Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Yakamaru 3,127]

MY CAR IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

We're not allowed to gather in groups of more than six right now.

[Xe__or 4,377]

I'll literally die if I see you

[Tao 8,036]

I was killed by a cyber man sadly...

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

It looks like he's asleep.

[Denim&Venöm 19,388]

It's been 20 minutes and the live stream still isn't working. 

[Sparklefan1234 172,986]

You're not "Batman". 

[Will Guide 21,362]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

You're not "Batman". 

You never responded to my Forum game, About Naming the Animation Studios that made any given Animated Movie. 

[Sparklefan1234 172,986]

13 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

You never responded to my Forum game, About Naming the Animation Studios that made any given Animated Movie. 

 

I'm sorry but that particular party game confuses me. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I'm sorry but that particular party game confuses me. 

I changed the instructions and made it much clearer what you need to do. 

Maybe I should just not go to any parties for a while

[Dark Bun 681]

Well I was on the way to the party, but I got stuck in traffic and then this homeless guy stole my car. It started to rain, so I went under the nearby bridge, and the homeless guy was there in my car. He was sorry and gave me my car back, but the car was stuck in mud, so we just lit one up, and that's why all my weed is gone too.

[Xe__or 4,377]

Redheads have no souls

[Nsxile 27,322]

I can't enter the portal to your dimension because you're blocking the way and shouting at me 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

The last time I went to a party hosted by a dragon I got eaten.

[TBD 17,256]

@Le Trotteur Sauvage is keeping me busy because I have to undo all his spamming!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

It looks creepy, whatever it is.

[TBD 17,256]

I'm too bored to attend 

[Wingnut 7,003]

My deepest apologies but that’s when my turtle is scheduled to be waxed.  

[Tao 8,036]

I forgot to feed my cannibal.....sorry. 

[LordOfKhaos 30]

Sorry but KFC demanded that I work the “friend’s birthday” shift 

you understand don’t you? 

[Pandora 38,089]

Too choatic 4 me

[Wingnut 7,003]

Sorry but I’m too busy admiring your artwork.  

[Tao 8,036]

I think i left my cat on,  its still purring! 

[beefyrat 0]

I left my goldfish in the dryer\

 

[ZiggWheelsManning 11,120]

Need to head to the Super Bowl in Florida, to deflate the Chiefs' footballs on orders of an anime fan, deeply sorry