Luigi 7,869 April 12, 2020 Share April 12, 2020 Princess Luna: Houuu.... hmmm.... zzz.....ZWAAAAAAAAAAAK! What..... time..... is it? I’m so very sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,564 May 17, 2020 Share May 17, 2020 Anypony: "So this Hasbro is god you say?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 Shining Armor: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? YOU THINK YOU’RE FUNNY PUTTING BLACK INK ALL OVER MY SPAGHETTI! IS THAT RIGHT? Waiter: No no no no, sir. Not at all. This is called Nero di Seppia. It is a classic pasta dish prepared with fresh squid ink. Hence the color. S.A.: Really? (Tries it) Say, this is DELICIOUS Prince Blueblood: This hotel used to be a place of class and refinement, now they let just anyone in here. Senorina, accept this. A token of your beauty Mare: It’s beautiful Blueblood: Not as much as you. When you remove this at night, please think of me S.A.: OH NO! Did that mozzarella cheeseball say what I think he said? Blueblood: I shall cast an enchantment upon it. Just a little love spell, and you will have no choice but to fall to my passion S.A.: AAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING THIS GUY IS MAKING ME SICK Blueblood: And I shall spread that charm’s magic to those...... S.A.: That’s just ridiculous. How could any modern mare fall for such an obvious act? DISGUSTING Waiter: Pardon the intrusion. But there is a phone call from Princess Celestia, Mr Blueblood Blueblood: Mama Mia! I will be right there Shining Armor: WHA?? What the? That spaghetti brained womanizer is the Prince Blueblood we came ALL THE WAY HERE TO FIND? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 “I finally got my driver’s license!” 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 (Blueblood grandstands, then sits down at the table with Princess Celestia and Shining Armor) Shining Armor: (Thinking to himself) Honestly, just who does this jerk think he is? Grandstanding like that just to sit down in a chair! I really can’t stand people like him. If only we were in wide open spaces where there could be a magic fight, I’d be able to show him some humility then. Hmm... lets see how our little friend handles a game of chance. (Shining Armor starts dealing the cards) Blueblood: I saw that, Shining Armor. Deal the cards right! Only cowards cheat S.A.: Huh? Whatever do you (Blueblood slaps S.A.’s hoof down a bit, which reveals cards falling out of his sleeve) Blueblood: Deal the cards properly, S.A., or play elsewhere Princess Celestia: Thats enough you two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,360 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 Pharynx: I had tea with the head of the Feelings Forum. It was soooo tasty A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,655 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 Fluttershy: Angel! If you crap on the floor again, I'm cutting off your paws and selling them to Zecora! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,586 May 18, 2020 Share May 18, 2020 @Treeglow Flicker Fluttershy: I only threaten Angel Bunny when we're playing poker. *Mumbles* Stupid cheating... *Incoherent mumbling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmoth2011 150 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Ember: I decided to take medication for my allergies to feelings. 2 It takes all sorts to make a world Short and tall sorts, large and small sorts To fill this pretty planet with love and laughter To make it great to live in tomorrow and the day after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account 2,710 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Fluttershy: "I always wanted to try meat." Zecora: "How are you doing?" Applejack: "In my dream, I had a strawberry cutie mark...and I liked it!" Marble Pie: "Hello." Celestia: "Ah was just teasin' ya, Twilight." Sombra: "You may call me smoochinator." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skylight Scintillate 2,031 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 (edited) I don't see any G5 ponies, so let's change that. Sunny Starscout: "I hate the Elements of Harmony!" or "Let's stay divided!" Hitch Trailblazer: "Let's go do something sketchy!" or "Who needs laws?" Zipp Storm: "Let's continue living a lie!" or "I don't want to fly!" Pipp Petals: "Dislike and unsubscribe!" or "Hate you all Pippsqueaks!" Izzy Moonbow... IDK, I feel like she could say anything and still be in character. Edited April 24, 2022 by Skylight Scintillate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Discord: Could you clarify that for me? 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,073 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Fluttershy: "Patented Flutter Burgers. Old family recipe!" Rainbow: "Why join the Wonderbolts when you can sew dresses for a living?" Twilight: "Book burning may be dangerous, but it sure is fun!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,586 April 24, 2022 Share April 24, 2022 Applejack: Rarity is my waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Celestia: “Ugh, I hate mornings!” Luna: “Good moorning!! What a lovely day it is out today!” Cadance: “Shining Armor…there’s somepony else…” 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,586 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said: Cadance: “Shining Armor…there’s somepony else…” Twilight: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Celestia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ika Musume 54 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Rainbow Dash: "It needs to be 20% less cool" 3 "Empathy cocoa?" @sluggirl is my one and only <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Fluttershy: *death metal screech* YAAAAAAYYY!!!!! 2 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ika Musume 54 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Anypony: "Rainbow Dash always dresses in style" "Empathy cocoa?" @sluggirl is my one and only <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTom 2,267 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Apple Bloom: Applejack, you've got to help me! I'm...naked! Applejack: Apple Bloom, didn't I tell you not to eat any apples from that three in the middle of the garden? Help the main six stop the Weather Factory Meltdown! Click here to play:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114199-fangame-weather-factory-meltdown/ Click here to help build the game:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114399-seeking-help-for-an-epic-fangame-collaboration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,363 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 (edited) Big Mac: "That Celestia has a fine looking flank, if you ask me. Eeeyup" Edited April 25, 2022 by Twilight Luna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 170,586 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 (edited) Celestia: I HATE MONDAYS! Luna: I LOVE MONDAYS! Twilight Sparkle: For the LAST time, @ExplosionMare is NOT my little sister! It was my nickname at Celestia's Center For Super-Smart Eggheads! --- Twilight Sparkle: Move! Look out, here comes @TomDaBombMLP! Edited April 25, 2022 by Sparklefan1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Gallagher 33,588 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 8 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said: Twilight Sparkle: Move! Look out, here comes @TomDaBombMLP! What are you talking about?! Of course she’d say that! 1 Signature made by the amazing @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowmoth2011 150 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Rainbow Dash: I say we blast [Discord] back to stone! Fluttershy: No, Rainbow! Don't do that! He's my friend! Rainbow Dash: *grabs the elements* 🎵How 'bout I do anyway?🎵 1 It takes all sorts to make a world Short and tall sorts, large and small sorts To fill this pretty planet with love and laughter To make it great to live in tomorrow and the day after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 18,062 April 25, 2022 Share April 25, 2022 Twilight and Starlight: We look exactly alike! JINKX!! *twin laughter* 1 Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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