Sparklefan1234 171,545 February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 Princess Luna: The dark frightens us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 February 13, 2019 Share February 13, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: and now I can use this ink pen that I never actually use Spike: and a paper Twilight: that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 February 14, 2019 Share February 14, 2019 Shining Armor: HEY!!! PINK TOP!!!! Fluttershy: SIR! Shining Armor: What do they call you, maggot? Fluttershy: I'm........ Fluttershy. Shining Armor: CADET FLUTTERSHY!!!! WHY IS A RUNT LIKE YOU HERE!!!!!!! Fluttershy: To help Equestria overcome King Sombra! Shining Armor: THAT IS DELIGHTFUL TO HEAR!!!! YOU'D BE A GOOD LIGHT SNACK FOR HIM!!!!!! ROW THREE!!!!!!! Now, WHAT DO WE HAVE OVER HERE? Rainbow Dash: I'm Rainbow Dash from Cloudsdale, sir! Shining Armor: And why are you here, cadet? Rainbow: To join the Royal Guard sir. The best of the best! S.A.: That's nice! You wanna live in the Canterlot Royal Palace, do ya? Rainbow: Yes. (S.A. bonks Rainbow in the head with his newspaper) S.A.: Well I got some news for you, Recruit. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS, RAINBOW DASH, THEN FORGET ABOUT JOINING THE ROYAL GUARD! (Moves to the next pony) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE, YOU SMILING IDIOT?! Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie at your service from the Rock Farm. I aim to join the Royal Guard and give live and limb in service to her majesty! S.A.: Well then, that makes you an idealistic fool, and a rube. You want the truth? The only use the Princess has for your life and limbs are for scrubbing TOILET SEATS. HEY YOU!!! You're up next! Starlight Glimmer: Oh, me? (Gives her salute with the wron hoof) SIR!!! STARLIGHT GLIMMER FROM SIRE'S HOLLOW SIR!!! (S.A. grabs Starlight by the head and raises her up a bit) S.A.: You have it backwards, Starlight Glimmer! That was the first thing you were taught! The salute represents the will in your heart to fight for the safety of our kingdom. IS YOUR HEART ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 February 24, 2019 Author Share February 24, 2019 (edited) Starlight Glimmer: To be honest, you really haven't been good at protecting Equestria. Celestia: Oh, I'm sorry I don't have an all powerful magical crystal to help me. I just have to make do with only my magic. Luna: I will be at my vacation palace on the Moon. It's called the Silver Millennium. Rarity: You know what they say. The more successful clothes is less material and more skin. Sunset Shimmer: Wow, Rarity. How could you afford to take us to this fancy place? Rarity: Oh I just sold Flash, Twilight's measurements. Twilight Sparkle: You did what?! Rarity: Now that I've finished measuring each of you. I now know I wasted my time since we all have the exact same measurements. Twilight Sparkle: I had a bad dream where all my friends were only pretending to be friends with each other for my sake and in realty hated each other. Weird isn't it? Pinkie Pie: *Whisper to Rainbow Dash.* Psst. She's on to us. Edited February 24, 2019 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Teremar: I hate my parents for divorcing and forcing me to choose between being a Hippogriff on land and a seapony under the sea! 2 A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,382 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Rarity: Excuse me darling, I'm going for a swim in some mud. 3 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 52 minutes ago, Will Guide said: Teremar: I hate my parents for divorcing and forcing me to choose between being a Hippogriff on land and a seapony under the sea! Parents: We're not divorced; you are just an angsty teen and we are trying to spend less time with you... but at least we haven't sent you off to a fake "friendship school" in a foreign country like we did your sister... 2 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Cheerilee: Rainbow Dash could you read number 23 for the class? Rainbow Dash: No I can not. What up, I'm Rainbow Dash, I'm 19 and I never learned how to read. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Princess Celestia: BURN THEM ALL!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Enough is enough, I've had it with mother effin Storm King airships invading this mother effin capital city. raises a hoof. Load the 13 pounder! We are about to blow up the effin airship Edited February 24, 2019 by R.D.Dash 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, R.D.Dash said: Twilight Sparkle: Enough is enough, I've had it with mother effin Storm King airships invading this mother effin capital city. raises a hoof. Load the 13 pounder! We are about to blow up the effin airship Pinkie: hold on Twi, I will have to unload the cake first.... 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulBron 173 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Spike: Rarity i LOVE YOU, and you need to marry me NOW 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,090 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Fluttershy: Which do you think will lead us home? Writing about this war or fighting it? No one will ever read this! If you lack the stomach to kill for your country... at least show me that you are willing to die for it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,276 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Fluttershy- "KILL 'EM ALL!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,407 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Twilight: Alright, friendship is a total lie. Sorry, no refunds on your tuition! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,065 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Fluttershy: I hate rabbits 4 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,189 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Sunset Shimmer: Do you know what the greatest lie in Equestria Starlight, friendship Starlight Glimmer: Oh yeah totally, I am just pretending so I could get those wings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTom 2,268 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Celestia: Hey, new guy! Your orientation meeting today is about...that kind of orientation, which must now be surgically removed: I only staff my palace with geldings! BRING OUT THE LOPPING SHEARS, FELLAS!!! 1 Help the main six stop the Weather Factory Meltdown! Click here to play:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114199-fangame-weather-factory-meltdown/ Click here to help build the game:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114399-seeking-help-for-an-epic-fangame-collaboration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, HereComesTom said: Celestia: Hey, new guy! Your orientation meeting today is about...that kind of orientation, which must now be surgically removed: I only staff my palace with geldings! BRING OUT THE LOPPING SHEARS, FELLAS!!! Pretty sure half the fandom would support that if it is the Waifu Thief ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Fluttershy: "Why yes, I do love rabbits. I got a bun in the oven right now!" Angel: *gulps and inches away* 2 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 (edited) "Spike, I don't know how to say this, but, um, just because you grew wings, doesn't mean you're a princess too." - Twilight Actually, I think girl Spike is pretty! Edited February 24, 2019 by cuteycindyhoney 3 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTom 2,268 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Twilight: Okay, Spike! Time to practice this new spell I learned! Now...draw the pentagram! 1 Help the main six stop the Weather Factory Meltdown! Click here to play:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114199-fangame-weather-factory-meltdown/ Click here to help build the game:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114399-seeking-help-for-an-epic-fangame-collaboration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 February 24, 2019 Share February 24, 2019 Granny Smith:Buckle down and do your work, or you'll end up at McDonald's Apple Bloom: We going to Mcdonald's if I don't do my work? Granny Smith: No 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTom 2,268 February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 "...And Pinkie Pie's last words were, 'Gummy is all grown up, now!'" 1 Help the main six stop the Weather Factory Meltdown! Click here to play:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114199-fangame-weather-factory-meltdown/ Click here to help build the game:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114399-seeking-help-for-an-epic-fangame-collaboration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,545 February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 On 2/24/2019 at 10:19 AM, Twilight Luna said: Twilight: Alright, friendship is a total lie. Sorry, no refunds on your tuition! Applejack: We were all in this for the bits! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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