Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[shynight01 91]

you look cool and all but i got to go 

[N.W. 3,619]

To quote an old post I stumbled across. 

 

 

Gotta go home to feed my doorknob, it's time for his opera.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'm afraid I am too busy working in arranging vaults. Please call 1-888-4VAULT-TEC and wait in line.

[shynight01 91]

umm how do i say this nine

btw nine it german for no

[Tinkh_ 239]

Sorry, I have to shave my legs that day.

 

 

 

Nein is German for no.

Edited October 22, 2015 by Tinkh_

[shynight01 91]

sry i am alergic to see through bears 

 

 

 

Nein is German for no.

sry i didnt know how to spell it so the auto correct corrected it to the number 

[Tinkh_ 239]

That's fine, I just don't want my high school German teacher to hunt me down, lol.

 

Also, sorry I have to feed the ants that day.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'm afraid i'm getting ready to become a Princess.

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Sorry I gotta stay home and polish my dice.

[Wingnut 6,990]

Sorry.  I'll be busy lint rollering cat fur off my shirts. 

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Ahuizotl: I know that feel, bro.

 

But sorry, I gotta go smuggle pugs across the border.

[Swift Marquis 327]

Sry i can`t come somewhere where i`m already xD

[Wingnut 6,990]

I have to help my redneck neighbor rotate the cinderblocks holding his car up. 

[Wingnut 6,990]

I lost a duel to Pegasus and he trapped my mind on a soul card.   

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'm afraid that i have extremely important Princessy Duties to do.

 

*mutters*...got some darned ponies to punish...*

[Tinkh_ 239]

Sorry, I'll be constipated then.

[Codelyy 1,286]

Because i don't know you

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Sorry I'm working on my new Daring Do trap.

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

I fear this is going to be one of those aztec nights, Whenever we do them, i fall for the "montezumas revenge" prank.

 

Thanks, but no thanks.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

I REALLY don't want to fall asleep then find myself walking off a cliff, thank you very much.

[VinylWubs 1,252]

... What is a "Birthday"? Is it poisoning? Dangerous?

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Only if Steve and the Gems are there.

Edited November 3, 2015 by ShadOBabe

[Tameless 979]

My apologies but I have to give my pet koala a bath.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Sorry but you smell like cheese.

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

My apologies, I have to bedazzle my sniper rifle.