Ask Rainbow Dash!

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Where have you been staying then...? So I know where to deliver your cucumbers to... it saddens me that you are not capable of enjoying them because you can't even get to them! You must be so disappointed...

[WildCard 1,037]

Do you not want some...? I can arrange for a lovely delivery of... tasty tasty onions to come down your chimney... oh yes, I know you're just going to love my onions!

 

I am not interessted in onions, but a delivery of bits would be really nice. I wouldn't even mind if you fill my living room with them

 

And Dash, do you injure yourself often during practice?

[Jon the VGNerd 879]

So Rainbow Dash. Considering as how you're pretty creeped out by the vehicle, even though you have yet to find out its name, I'm pretty sure its still determined to race with ya, though its at Sweet Apple Acres. Think you're confident enough to race against it, even though you're still creeped out that it was driving on its own?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I am not interessted in onions, but a delivery of bits would be really nice. I wouldn't even mind if you fill my living room with them

 

 

 

Bits you say? Fill the living room with them? I must say I've never came across someone who prefers their onions cut up into bits... but as you wish, your delivery of onion bits will arrive... shortly... you won't even notice I'm there... oh you're going to just love them!

[WildCard 1,037]

Bits you say? Fill the living room with them? I must say I've never came across someone who prefers their onions cut up into bits... but as you wish, your delivery of onion bits will arrive... shortly... you won't even notice I'm there... oh you're going to just love them!

 

Ugh...I meant bits as the equestrian currency, you know Money!

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Ugh...I meant bits as the equestrian currency, you know Money!

 

I am fully aware that currency in Equestria is called bits... I just thought you meant that you would like your onions cut up into bits... too late now, my onions are on their way... and you'll just love them!

[WildCard 1,037]

I am fully aware that currency in Equestria is called bits... I just thought you meant that you would like your onions cut up into bits... too late now, my onions are on their way... and you'll just love them!

 

*rushes back home*

*sees living room filled with onions*

Ugh...dammit!

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[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

*rushes back home*

*sees living room filled with onions*

Ugh...dammit! http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Damnit?... You are not happy with them?... I... I ... don't know what to say to this...

 

*rushes back home*

*sees living room filled with onions*

Ugh...dammit! http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Wait... I see now! You want more! You are not happy because I didn't give you enough! How could I be so silly? Get ready for more!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*makes rainbow with "imagination" pose, then turns the colors different shades of black and white*

 

color 1up, how do you respond Dash

[WildCard 1,037]

Damnit?... You are not happy with them?... I... I ... don't know what to say to this...

 

Wait... I see now! You want more! You are not happy because I didn't give you enough! How could I be so silly? Get ready for more!

 

IT'S FINE! I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY!(literally because of all the onions)NO NEED FOR MORE ONIONS!

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

IT'S FINE! I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY!(literally because of all the onions)NO NEED FOR MORE ONIONS!

 

It pleases me that you are happy with my onions... now, I shall leave you... I never did get round to hiding those carrots around Twilight's house...

[Spartan-Dash (MP117) 26]

Are you excited for Call of Cutie Blank Clops 2?

[Aureity 3,055]

Where have you been staying then...? So I know where to deliver your cucumbers to... it saddens me that you are not capable of enjoying them because you can't even get to them! You must be so disappointed...

 

N-no! It's okay, really...you don't have to give me any cucumbers.

 

I am not interessted in onions, but a delivery of bits would be really nice. I wouldn't even mind if you fill my living room with them

 

And Dash, do you injure yourself often during practice?

 

No pain, no gain!

 

 

So Rainbow Dash. Considering as how you're pretty creeped out by the vehicle, even though you have yet to find out its name, I'm pretty sure its still determined to race with ya, though its at Sweet Apple Acres. Think you're confident enough to race against it, even though you're still creeped out that it was driving on its own?

 

 

Since when did vehicles have personalities? That IS creepy!

 

Bits you say? Fill the living room with them? I must say I've never came across someone who prefers their onions cut up into bits... but as you wish, your delivery of onion bits will arrive... shortly... you won't even notice I'm there... oh you're going to just love them!

 

Ugh...I meant bits as the equestrian currency, you know Money!

 

I am fully aware that currency in Equestria is called bits... I just thought you meant that you would like your onions cut up into bits... too late now, my onions are on their way... and you'll just love them!

 

*rushes back home*

*sees living room filled with onions*

Ugh...dammit! http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

 

*makes rainbow with "imagination" pose, then turns the colors different shades of black and white*

 

color 1up, how do you respond Dash

 

Uh...cool?

 

Are you excited for Call of Cutie Blank Clops 2?

 

Nah, I'd rather play Haylo.

[Jon the VGNerd 879]

Well, seeing as how most vehicles are designed to race and all... well, basically, even though they speak via texts, they pretty much lack basic emotions (e.g. happiness, sadness, anger), but, who knows.

[Aureity 3,055]

Well, seeing as how most vehicles are designed to race and all... well, basically, even though they speak via texts, they pretty much lack basic emotions (e.g. happiness, sadness, anger), but, who knows.

 

I knew I shouldn't have slept through engineering class.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

N-no! It's okay, really...you don't have to give me any cucumbers.

 

 

 

Then will you at least tell me where you are staying... I'd like to talk to you... I promise you, there will be no cucumbers involved... Edited May 5, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[Aureity 3,055]

Then will you at least tell me where you are staying... I'd like to talk to you... I promise you, there will be no cucumbers involved...

 

Uhh....*gives directions to Sweet Apple Acres*

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

That's mostly it, actually.

 

 

 

...that's really creepy.

 

 

 

Oh, what are those?

 

 

 

Not at all! I haven't even been able to get inside my house since it's jammed with those things!

 

 

 

I know, right!

 

 

 

The Wonderbolts are my inspiration! Them...and my friends.

 

I know it sounds creepy, but it's caused by wind, which in turn is caused by the sun. Too bad our sun AND moon are shackled by the laws of physics and reality.

[WildCard 1,037]

 

 

 

THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL! *throws onion at Rainbow*

*after a few minutes*

Uhm...sorry, I guess I got a bit too angry 'bout these damn vedgetables

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Joke's on you Chilly, my house has a chimney, but it's blocked. Because there's no fireplace! Plus even if you got to Earth to place onions in my house, my dog would catch a whiff of those onions.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Uhh....*gives directions to Sweet Apple Acres*

 

Oh, my apologies... I've just remembered the little trip to Canterlot I have planned... we shall meet... shortly.

 

Joke's on you Chilly, my house has a chimney, but it's blocked. Because there's no fireplace! Plus even if you got to Earth to place onions in my house, my dog would catch a whiff of those onions.

 

I shall visit you shortly... I have more... pressing matters at hand.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Okay then... *backs away from keyboard slowly*

 

Well, turns out Princess Celestia's pretty steamed at you for those onions. I'd run.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

*gets a briefcase*

 

BEHOLD IT'S BEAUTY!

 

 

Note: It available in multiple colors and it flavor varies. Do not feed it to pinkie pie or she will destroy the forth wall which cause of reality to destroy and recreate a new one. and discord will be revived. other side effect including looking like a human.

[Everfree 286]

Hey Rainbow Dash. Wanna hear something cool? Check this out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1hfI5g5Sg&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLRMKYr-UOuTXsV3_MDjbNSA

[Aureity 3,055]

I know it sounds creepy, but it's caused by wind, which in turn is caused by the sun. Too bad our sun AND moon are shackled by the laws of physics and reality.

 

Wind moves the clouds on its own?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pull the other leg!

 

Joke's on you Chilly, my house has a chimney, but it's blocked. Because there's no fireplace! Plus even if you got to Earth to place onions in my house, my dog would catch a whiff of those onions.

 

I should do that...be right back, I'll "borrow" a few thick books from Twilight to clog the chimney.

 

Oh, my apologies... I've just remembered the little trip to Canterlot I have planned... we shall meet... shortly.

 

I shall visit you shortly... I have more... pressing matters at hand.

 

N-no! You don't have to, really....don't trouble yourself!

 

Okay then... *backs away from keyboard slowly*

 

Well, turns out Princess Celestia's pretty steamed at you for those onions. I'd run.

 

*ducks under a ditch*

 

*gets a briefcase*

 

BEHOLD IT'S BEAUTY!

 

 

Note: It available in multiple colors and it flavor varies. Do not feed it to pinkie pie or she will destroy the forth wall which cause of reality to destroy and recreate a new one. and discord will be revived. other side effect including looking like a human.

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash. Wanna hear something cool? Check this out! http://www.youtube.c...OuTXsV3_MDjbNSA

 

Awesome!