I have a list of them open in another tab

 

Od Ah Viing!

 

*while waiting for the shout to work I drink a healing potion then charge towards you using my magic to levatate 2 swords and have my horn aiming at you*

 

*as I'm running towards you I see you postioning your sword for a fatal stab and I can't stop becuase I'm running too fast*

 

*I teleport behind you slashing you in an x motion*

 

*you're startled and I switch to my warhammer as you turn around*

 

*you hear a loud impact sound behind you*

Edited April 21, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[EpicPwny 33]

((Grrr... Stupid Odahviing Call Dragon shout.))

 

"Hun Kaal Zoor!" (Call of Valor)

 

*drinks an Ultimate Healing Potion*

 

*pulls out a Twilight Gun*

 

Edited April 22, 2012 by EpicPony

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

http://chzbronies.fi...ilight-gun1.gif

 

Next time just drag the picture you want to use onto the forum reply area

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

Next time just drag the picture you want to use onto the forum reply area

 

humina humina humina humina WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

DRACO, IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY NOT IN A DUEL WITH ANYPONY ELSE, I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

 

IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN A DUEL WITH SOMEPONY ELSE, I CHALLENGE YOU!!!

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

..................you want to die so badly, all you had to do is ask.................

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

..................you want to die so badly, all you had to do is ask.................

 

You can't kill what you can't see.

 

*Disappears*

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

*changes to human form, then goes into a crane stance meditation pose*

Edited April 21, 2012 by Draco

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

*changes to human form, then goes into a crane stance meditation pose*

 

*traverses through the fourth dimension to reach the Russian missile launch control.*

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

*stays completely still*

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

*smirks*

[MrL0LZ 866]

AceCord Has Joined.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

*waits for attack*

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

*Drags out the moment*

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

*opes small portal, then pulls a bowl of cereal from it*

(remember, currently in human form)

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

*slowly lowers hand onto button*

 

(remember, i can do this all day.)

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

*continues to eat breakfast* only somepony of uncertainty would take so long.......

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

*removes hand from button, turns around, pulls out cap and microphone, begins to rap*

 

So Draco, I hear you summon black holes with your horn,

And, oh, look at this, your OC's an Alicorn,

But i'll tell you this now, and i'll tell you this once

You'll never beat me, you big black old dunce

I'm the best at this, a Master Chief of rap battles

I've been hitting out beats since I was a baby with my rattle

I may be in Russia, but i'll whup your a**

With these hundreds of missiles, sent first class *hits button*

I'll beat you unconscious, and with your body i'll dig a ditch,

cuz the only Draco I know is from Harry Potter, bit**

You know you've already lost, so just pack up your bags and run

go home to your mommy, and let the big dogs have fun!

[Flutterash 41]

(Joins. Bucks AceCord's flank, sending him against the wall)

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

(Joins. Bucks AceCord's flank, sending him against the wall)

 

You have to challenge him first xD