Would you rub ponies bellies for money?

[RattPitt 172]

Absolutely. I'm practically an expert at rubbing bellies. I would even do it for free.

[Hastur 505]

Take me to the ponies so the deed may be done. (>~>)

[Sunset's Shimmer 394]

That's kind of an odd question... to make it less odd, I'd say it would be a special service that the Ponyville Day Spa gives out.

 

My massage therapy is best massage therapy in all of Equestria!

 

(My skills are in high demand, and I charge a modest hourly rate of 135 bits)

[Biggybrony 244]

Absolutely and if anyone ever tried to make me feel weird about it then I would just consider it the equivalent of massage.

[SpikusFyre 486]

It's like "here take my money because you have hands that you can move back and forth" easiest freaking job ever.

[SquipyCheetah 449]

Of course I would! I don't need money though, I'd gladly do that for free.

[Blackened 512]

I could open a belly-rub parlour, then I'd be filthy stinking rich. Come here, bellies!

[InsertUsernameHere 149]

Would you rub ponies bellies for money? You know in order to make a living as the only human living in Equestria. 

 

You the human are the master of belly rubs. Ponies far and wide and even the princesses come to you to get their bellies rubbed by your superior human hands. Would you be too shy to do this, even though it just might be the only way to make money here?

Hell, I'd rub pony bellies for free.

[Monsoon 1,662]

I wouldn't rub any of their bellies because I would prefer to sleep

[redshell 195]

yes oh god yes, that would be a dream come true

[Fifth Element 24]

I mean, are they going to react cutely and wiggle their hoofsies at me while I do so? I imagine that rubbing Maud Pie's belly would be the strangest experience, watching her simply lie there, with an expressionless face, with Pinkie coming out of the corner of your vision saying something like "Wow, I've never seen Maud so happy and content in all my life!" And you're like "What"

[cider float 2,537]

I would kiss their bellies after I'm done for good luck.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,298]

Sounds like a pretty easy way to make money. Sign me up! Seriously, this would be like the easiest job ever. Only downside would be sore arms.

[Baz 10]

Of course I would do that. Imagine, being called something like "Master of Rubbing". If even the princesses would call on you, I imagine you'd also get some kind of free housing or something like that for services that great. You'd get called on by ponies from all over Equestria. I'd even hold free five minute rubs on Saturdays just so nobody would be left out.

[Steve Piranha 29,414]

I love poneh bellies, but I wouldn't mind working at the spa and rub bellies for cash 

[LittleMac 3,085]

Of course not!

 

 

....I'd do it for free

[redshell 195]

Of course not!

..I'd do it for free

Yeah me too ponies are so cute

[cider float 2,537]

This is the sort of job I would do as a human with hands. Maybe a scratch behind their ears for extra pricing because they have a hard time doing that.

 

And a full hands on bathing with my magic hands for a hefty price.

 

Behind the ear.....8 bits per hour

Belly rubs .....15 bits per hour

Oil massage .....20 bits per hour

Bath .....30 bits per hour

Edited August 21, 2015 by cider float

[Sunny Shimmer 259]

Why not? If that is what they enjoy then I can't deny them.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

I do it, no problems. I'd include pleasant conversation, complete coat shampoo and currying services as well. I'd charge reasonable rates, with a strict rule of Princesses get a thirty percent discount.

[TopQuark 409]

Sure, but I wouldn't market them as "belly rubs"; probably something like a barrel massage. I'd like to think that, as a human, their would be more uses for me than that.

[TFarrgon 57]

Oh god YES. I want the paperwork now, that sounds awesome!

[ThePiDay 340]

Why yes, definitely! That'd be the BEST JOB EVER!

[Spikey-Wikey 378]

Certainly, that would be such a fun job

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I would absolutely NOT do this... I'm way too shy... ;-; Actual ponies coming to ME for belly rubs?!? I'd die from shyiness! (I don't know what a good word there would be. :c )