Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Desert Pone The Cookie Smuggler 26]

i haven't smuggled my daily quota of black market cookies into ponyville penitentiary yet

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

The guards won't let me into the penitentiary building.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Can't stay for the party, I'm outta here

 

[TBD 17,254]

Can't come, I'm actually in another world right now.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Can't come, I'm actually in another country right now.

[TBD 17,254]

can't come.. I was kidnapped when I was on my way to your party.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

I'd love to but, err, I can't be bothered

[TBD 17,254]

can't come because I heard you don't want to be bothered with. 

[IronM17 5,366]

Sorry, I can not come to your party, but there is to much snow today.

[TBD 17,254]

I can't come, because I haven't gotten into the holiday spirit yet. 

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Hey man, I know you expect me to come, but my wifi's been acting up so I don't wanna risk getting lost during upload.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

@Feather Spiral I'm sorry Fissy I can't come because...well uhhhh.... no I guess you live not so far from my house, and you seems nice and kind and all...
Al right I'll come over in a hour ! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I've got messages I've gotta answer :V

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@The_Gobo

Unicorn Will Guide: Your face scared Changeling Will so much that I had to switch out with him!

[Sparklefan1234 170,050]

@WiiGuy2014

I'm sorry I can't attend your party but I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, good-bye,I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

@WiiGuy2014

I'm sorry I can't attend your party but I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. No time to say hello, good-bye,I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! 

I'd go to you're party, I really would, but I'm kind of in the middle of something...

 

Yeah, I can be edgy.

Edited December 4, 2017 by Rarity the Supreme

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Rarity is too spoopy for me to hang out with

lol

Edited December 4, 2017 by The_Gobo

[Flutterstep 47,071]

I can't go because I'm scared what I'll find there...ya weird ol' slime you!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'm not weird, I'm just a slime T3T

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

16 minutes ago, Rarity the Supreme said:

I'd go to you're party, I really would, but I'm kind of in the middle of something...

 

Yeah, I can be edgy.

 

Changeling Will Guide: Well, after beating up my people like that, not only am I not coming to your party, but you are put on the "Do Not Invite" list. You're mean!

Also to the posts in between: I don't attend parties held by people who Ninja my response! 

Edited December 4, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Flutterstep 47,071]

I don't attend parties that are organised late.

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

I don't attend  cuz  i removed the evidence of  against me  

[TBD 17,254]

can't come, I'm don't have any more apple to give.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Can't come, I ran outa liquor :V

 

[Telferi 6,906]

I can't come, you are creeping me out D: