Rap about ___

[Zyrael 1,471]

So how this works peeps is you rap about a thing the user above gave you to rap about, then come up with something for the user below you to rap about

 

 

so the user below me will make a rap about...  shoes

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Black suede shoes, brah. Blue tennis shoes, brah

I'm walking to shangrala, I am la boss

Eating soles of legends and dunking on scrubs

Shoes are the way we own this stuff

 

 

Rap about cheese

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Rap 'bout cheese?

I can; wit' ease

Swiss an' cheddar?

Can't do no better

And when you lock them eyes

On a wheel this size

You know you need a grater

To enjoy that cheese wheel later

 

Rap about Kermit the Frog.

[Zyrael 1,471]

It's not easy being green

Let me tell ya this frog is mean

He's got eyes that don't blink

Make you wanna think

That green is the color of a total badass

Like he's been heavy puffing that grass

Don't freak with the frog 

Call yo mama and tell her

He'll lay you out flat and send you out like old yeller

 

 

rap about cereal

[Frostgage 7,972]

My rap is fueled by cereal, that's why I'm a killer

Yeah I rule I'm imperial, best album since Thriller

My money throne like Honeycomb, ticklin' ya funny bone

So laugh, get your Kix, Trix ain't for that bunny though

I'm Special like K, Golden like Grahams

Lucky like Charms, you need to understand

Breakfast, lunch, dinner? Cereal's the winner

Share some with the girl and you gonna get in her!

 

...so that happened

 

Rap about your favorite pony

Edited May 26, 2016 by Frostgage

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Ain't no other compare, to a pony named "Babe"

Drives me crazy when I'm near her, but she tell me, "Be-have"

Got that baby-blue coat, and a fur-ry chest

When she flash them cherry eyes, she know I love her the best

She my Angel; little devil - she ain't need no blue dress

If I was a Cath-o-lic, I'd have to confess

She my idea of heaven; an' she good for my soul

Thank you, Angelbaby; 'cause your love make me whole

 

I actually recorded this, by the way lol:

 

I could've written a rap solely about her badonkadonk, but I decided to go a different route. x3

 

Rap about Chinese food.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Ziggy and Angelbaby

[Zyrael 1,471]

Chinese? I don't eat it

I'll give you a warning, now heed it

Stuff's gross y'all

Like a big nasty free-for-all

No get that Chinese food away

What'd I say?

I'll eat most other things first 

Cuz it's the worst

You better get wise

Now let me reprise

I don't and won't eat chinese chicken 

It's not KFC finger lickin'

No way in hell don't try to sell that to me see,

It's just not dope

Hope you don't take it the wrong way 

But you best wrap it up and reverse takeaway 

 

 

rap about this site 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

(I like Chinese food. ; _ ; )

 

M-L-P Forums is a site where I post

The R-D-F-C is where you'll find me the most

Got a sexy blue pony in my a-va-tar

See I'm Pega rank; I'm glad I got this far

Joined here a while back; mixed feels that I did

But you can't see me; 'cause my user is hid

Don't call myself a Brony, but I'm here all the same

Got the hell out of Debate Pit; playin' forum games

Don't always get along with the members and staff

But occasion'ly a post or two is good for a laugh

 

Rap about George Washington.

[Zyrael 1,471]

(I like Chinese food. ; _ ; )

 

sorry bro 

 

George GW WASH-ING-TON

He's a man of history son

Got his face on the number 1

Got false teeth and a powdered wig

He's a real one call him big

He couldn't tell a lie

That's a true fact

He's rushmore high

Bill of Rights and Judiciary Act

Had ideas about the free and fair

Fought the Brits and crossed the Delaware 

United States, if you bother 

Don't call him George, call him father

 

 

rap about your favorite food

Edited May 27, 2016 by Zyrael

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Tuna fish

Is just so de-lish

If I found a genie

It'd be my wish

Ain't no, "Sorry, Charlie"

When I'm buyin' Starkist

Can opener broken?

I'll be usin' my fist

It's that chunk light in water

That I cannot resist

Gimme Chicken o' the Sea

Or that Bumblebee

It don't really matter

Just put tuna in me

 

Rap about Hobbits.

[Guest90210 3,567]

I don't know anything at all about Hobbits

I'm supposed to know, but I don't to be honest

I'm probably breaking the rules of this game

But I don't wanna wait for the next guy to post, k?

Wait, I remember now, there was that one movie

Called the Hobbit the sequel to the Lord of the Rings trilogy

Okay I'm done now dude, I'll finish off with a rhyme

About my lack of knowledge of Hobbits at this current time

Yeah, Hobbits are cool I guess

But they are no match for ponies, man they are the best

 

 

Rap about a theoretical war between Ponyville and Canterlot

[Sonata Jets 80]

(Okay I'll admit this is pretty dark, but it's also kinda interesting right?)

 

 

 

Battle of the century

 

Ponies line carefully

 

Fillies watch tearfully

 

As they drop like flies

 

 

 

Unicorns are brusin

 

But the princess is snoozing 

 

So honestly here's where 

 

Everyone dies

 

 

 

Guards line the castle

 

Mares start to cry

 

Pegisi flying 

 

We're are own bad guy

 

 

 

The leader

 

The rebel

 

The killer for the cause

Walks over bodies, doesn't even pause

 

 

She messed up her life

 

And caused herself greif

 

Her time was nearly over

 

Her time was brief

 

 

 

She sat in a throne all covered in red

 

The battle is over

 

Their queen

 

Is Dead

 

 

 

-To the person below, rap about Tumblr

 

Edited March 31, 2017 by Sonata Jets

[Zyrael 1,471]

tumblr is my place

It's a cool space

Even with the feminist extreme

Makes you wanna scream

But that's the price you gotta pay

Say what you wanna say

And get with the cool crowd

Like often, talk loud

We have everything here

Don't rage, don't fear

Be cool, it's the only way to be

that's tumblr with a little t

 

 

cars 

[Vulcan 3,254]

I just couldn't resist...o-o

 

*Queue Pokerap music* 

 

OK, guys, we gotta rap some Automotives!

You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.

Let's get it on!

 

I want to drive the best~

there ever was.

To beat all the rest, yeah, 

that's my cause.~

 

Beetle, Mustang, Ford, Miata~

Subaru, Chevy, Volvo, Toyota~

Nissan, Ferrari, Honda. Chrysler~

Geo, Buick, Hummer, Wrangler! 

 

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all~

PoCarmon! 

 

 

My embarrassment out of the way...moving on -_-

 

Rap about Raps. O_O

Edited May 29, 2016 by Crescent

[Zyrael 1,471]

I like to rap yo

I can rhyme, no?

Spit verses a mile a minute

Kick back and watch me spin it

I rap laps I can go all day

Check these and hear me say

Once I rapped about rapping

Listen, don't be napping 

It's fast to the last the flow I grow up popping

Sick beats and dope lines I'm dropping 

Pedal to the metal with the rap I'm hyping

Don't blink think it's not the same and trust the lust for the game I'm hyping

Here I go another few lines I'm typing

This is meta for real

So crazy you'll take away my coco puffs cereal

Back again with an attack again

Topple on each other brother like avalanche snow

There we go

Another post, so

This is the rap about raps yo

 

 

favorite animal

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

Yo, the octo-pus

It ain't no wuss

Reminds me of Cthulhu

Don't wake him up, shush

Got them eight damn arms

Raise the alarms

But octopus is friendly

Won't do you no harm

Unless you a fish

If so: Make a wish

It ain't gonna come true

'Cause it think you delish

Ya know they really smart

Takin' things apart

Slip inside a bottle

An' that's for a start

Might wanna be-ware

Blue-ringed aren't fair

'Cause they got that venom

So you bettuh take care

 

Rap about Gandalf.

[Zyrael 1,471]

I wish I knew more about LOTR...

 

Gandalf, he's like Dumbledore but straight

He shows up late

Whiter than he was

And you know cus

It's about to get real

When he dies only to respawn

His staff's hella long

Slaying Sauron 

It's no secret

That wiz is lit

 

 

rap about your favorite color

Edited June 11, 2016 by Zyrael

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,298]

I like ba-by blue

And I betcha know why

Reminds me o' Babe

Flyin' 'cross the sky

Ain't no bettuh color

It the color of love

Bright blue pony momma

Paint the world a-bove

Though in the past

Green was my fave

Then along came Angel

And I had to cave

So next time you ask

What my fav'rite hue

Just look right at mah sig

All you has to do

 

Rap about vikings.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

All the Norse mythology

Hope there not mad at me

Ohh it's all history

Just a big mystery

 

All the Norse mythology

Dwarfs, elves and Giants too

God's miss-ing eyes and so

best kind of mythos though

 

All the Norse mythology

Vikings that are on the sea

conquering the kraken thing

Midgard serpents mad at me

 

All the Norse mythology

waiting for the end of things 

Ragnarok's a warriors dream

death of all the god's you see 

 

"Favorite Empire in history?"

Edited June 12, 2016 by Trottermare Galamane

[Zyrael 1,471]

British empire is the global one

Ruled everything under the sun

Austraila, inda, canada too
Now they speak english and so do you

 

rap about the moon

Edited June 16, 2016 by Zyrael

[Vampira Heart 920]

Moony moon moon, the sky is blue,Round to the sound the moon hums a gentle tune, it glows high up and shows the way through.

 

Fish heads

Edited January 2, 2017 by Filament Heart

[TBD 17,228]

I dont rap but heres goes.

 

Why look at you, you just lost everything; fins, tail, and all.

making low $$ for singing " spongebob squarepant"  isn't swell now is it?

You might still have your head but  your is mind lost. 

Pretty soon you' will nothing but  a square just like Mr spongebob squarepant.over there.

Horse shoes.

Edited March 21, 2017 by TBD