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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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Great to hear! I wish to show you a pic of me:

Heh, your hair looks pretty awesome. ...so how's your miletime?

 

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, you should try to teach Twilight some cool flying tricks smile.png

 

 

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The last time I tried, she ended up crashing into a tree, and getting her horn STUCK inside.

 

 

You ever heard of the band "The Who"? They're an english rock band. Their music is awesome. Here's an example: 

 

Keep in mind that the song is part of a storyline, so it seems kind of weird out of context.

 

I don't really, uh, get the picture in the background. Issat...holes in the sky? That's creepy.

 

 

Lame, I heard that joke already from Pinkie. Be a bit more creative next time. No, it's true, trust me on this.

Fluttershy and I are friends, okay? We've helped each other through Filly Flight School, and she's probably one of the best friends I could ever have. That's as far as it goes.

Ppfft...

 

Heh heh....might wanna work on gettin' the quote function down first! :P

 

Hey, sorry I'm asking another question but I just can't resist! Two questions: What do you think of the brony community and what is it like to break the sound barrier when performing the sonic rainboom? Flying and soaring through the air like that? It's astonishing and inspiring!

 

You guys are awesome! You all agree I'm best pony, right? cool.png

And, uh...I don't really *think* when I make a rainboom. Just making sure I don't crash takes all my focus.

 

 

Have you ever heard of skydoesminecraft? This is what Lyra taught him.

 

....ooookey. He should go make friends with Pinkie.

 

 

Do you like Ramen Noodles?

 

Ehh, when I'm low on bits. Can't imagine they're very healthy, though.

 

Who cares, they're delicious.

 

 

How many shots of Apple Jack Daniels can you do?

 

I don't drink.

 

No, really. ....why aren't you believing it!?

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash! If you had a special somepony who likes sports and stuff like you, would you hate him for losing all his muscles from a bad flu which make him weaker and less good at sports?

 

....a flu like that exists!?

 

But nah, I don't think so. Unless he transferred it to me, then I would be pretty mad.

 

 

RainbowDash,

I'm a big fan of yours.Your awesome.

Will you teach me some of your moves, they're awesome.

 

If you're faster than Fluttershy, you should at least be able to do something...

 

Please tell me you're faster than Fluttershy.

 

 

Rainbow dash, your awesome.

Why are you not in every scene? smile.png

Lolz

 

Kid, if I was in every scene, you wouldn't even know the names of any of the other characters, cause you'd all be looking at me the entire time. B)

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Heh, your hair looks pretty awesome. ...so how's your miletime?

 

...miletime? oh that!

 

Well I don't keep track of that too often, but I am extremely fast for an earth pony.

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...miletime? oh that!

 

Well I don't keep track of that too often, but I am extremely fast for an earth pony.

 

Cool. No one's ever timed me, either, because I'm always done before they can even press the "Start" button.

 

 

 

I LOVE RAMEN NOODLES!!!!!

 

College pony's salvation.

 

 

Who cares about the picture? It's the music that matters.

 

Well yeah, but...I can't stop looking at the thing!

 

 

Hey Rainbow Hows tank and How much does it hurt when he hits your head

 

He's good, I'm getting him off of a lettuce diet. Lotta work, but SO worth it in the end.

And, uhh...ever been hit on the head with a rock? Yeah, like that.

 

 

LIAR!!!!!!

 

Hey, since when was dirt alcoholic!

 

 

So what happened to not being a egg head, but now your readingimg-1289626-1-ohmy.png  your the last person i would have expected to start reading.

 

Yeah....uhhh...please, don't tell anypony...

 

 

I'm not that slow... I mean I helped lift up the water from cloudsdale, didn't I? sad.png

 

Err, hey, I didn't mean it in THAT way. I mean, yeah, you are fast when you've got the courage and-oh, forget what I said, okay? :(

 

 

yes.Yes you did help fluttershy

 

Rainbow dash dont you know not to fly faster then your guardian angel pony can fly?

 

My what...?

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When you were so loaded you spilled your cider all over the place. You were eating the dirt because you were that desperate for some booze. You have a cider problem Rainbow Dash. The first step to getting rid of your problem is admitting you have one.

Hey, since when was dirt alcoholic!

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Wanna eat those words? Bet I can give you a run for your money in a race! tongue.png

 

Pfff - do you even have a membership with the Equestrian Flying Association? What's your ranking?

 

 

 It's okay.. No hard feelings :3

 

*Wow, I gotta watch my mouth. Yeeshh...*

 

 

Listen to this version, then.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISMwyYiMcuY

 

Hmm, it actually does sound pretty good. At least until that 1:10 part, the hay is that, classical?

 

When you were so loaded you spilled your cider all over the place. You were eating the dirt because you were that desperate for some booze. You have a cider problem Rainbow Dash. The first step to getting rid of your problem is admitting you have one.

 

Yeah, no. That was just an instinctive moment. I'd waited so long to get just one drop!

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, if a portal gun was real, would you break the speed of light in it? (Just remember to land on 2 feet)

 

What's feet?

 

 

Your the best rainbow img-1306048-1-cool.png

 

Yes, I am. B)

 

 

Raibow Dash when is your birthday?

 

Guess! Get it right and you're invited to my totally rockin' birthday party. Once I get around to planning it, anyway.

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Hmm, it actually does sound pretty good. At least until that 1:10 part, the hay is that, classical?

You mean the "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me" part?

That's a sort of reprise of an earlier song. "Tommy" is categorized as a rock opera, and it does have its weird parts.

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Pfff - do you even have a membership with the Equestrian Flying Association? What's your ranking?

 

Well no I don't, but trust me I am very fast, even on my hooves. ;)

 

You wanna do this or not?

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What's feet?

*Insert Poker Face here*

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Let me rewrite my last question, would you break the speed of light if you have a portal gun.

Fours words, one goal: DROP DA BASS MAN. ~ soniccam1

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